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13 minutes ago, Stormbringer said:

Machine-Gunning Bender: Robotic ballistic device that has proven to be overwhelmingly superior to a flashy rocket launcher commanded by a weird purple haired animé girl.

 

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Nothing is superior to my launcher

 

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and that anime girl .........is not an anime girl it's yours truly me 

 

:war::war::war::war::war::war::war::war:

 

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Risk factor: the term in the disease prevention context denotes any factor such as population groups, habits, substances, behavior patterns, geographic locations and other sites, situations, ...etc that increases the likelihood of developing a disease. For example:

 

1. Eating your beef rare instead of well done
2. Drinking beer instead of wine
3. Listening to trash metal instead of civilized music 
4. Machinegunning innocent little girls (especially SuperG.Girl who is the most innocent girl in  the world)
5. Arguing with SuperG.Girl who is always right about everything

 

are serious risk factors of developing Alzheimer's and other forms of dementia and neurodegenerative disease. :yes: 

 

Prophylaxis: is any measure taken to prevent a disease or to create optimal health conditions. For example machinegunning @Stormbringer is a well proven prophylaxis against obesity, diabetes, cardiovascular disease, AIDs, osteoporosis, menopause, premenstrual syndrome, allergies, asthma, all kind of infections, stress, fatigue, mood disorders, kidney disease, pneumonia, atherosclerosis, car accidents, equipment malfunctions, slow computers, stupid professors, heavy traffic conditions, .... etc. Additionally if you are a guy it can make your penis grow bigger and stronger :rofl::rofl: 

 

Sooooooooooooo .............in the name of optimal health:

 

@Stormbringer:war::war::war::war::war: 

 

 

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Don't believe ANY of the above. That is clearly a case of:

 

SuperG Delusion:  A severe and rather extreme case of delusional behaviour closely associated to @SuperG.Girl in which the individual confuses and mixes up basic concepts; a good example being mixing up "Risk factor" and "Prophylaxis", whereas:

 

1. Eating beef medium rare instead of burned well done

2. Drinking beer instead of wine

3. Listening to Thrash Metal and other forms of civilized music

4. Machine gunning @SuperG.Girl as means of self defense

Among others, are actually well proven prophylactic methods against various diseases such as various forms of dementia and other ailments such as obesity, diabetes, etc.

 

At the same time, machine gunning the innocent and, in particular machine gunning Stormbringer is a strong risk factor for all the diseases mentioned above.

 

SuperG Delusionals also think burning their beef is good for them and have a strong tendency to misspell Thrash Metal, writing it as Trash Metal due to their inability to appreciate superior forms of music. Even more seriously they will often claim to be "right about everything" and to be "innocent little girls". All of these are fabrications of their delusional minds and should NOT be believed or taken seriously.

 

Machine gunning them could work as a wake up call that may help them to leave such unfortunate delusions behind.

Sooooo in the name of your own health... this is only what's good for you @SuperG.Girl

 

:war::war::war::war::war::war::war::war::war:

:war::war::war::war::war::war::war::war::war:

:war::war::war::war::war::war::war::war::war: 

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12 minutes ago, SuperG.Girl said:

 

I'm immune to my own weapon :war::war::war::war::war: 

 

:war::war::war::war::war::war:

:war::war::war::war::war::war:

 

 

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Blame/Fault:  An intrinsic characteristic of @SuperG.Girl, meaning she will always hold the responsibility whenever something unfortunate occurs.

As such we will say "SuperG.Girl is to blame" or more commonly "it's @SuperG.Girl's fault".

The use of either of these phrases will always be accurate.

 

 

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22 minutes ago, Stormbringer said:

Blame/Fault:  An intrinsic characteristic of @SuperG.Girl, meaning she will always hold the responsibility whenever something unfortunate occurs.

As such we will say "SuperG.Girl is to blame" or more commonly "it's @SuperG.Girl's fault".

The use of either of these phrases will always be accurate.

 

 

:whistle: 

 

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