Rhett

have you ever robbed peter to pay paul, then grabbed the bull by the horns and gotten while the getting was good, because you were using too many clich

totally not true. at least, I keep getting my hands on the exceptions.

I voted for Indy, you don't have to convince me

cute as one, anyway *bats lashes, wags tongue*

everyone on this forum (I didn't kill the thread, I just stunned the weak into temporary consternation)

you mean, one of the half million Jesuses in Mexico?

her dominatrix. what, you think I'm kidding?? look at their shirts.

check out my new ride, beyotchiz! me r teh coolzorz!

has way too much info on the goings-on inside the Ed bananahammock

blame it on the Pole. it was QBall's idea. however, it was a good idea, so I'm willing to take credit for any praise...

I'm sure there are others that have tried this shtick, but if we could be bothered to actually look, that might sap some of lazy's energy, and knock us down to one question per annum. or one queery per anus. or something.

needs a emo that goes the other way, since he's on the 'other' side of the equator

I didn't specify where the funny began.

funny how this is turning into the Have You... thread. and funny how I asked that same question in that other thread.

could you give us more detail on how Sting would be blowing the minds, pun intended?

I only like hard liquor teas.

well, at least that hasn't been clouding your meticulously fine taste in men

pretty much everyday. you haven't been that drunk, have you?

I've scandalized enough women for one lifetime, don't you think? or was it more than one... I guess I lost count.

no, we're making our first date last forever

the good news is that it's the opposite of what the White House does, deny and flip the accusation (we're war profiteers?? no, you want to cut and run, so you're a coward and a traitor!). the bad news is, that like when most athletes have these press conferences and use a bunch of words they don't know, I think most people are smart enough to see that this is a PR thing created by PR people and it's more calculated than sincere.

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Mel Gibson on Tuesday apologized for making anti-Semitic remarks after his recent arrest for drunken driving and asked to meet with members of the Jewish community to begin a "path for healing." "There is no excuse, nor should there be any tolerance, for anyone who thinks or expresses any kind of anti-Semitic remark," Gibson said in a statement. "I want to apologize specifically to everyone in the Jewish community for the vitriolic and harmful words that I said to a law enforcement officer the night I was arrested," he added. Gibson, who directed 2004's blockbuster movie "The Passion of The Christ" about the last hours of the life of Jesus, was caught speeding in his car in the early morning last Friday, and he went on a rant in which he is widely reported to have said "The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department report, parts of which have appeared on celebrity Web site TMZ.com, is laced with anti-Semitic statements and expletives said by the actor. The report said an opened bottle of tequila was found in the car, and that at one point Gibson tried to evade arrest. But it has been the anti-Semitic remarks that have raised the biggest outcry from members of the Jewish community in and out of Hollywood because before "Passion," the Oscar-winning director of "Braveheart" and star of the "Lethal Weapon" movies denied he or the movie were anti-Semitic. His statement on Tuesday sought a meeting with Jewish community leaders in which he could explain his actions. "I'm not just asking for forgiveness. I would like to take it one step further, and meet with leaders in the Jewish community, with whom I can have a one-on-one discussion to discern the appropriate path for healing," Gibson said. He said he has begun "an ongoing program of recovery," but admitted "I cannot do it alone." "I am asking the Jewish community, whom I have personally offended, to help me on my journey through recovery," Gibson said.

...like a song that makes it difficult to breathe

next time, I will ask about Mishima in Japanese and see how it goes.