For what?

I can't be everywhere at once.

Omg

Baja California

I suck

Phone call people...phone call.

Watching a game and damn I wish I got that cheerleader's number!

It hurts but it feels good

I want coconut shrimp for dinner.

I don't wanna change

Don't become a follower,nalga!! ^

^

I hate you

Me? ^

Maybe

Battery's almost gone...where's that damn charger!!

I'm 446,244,215 seconds old

Damn, I must be 1,000 years old

I'm 446,244,512 seconds old

Damnnnnn

Maybe

Hmpfff

Kidding...