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Shang-Chi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings Release Date: July 9, 2021 (US) Director: Destin Daniel Cretton Cast Simu Liu - Shang-Chi Tony Leung - The Mandarin Fala Chen - Leiko Wu Michelle Yeoh Awkwafina Benedict Wong Ronny Chieng Florian Munteanu

Now, I'm going to honest with everyone. Thor was pretty bad. The story was weak and it didn't seem like a complete thought. The concept of plausible character development was shat on. Shoe-horned romance. The action was crap... Fighting? Awful and over-choreographed. Special effects were below par (except for the visual concept of Asgaard, which is stunning and I enjoyed more than that of Pandora in Avatar). What did I like? It was funny. Funnier than expected. Natalie Portman, who I normally can't stand, was surprisingly likable and beautiful in the role. Chris Hemsworth (more on him later) was surprisingly talented; great acting chops. Everyone was varying degrees of great (Sir Anthony Hopkins) to passable (Thor's crew of buddies). Now... should you go out and see this movie? Yes. Should you spend money on the ticket? Yes. Why you ask? If the movie is so sub-par why would should you waste your time, money, and energy? Because Chris Hemsworth is the most beautiful man on the face of the planet. He is a collective orgasm. I have never wanted to procreate more in my life. If you are a woman, do yourself the favor of seeing this movie. I promise you, it is the best decision you will ever make. Normally, the idea of seeing a movie just because the lead is attractive is laughable to me... But not this time. Oh no. Chris Hemsworth made me feel things in my nether regions I didn't know I could feel. The sight of him shirtless in low-slung jeans caused the entire sold-out theater to groan: The women in wanton pleasure and the men in utter disgust at the fact that 1. Their women had never made that sound for them. 2. They will never be that... Ever. In short: Shitty movie. BEAUTIFUL MAN WORTH SEEING THIS OVER.