PastaFreak

DO IT BITCHES. ASK THE TAROT! I remember using Tarots to ask about a particular model, and my friend who was a tarot rader, was trying to be all righteous then. "Pasta, you do not ask about someone else's fate. Mind your own business." We all know this thread is going to be empty talk until some official shit from VS comes in, and that's fine by me . I'd have the luxury of continuously increasing my post counts so I have enough for the HQ thread.

How should we punish ourselves if neither Elsa nor Martha gets the FB @Chessie @Clauds too

I keep saying its Martha because for the past 3 years, it's all the underdogs. In all started in 2015 when they surprised us with Lily, then Jasmine in 2016 and Lais in 2017. All these models have one thing in common, they're choices that people wouldn't expect or predict. Every year we say it's Behati, and when Behati is gone, we pick Candice, when Candice is absent, we pick another fan favorite like Sara, Romee or Elsa. But time after time, VS has been picking the ones that people are least likely to talk about. Lais for example, was an underdog despite her being with VS for a long time. She only started getting more attention after last year's FB and to me, the only sensible choice if we follow down that path is Martha. VS would never pick someone like Stella who is obviously at the bottom of the angel's list when it comes to being the favorite angel, neither will they pick choices like Elsa or Josephine. That leaves angels like Martha, Sara and Romee in the run. Sara and Romee are young and have years ahead of them, while Martha's career with VS is more or less dependent on how long VS wants her around. If they decide to end her contract then Martha is as good as gone. This has to be her year or it'll never be Martha's year ever again. Talking about Sui and Ming, it also reminds me of why those two get exclusive angel contracts. Sui is basically the Chinese version of Martha, very much by the book and is a pretty good spokesperson. Ming is just like Josephine, spunky and outgoing.

Romee for FB 2018? Although I'm fairly certain Romee will get the FB at one point, but it ain't this year. Romee has a long way to go, compared to Martha whose already hitting the big 3 next year. Without even talking about how much work Martha does, Martha is up there for the FB just due to her seniority. If Martha doesn't get the FB this year, I bet she's never going to get her chance again, the same goes to Elsa. Romee might not have the biggest presence, but her walk is decent, she's regal. She's the younger version of what Kate G should have rightfully been - decent English, a unique look and a walk that captures people's attention. Both don't have a fierce walk, but their walks leave you wondering "Who is that girl?" I see Romee being a contender for the FB in year 2020. This year, it really falls to Martha or Elsa for the FB, and if VS pulls a dark horse moment on us and gives it to one of the younger NAs, I can bet you both Martha and Elsa will still be fighting for the FB next year.

We are It ain't no one else but Martha #teamMartha4FB @Chessie

Are we talking about the same account ? Because I know their admins post about Candice every other day, unless it's just for shows .

They're pretty chill for most parts, I'd say they're fair in that they really do ban you off their page if you tag a model under the comment section. There's no denying in the fact that they're Candice ass kissers though .

Y'all, whoever confessed this is high on weed as if Ed has time for fan accounts.

Hate to break to y'all, but at the rate that VS is going with its fashion show, I doubt we'll get any Makings video until the show on Nov 8 is over. I've got a feeling VS will release the videos after the show to keep users tuned in, and just let the models' runway photos do the talking from Nov 8 till the show's airing date. When you think about it, it also makes sense because it'll keep the suspense and interest going for awhile. The past years, we've always been teased with the Makings video, and somehow, we always find ways to identify one or two outfits that VS doesn't intend on showing us. I might be wrong, but it certainly feels that way this year.

What accident? You mean the period gate ? Extra salty, all natural Himalayan Salt

Can you taste the salt? It has yet to come, but I can taste it from miles away

With Kendull and (unofficially) Hadids in, do we arrive at 58 or 59 models?

Brace yourselves people, colorful yet ugly shoes from Brian are coming

HAHAHAHA, I was gonna post this. I’m down for the shitshow. All you need in Kendull’s name to appear and suddenly good stuffs like Duckie, Lorena no longer matter

Bring it on sistas It's #teammartha4fb vs #teamelsa4fb alright @Chessie @Clauds @medicenevs

@Chessie this is probably us if the shop sinks

Are we sure the FB is being announced tomorrow?

stahhhhhhhp y'all I've been re-reading 2 pages back and forth and its still making me laugh I'm #teamfuckingmartha all the way until the ship sinks, and @Chessie knows ye shall not abandon yer brothers. Also omegalul at the FB - F13 error . #icant y'all making me laugh so damn hard, this is the first time I've ever laughed so hard at an FB conspiracy.

Man, y'all talking about childhood injuries, and I'm here envying y'all for being able to pick up so many classes still . I feel like I have an unaccomplished childhood because I spent my childhood days playing PlayStation and computers when I should be picking up ballet, learning French or going out and playing sports with kids. Now I'm diagnosed with glaucoma, genetics inherited from my dad and my doctor has restricted me from a lot of activities. No underhead, overhead movements, that means I can't do stuffs like yoga, pilates, dances that involve rigorous underhead movements, even swimming should be considered carefully because the activity itself places pressure on my eyes. Even gymming is a challenge now, I have to stick to moderate weights, the heaviest I should go are the ones that make me feel moderately challenged, not the ones that require a ton of strength. So no more powerlifting, compound movements like squats, deadlifting or chest barbell press either . I just stick to basic dumbbell stuffs, calisthenics are probably the worst for me now. Heck, no more planking. The only thing that people recommend is aerobics or cardios like jogging. I said too much. Going back to Kelly, this might sound mean, but Kelly would probably only learn the importance of wellbeing when she's sustained a injury or pulled a muscle. At the rate that she's going, it seems like she prides more about overworking than moderation. And I almost feel sorry for her that getting rejected by VS for having reasonable workout regimes is apparently less important than ensuring she doesn't pull a muscle or two. And yes, I've injured myself lifting weights too, my left shoulder has an old injury that sticks with me for life and I have to live with it. But I guess it goes to show you that Kelly is obsessed with fame, and it has to be VS that's giving her said fame. Maybe the rejection she received in 2014 and 2015 left a psychological scar in her that every year now, she tries her darndest to ensure her body is overworked to the point where she gets casted. I mean... 2016 was the first time people notice her overworking herself. It's probably conditioning and Kelly thinks only by overworking herself that she'll only get to be in VS.

@medicenevs NOOOOOOOO, IT'S THAT SONG THAT WE DREAD!!!

Still my response to Robin

Halsey is a massive hit or miss, especially when she's garnering so much hate with people who are pro-feminists I for one, would love to see Shawn Mendes and Khalid, but I doubt VS would find their songs runway-worthy. Khalid is so talented though.

Just out of curiosity because I'm not an artsy person, do I start by buying metal wire frames?

YES, CAN WE DO THAT?