Barry

sadly not have you ever thought that we might be living in 'the matrix'?(or a matrix-esque reality)

chillin' while i'm young

Kanye West - 'Bring Me Down'

fed up

feeling for AnaBB Cover

Outkast - 'Prototype'

pleased that i have more money than i anticipated . . . excellent

bored

i have considering moving abroad but i have no definite 'dreams' so i guess that i have not since i do not fulfill all of your criteria so probably 'no'. has anyone ever does any dirty-sanchez-esque stuff on you?

no . . . don't have a car have you ever wished that God (if indeed (s)he/it exists) would strike-down another BZ member?

tryin to work

The Eagles - Desperado

no . . . we don't have biting ones here . have you ever been bitten by another person?

you will not have to wait long, my brother chillin'. nothin' else on for the rest of the day . . .

pleased that i have little work today but kinda sad that i have to go to a talk now

Li'l Jon - 'Play No Games'

cooking myself a jacket potato

The Arcade Fire - 'Rebellion (Lies)'

doing the same, in a minute

no . . . i'm not into the little charity band thing. have you ever pepper-sprayed someone?

wondering what 'the grey album' is

yeah, all the time. have you ever wanted to shrink down so that you were really tiny so that you could do loads of cool stuff? (like i the family guy episode where Stewie shrinks and enters Peter's blood supply and stuff)

watching Monty Python . . . .

sadly yes . . . have you ever considered buying a bodily organ on the black market?

Kanye West - 'Touch The Sky'