Not guilty. I'm homeschooled anyway, so, yea...

Ever gotten in trouble at school over something on facebook?

..Yea, my teacher didnt like it that I was playing Mafia Wars on FB instead of working on my presentation

Ever put chewing gum in someone's hair?

Not guilty, but I have gotten it stuck in my own.

Ever given someone a fake love letter?

Really guilty

Put underwear in someone's bag?

Yeah, but first I dunked it in the toilet.

Took someone elses phone and text someone while pretending to the person whos phone it is?

Guilty, so much fun

Hacked someone's msn?

Of course!

Added a teacher on facebook?

Not guilty.

Sent your teacher spam mails?

Not guilty.

Forged a parents signature because you forgot to get it signed the night before?

Guilty, very recent.

Forgot to feed your pet for three days?

Psh, I got a goldfish and then forgot I had it. Now, I don't have a goldfish.

Accidently drowned a pet to death?

..It wasn't accidental

No, I kid. Not guilty.

Told little kids santa claus didn't exist and then laugh at their tears?

Ugh, they're gonna learn eventually. Better soon than later! So, yes, guilty.

Took candy from a baby?

Guilty. I steal from my little brother all the time.

Dressed a dog up?

Yeehuh. I got him an elvis costume. He looked AWESOME.

Tried to give a cat a bath?

Not guilty.

Shot an animal?

Not guilty.

Ever stepped on a small dog on purpose?

Not guilty, I love dogs

Threw a kitty at someone?

HAHA. not guilty!

Got COMPLETLY wasted?

Not guilty.. Yet

Pulled someone's pants down in a public place?