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The book was highly mediocre. Even worse than the other five. I enjoyed the first five for the most part, but Harry Potter isn't great literature.
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Iron Maiden -- "Wasted Years"
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Metallica -- "For Whom The Bell Tolls"
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I voted for Natalia. She looks better now. She has much more shape than she used to, IMO.
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Here's a great picture of her lips:
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This has to be the greatest "Newb introduction" thread ever. Most are lucky to go over 10 posts, this one has over 170. O_O
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Welcome to the board!
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So... could someone make me a nice Alina Vacariu avatar and singature? If someone makes me one, can they use the first pic for the avatar, like a zoom in on her face? The second one would make a good sig, no?
Iron Maiden -- "The Rime of the Ancient Marine"
Special thanks to Qball and Boris the Spider. There were a number of women that I could've included, but didn't. Megan Ewing -- I think it's safe to assume that she's looking good, because apparently she's going back to work for Victoria's Secret shortly. The problem is, we haven't seen many pics of her since her pregnancy, so people would be voting for her based on her pre-pregnancy pics, which wouldn't necessarily be fair. Britney Spears -- I just chose to exclude her. I have several reasons which I don't feel like typing. Pampita -- She still hasn't had her baby, so she doesn't count. Angelina Jolie -- If it were a poll about which hot woman was the best mother, I might consider it, but it's not; it's about what women didn't lose their sex appeal after having a child. Angelina hasn't been pregnant.
It's a good site. (Y)
She looks like she has balls.
Pics my friends, PICS.
I've heard that Jordan's books are overly long and boring, with too little plot movement and an absurdly huge number of characters. Do you disagree? Is his stuff worth checking out?
I haven't the faintest idea, sorry.
I see. That would definitely be a problem...
12-year-olds? I know kids my age who type like that. Here's the chatspeak massacre of Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven": ONCE UPON A MIDNIGHT DREARY WHIEL I POND3RED WEAK AND WEARY OV3R MANY A QUANET AND CURIOUS VOLUMA OF FORGOT3N LOR3 WHIEL I NOD3D NEARLY NAPNG SUDANLY THEYRE CM3 A TAPNG AS OF SOMAONE G3NTLY RAPNG RAPNG AT MAH CHMBR DOR !1!! OMG WTF LOL TIS SOMA VISI2R I MUTERED TAPNG AT MAH CHMBR DOR ONLY THIS AND NOTHNG MORA AH!111 WTF DISTINCTLY I R3MEMBR IT WAS IN TEH BL3AK D3CEMBR AND EACH S3PARAET DYNG AMBR WROUGHT ITS GHOST UPON TEH FLOR EAEGRLY!1!111! 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WTF FURTHER THEN HA UTERED NOT A FAATH3R THEN HA FLUTARED TIL I SCARCELY MORE THAN MUTAR3D OTHER FREINDS HAEV FLOWN BFORE ON TEH MOROW HA WIL L3AEV ME AS MAH HOPAS HAEV FLOWN BFOR3 TH3N!!!!1!!! LOL DA BIRD SADE NEV3RMORA STARTLED1!!!11!! AT DA STILNAS BROKEN BY R3PLY SO APTLY SPOK3N DOUBTL3S SADE I WUT IT UTERS IS ITS ONLY S2K AND S2RA CAUGHT FROM SOM3 UNHAPY MASTER WHOM UNM3RCIFUL DISAST3R FOLOWED FAST AND FOLOWED FASTER TIL HIS SONGS ONE BURDEN BORE-- TIL TEH DIRG3S OF HIS HOP3 TAHT MELANCHOLY BURDEN BOR3 OF NEVER--NEV3RMOR3 BUT!111!! DA RAEVN STIL BGUILNG AL MAH SAD SU IN2 SMILNG STRAGEHT I WHELAD A CUSHIONED S3AT IN FRONT OF BIRD AND BUST AND DOR TH3N UPON DA VALVAT SINKNG I B2K MYS3LF 2 LINKNG FANCY UN2 FANCY THINKNG WUT THIS OMINOUS BIRD OF YORE WUT THIS GRIM UNGANELY GHASTLY GAUNT AND OMINOUS BIRD OF YOR3 MEANT IN CROAKNG N3VARMOR3 THUS!1!1!1 I SAT ENGAEGD IN GU3SNG BUT NO SYLABL3 EXPR3SNG 2 TEH FOWL WHOS3 FEIRY EY3S NOW BURN3D IN2 MAH BOSOMS CORE THIS AND MORE I SAT DIVINNG WIT MAH HEAD AT EAES R3CLINNG ON DA CUSHIONS VALVET LINNG TAHT DA LMPLIGHT GLOAETD OER BUT WHOSE V3LV3T VIOLET LINNG WIT TEH LMPLIGHT GLOATNG OER SHE SHAL PR3S AH NEVERMORA TH3N1!1! OMG WTF METHOUGHT DA ARE GREW D3NSER PERFUMED FROM AN UNSEN CENS3R SWUNG BY SARAPHIM WHOS3 FOTFALS TINKL3D ON DA TUFTED FLOR WRATCH111!1! OMG LOL I CREID THY GOD HATH L3NT THE - BY THASE ANG3LS H3 HATH SANT THE R3SPIET--R3SPIET AND DA FROM THY MEMOREIS OF L3NORA QUAF1!1!! LOL O QUAF THIS KIND NEP3NTHE AND FORGET THIS LOST LENORA QUOTH!!!! OMG DA RAEVN NEVERMORE PROPHAT11!!1!!1 SADE I THNG OF AVIL-PROPH3T1!!1!! STIL IF BIRD OR DEVIL WHETH3R1!1! OMG WTF LOL TAMPTAR S3NT OR WH3THER TEMPEST 2SAD THE H3R3 ASHOR3 DESOLAET YET AL UNDAUNTED ON THIS DAS3RT LAND ENCHANTED- ON THIS HOME BY HOROR HAUNTED-TEL M3 TRULY I IMPLORE IS THEIR THEIR BALM IN GIELAD-TEL??!!?!!?! OMG MA-T3L ME I IMPLOR3 QUOTH111! OMG WTF DA RAEVN N3VARMORE PROPH3T11!!111 SADE I THNG OF 3VIL-PROPHET STIL IF BIRD OR D3VIL BY!!1!1 WTF LOL TAHT HEAEVN TAHT BNDS ABOV3 US-BY TAHT GOD WE BOTH ADOR3- T3L THIS SU WIT SOROW LAEDN IF WITHIN TEH DISTANT ADE3N IT SHAL CLASP A SANETAD MADEEN WHOM DA ANGALS NM3 LANOR3-- CLASP A R AND RADIANT MADEEN WHOM TEH ANG3LS NMA L3NOR3 QUOTH?!!??! OMG WTF LOL TEH RAEVN NEVERMORA B!11!! WTF TAHT WORD OUR SIGN OF PARTNG BIRD OR FEIND111!! WTF LOL I SHREIK3D UPSTARTNG- GET THE BAK IN2 DA TEMPEST AND TEH NIGHTS PLU2NIAN SHORA LEAEV1!11!!! WTF LOL NO BLAK PLUMA AS A 2K3N OF TAHT LEI THY SU HATH SPOK3N L3AEV1111!! WTF MAH LONALIENS UNBROKEN1!1! WTF - QUIT DA BUST ABOV3 MAH DOR TAEK!!!!1 OMG LOL THY BAK FROM OUT MAH HAART AND TAEK THY FORM FROM OF MAH DOR QUOTH!!!1 OMG WTF TEH RAEVN NEVERMORA AND!!!1111! OMG WTF LOL TEH RAEVN N3VAR FLITNG STIL IS SITNG STIL IS SITNG ON TEH PALID BUST OF PALAS JUST ABOVA MAH CHMBR DOR AND HIS EYES HAEV AL TEH SEMNG OF A DEMONS TAHT IS DREMNG AND11!!!! WTF TEH LMPLIGHT O3R HIM STREMNG THROWS HIS SHADOW ON TEH FLOR AND MAH SU FROM OUT TAHT SHADOW TAHT LEIS FLOATNG ON TEH FLOR SHAL B LIFTED--N3V3RMOR3 !1111!
Nice, thanks!
Well, I've never paid. All you have to do is scroll down and click the "Free" button and it takes you to where you can download.
Eugenia Volodina
