Headhuntaz

What you need is an ed :brows: Once gone ed, never wanna go back?

Music is my one and only true love.

Lol thanks, but I don't need a girl. I don't need a boy either xD

You can read the language of love.

His page is in German, you wouldn't hardly understand anything. But he always writes girls that he wanna die over a chick he met 2 days ago who is engaged or wtf ever. Dutchy, I do go out - but German girls are... well.. stupid.

I don't weep! I tell facts! I can show you a guy that weeps!

You can come and lick my eyeballs - if that really makes you happy, I'll let you do it!

Me is a lazy guy. Besides, I think I can't fall in love again.

No, I don't wanna lick balls! But I wouldn't wanna lick eyeballs either! All I lick is icecream and... well... that doesn't matter cause I got no girlfriend.

It's not shown! That'd kill the suspense! You never know who got shrimped! It's a funny movie!

Gotta stick to that topic, honey! I'd love to talk about sexy thangs taking place in my bedroom, but there aren't any! So what should I do?

That's a nice poem Btw, ed! Has Shrimpgirl already lost her shrimptail?? Do you know that one movie, "The Faculty"? Shrimps from outer space try to kill all earthlings by digging deep into their bodies! Kinda reminds me of that!

You do have some weird guys in class! Why does he bring horse's eyeballs and eat it? It was a bet, right? He doesn't think that tastes delicious, does he?

you want to lick balls? :| I wanna get laid already!

Yeah! You guys are so filthy!!

Hey, who da f* wants to lick eyeballs? There's 3 letters too many!

3.24 p.m. and I'm still tired

Nickelback - Do This Anymore

You actually know a Texas doctor who goes by the name Dr. Phil? :shock: I was partying last night with a lot of laid back guys and a few nice girls. It was fun xD Red_ed, come to the chat thread, now! *whip*

haha- I'm okay with being beaten by a fish. But don't use shrimps, it might shred splinters under my skin

You're one lazy student, you know that, right? I'm feeling you! I'm quite the same!

that's Paris Hilton without make-up

Shrimpgirl, we don't tease you! We know that hurts..

Joker, you still got that shrimp in your finger? :shock: Now pull it out, already! I don't want your genes connect with the frozen shrimp genes! So you become The Incredible Shrimp Joker