No  

 

Are you a compulsive buyer?  

No

 

are you a fashion victim?

No  

 

Are you an expert?  

Yes

 

are you the solution to the problem?

The solution  

 

Are YOU the problem?  

yes

 

are you staying alive?

 

 

Yes  

 

Are you barking at the moon?

 

No

 

are you getting ready?

 

 

Yes  

 

Are you onboard the Crazy Train?

 

yes

 

are you Mr Crowley?

 

 

No

 

Are you a disciple of Mr. Crowley?  

No .... I'm his master

 

are you a lover of mine?

 

 

Maybe?  

 

 

Are you paranoid?

 

yes

 

are you turbocharged?

Yes

 

Are you facing troubles deciding which damn take to use?  

Yes

 

Are you ranking better in the 2nd of the 2 tests I sent you?

 

No  

 

Are you?

Yes

 

are you home alone?

Yes  

 

Are you searching for strange tests?  

No

 

Are you trying to break it ..... to make sure you answer the first question correctly?