discostu

queen- bohemian rhapsody

flogging molly drunken lullabies cd

fear factory- h-k this song never gets old

ok here are two funny ones my health teacher (yes the teacher told 2 incredibly dirty jokes) told us today there was this lady who had no arms or legs, she just sat in her chair on the beach all day long. one day a guy walked by her and she says to him, "excuse me, i know its a bit weird of me to ask but...well i haven't been hugged in a long time, so can you hug me so i know how it feels again?" the man didnt think anything of it so he picked her up and hugged her, then went on his way. he passed by her again and she says to him again, "hi, sorry again, but i havent been kissed in a long time either. i know its weird to ask but can you give me a kiss so i know how it feels again?" the man thought about it for a while and didnt think any harm could come from it so he picked her up and kissed her, then went on his way. later again he passed by her again and she goes "excuse me, i know its a bit weird to ask but...i havent been loved in a long time. could you please...you know...fool around with me so i can know what its like to have sex again?" the man thought for a few seconds, then picked her up and threw her in the ocean and said, "there, now you're fucked." -------------------------------------------- there was this business man who was on a business trip for several weeks away from his family. he saw an attractive callgirl at the corner of the bar he was at and thought, "well, it has been a while and im feeling really lonely....my wife will never find out so i guess ill just ask her for some services." so he goes over to the woman and says, "excuse me miss...but i've been away from my home for weeks and i'm feeling very lonely and well....i wanted to know if i could buy a blowjob off of you." the woman replied "i give the best blowjobs in the whole world. you see this pearl necklace? i bought it with the money i got from my blowjobs. my blowjobs cost 150 bucks if you want one." so the man said ok and paid her and it was the best blowjob he ever had. he liked her blowjob so much that he asked her again and said, "i really liked your blowjob and i was wondering....if we could do doggy style." the woman replied, "i have the best doggy style in the world. see this diamond ring and my fur coat? i bought these with the money from my doggy style. its 150 bucks if you want my doggy style." so he paid the callgirl and it was the best doggy style he ever had. then he starts thinking that shes the best sex he has ever had so he asks her, "mam....this has been the best sex i've ever had, and i wanted to know if i could buy you for the rest of the night." the callgirl replied, "I pull the best all nighters in the world. see that skyscraper, i bought that with the money i made from my all-nighters. it will cost you 15000 for an all-nighter." he agreed and it was the best sex he had ever had. then in the morning he told the callgirl, "wow you really are good." and he paid her. then the callgirl replied, "yea, now if i only had a pussy i'd own this whole city!"

holy crap i just realized that wasnt kingsupra

you know its hot.

fear factory- invisible wounds

waiting for my hat to come...and my slick honey

papa roach- she loves me not

her hotness is overwhelming

flogging molly- drunken lullabies

audioslave- shadow on the sun audioslave- i am the highway

can i get this turned into an avatar? yes, i know, the banana is drooling. and yes, i know, the banana is jacking off.

thanks!

holy shit socom im stealing the gif in your sig Bastard <_< ... Nah j/k its cool, just gimme credit for it did you make it? btw collateral is my favorite movie

collateral: Jaime fox: man i thought you were a cool guy vincent. Tom cruise: i am a cool guy, max. tom cruise: you are screwing with my business. tom cruise: thousands die around the world every day and when i off one fat angelino you throw a hissy fit. jaime fox: you just met the guy and you go and kill him like that? tom cruise: what, im only supposed to kill people after i get to know them? tom cruise: talk your way out of this one max, because you dont have enough room in your trunk.

gottta do the obligatory full metal jacket quotes ermy: hell i like you, you can come to my house and fuck my sister. ermy: Do you suck dick private pyle? you look like the kind of person who will assfuck a man without the curtosy to give him a reach-around! ermy: do you mean you can't do one fucking pull-up? my god pyle you are a worthless piece of shit, get the fuck off my obstacle you unable fatbody! boondock saints: murphy:"we're like 7 11. we're not always doing business, but we're allllways open." conner: "oh thats a good one i like that." murphy:"yea thanks." boondock saints courtroom scene! Conner MacManus: Now you will receive us. Murphy MacManus: We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. Conner MacManus: We do not want your tired and sick. Murphy MacManus: It is your corrupt we claim. Conner MacManus: It is your evil that will be saught by us. Murphy MacManus: With every breath we shall hunt them down. Conner MacManus: Each day we will spill their blood ‘til it rains down from the skies. Murphy MacManus: Do not kill, do not rape, to not steal. These are principles, which every man of every faith can embrace. Conner MacManus: These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. Murphy MacManus: There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. Conner MacManus: But if you do you, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it. Murphy MacManus: And we will send you to whatever god you wish. All three: And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forthfrom thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. Il Duce: In nomine patrie, Conner MacManus: Et fili Murphy MacManus: Spiritus sancti -------------------------------------------

thanks, i love this girl

sha can u repost those 2 vids they keep timing out for me

NIN- head like a hole

personally i would have used the "i wanna fuck you like an animal" line from that song but its all good

holy shit socom im stealing the gif in your sig

avoiding homework....gahhhh