Siemgi's Big VS Tell All Part 2 Hi y'all! So, since last time I made a whole lotta progress on my quest for answers, no thanks to Ms Noreply, who keeps answering my e-mails with the same type of stuff, I mean I get that you like that I'm interested in boobs your brand, but there's no need to tell me 25 times... Moving on, to the real stuff. As y'all know, we can finally sleep again, VS wished Rosie a happy birthday, which as we all know is their very personal of saying: "While you're off fighting robots and shacking up with Shia LaBeouf, remember we still own your ass!". As you all obviously remember, they totally skipped Lindsay's back when she was a supermodel-which-is-kind-of-like-an-Angel-but-not-quite instead of the Angel-that-no-one-works-with-except-Michael-Bay. Which takes me to my next point: trouble is brewing in Paradise (get it? Paradise is full of Angels, and VS sort-of-exclusive-spokesmodels are called Angels). It all started like your normal day in the VS family: up at 6am, having to film some stupid-ass videos for the fans and to dance to that Akon song "Angel" (get it? VS sort-of-exclusive-spokesmodels are called Angels, like the song, except with an S, cause there are like 20 these days). And then, ooh, snap ! Dramazzzzzz! Bitches, you stoopid! Don't you know that Adriana si the Head-Angel? The Mother-of-Angels? The New-and-brunette-and-Brazilian Stephanie Daniela Tyra Heidi? And Alessandra can't even get more than a half second in a commercial! Bow down to the (right) queen, bitches! Oh and Lindsay, thanks for the input, maybe next time you'll learn to coordinate your outfit with the other girls so they let you play with them...