Nopez.

Are you drunk now?

Nope. I'm not a drinker.

Are you high now?

No, I'm not into drugs

Have you ever prank called someone?

I did and they weren't very happy about it.

Ever pranked someone using water baloons?

Yes, good memories

Trolled on a forum?

Nah.

Gone matress surfing in a creek filled with water?

No

Bitten a dog?

No. That's just awkward.

Bitten a person(while grown up)?

Guilty.

Waxed someone's legs while he/she was sleeping?

Nope, but eyebrows...

Ever pranked someone with the whip-cream/feather joke while they were asleep?

Nah, I did (together with my sister) jump on my cousin while he was sleeping.

Ever happy slapped someone?

Yes, but, she deserved it.

Ever kicked somebody?

Yes, but he deserved it

Annoyed somebody until he/she threatened to kill you?

Nope, but, very close to it.

Ever given someone the silent treatment as a way of revenge?

Still doing it

Have you ever locked someone in a locker?

I wish, but I've never been able to find someone small enough.

Ever trapped someone in a large toy chest?

No

Ever sneaked out of your house?

All the time.

Have you ever broken something on purpose?

Guilty.

Ever stolen something without getting caught?

Guilty.

Ever been suspended?