Rumor has it Ali G will rename the country to Czhekastan, and the capital city to Bel Air, while Will Smith will take the title of "Fresh Prince, heir to the throne of Czhekastan", and have weekly insult wars with Ali G.
Rumor has it london has an imagination more vivid than the blue of the carribean sea, more ridiculous than Peter Griffin ballet dancing to a ballad version of "Stairway to Heaven" on a floor made of spaghetti, and as realistic as a Pablo Picasso painting.