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First of all, EFF THAT GUY. Idiots like him should get thorwn out of the store for being so STUPID. And secondly, now I'm pissed at VS security. The crowd that I stood in line with were denied a picture. In fact, the girl who stood on front of me in the line nearly cried!!! Yet somehow, oldie oldster got his pic taken. This is all a bunch of ass-backwards bullsh*t, if you ask me.

Here is a postcard for a discount at the Ann Taylor stores and look who is on it! Unfortunately, the discount ends today.

Yes, KK was at last year's show (which I capped but never posted, BTW). She came on at the third hour of the show (after Leann Rimes' performance) and presented Top Female Vocalist with Dwight Yokoam. Of course, I kinda found it funny that they made Dwight read all the lines while KK stood there with a giant nervous smile. And to top that, KK actually said the words "And the Winner Is...." just as she was opening the envelope, which is a big NO-NO to say at awards shows, so Dwight immediately jumped in and said "And the award for Top Female Vocalist goes to....". I'm not kidding about that! Check it below: Will Darling Marisa make the same mistake this year? I sure hope not.

Here's another official A|X advert of Rianne kissing another chick. Yes, that guy on the right is totally a chick with a d**k. Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! You can find this advert in the May 2009 issue of Cosmo. Hey at least you can find this easier than freakin' Izabel's A|X ads.

Oh look, something not VS-related. Ain't that a shock. Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! If you're interested in knowing, this article is from the May 2009 issue of Glamour (with Miley on the cover).

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Doutzen was briefly mentioned on the Daily 10. Apparently, she's now the face for VSX Sports. THE DAILY 10 - APRIL 01, 2009 feautring Doutzen Kroes Click on the thumbnail to download the clip! TECH SPECS: 960x540, DOLBY AC3 STEREO, XVID, AVI FORMAT, 0:14 SECONDS

^^If you can't view the pics, then I suggest going to the Scans section of CelebUtopia. You'll find different links over there. ===> LINK <===

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As if you didn't already know, Gizzy is the cover girl for the May 2009 issue of US Vanity Fair. This is like her umpteenth cover in three months. TITLE: ...AND GOD CREATED GISELE PHOTOG: MARIO TESTINO MAG: US VANITY FAIR MAY 2009 Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! And here's another Dior Eyewear advert also found in the same issue. Looks like she's doing her "Neo from the Matrix" impression. CREDIT: The Bangkok Boobarella

I also caught her segment on the Daily 10. BTW, I said I CAUGHT it, I didn't say I capped it..........or did I? She appeared in segment #4 of 10 and basically answered the SAME questions and told the SAME answers that she ALWAYS likes to do in all her interviews. When will we ever learn anything else? And one more thing, Marisa makes a half-page cameo in the May 2009 issue of Cosmopolitan (with Whitney Port on the cover) and the article asks the question: Marisa Miller Versus Mary Carey SEXY OR SKANKY? I'd provide a scan but I simply just don't want to. :evil:

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Little Miss Megan is on the cover of the May 2009 issue of Empire Magazine. As usual, none of the picture are new........but its still Megan Fox! These scans are sponsored in part by kroqjock @ CU

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No more Maybelline, huh? I guess that maybe it ISN'T Maybelline. OOOHH, NO I DI'INT!!! HEYYY!!! Yay-YEAH! Totally knocked that out of the park! WOO! That was too easy.

Since nobody told me about this, no one gets any credit for it. ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT - MARCH 30, 2009 REAL OR RUMOR? (featuring Gisele Brady) Click on the thumbnail to download the HD clip! TECH SPECS: 1280x720, MP3 STEREO, XVID, AVI FORMAT, 0:33 SECONDS

@Pink: What's wrong with talking about you? Its not like anyone's talking about me (except for me). I will cap that appearance (maybe), but forgive my ignorance if I think its an April Fool's Joke. Oh, and EFF Vince from Sham-Wow. Sham-Wow is a great product but Vince is a tool (that likes to beat up on tongue-biting ho's). I prefer Billy Mays, which is why I own so many infomercial products that I don't use like the Mighty Putty and the Snuggy.

@Pink: Let's not talk about me, let's talk about YOU. I really do think that using liquid cleaners on your scanner are a definite no-no. With the previous scanner I was using, I would always use those desk wipes or Pledge. Over time, the scans I made started to have a "green-ish" residue color to it and that's when I just threw that piece of crap scanner away. From there, I started using static-free wipers. Stop using those liquid cleaners and buy yourself a static-free wipe. If you don't know what that is, a static-free wipe is used to clean eyeglasses/sunglasses. They absorb dust and clean off any fingerprints, leaving a shiny surface without using any liquids. A few swipes over the scanner surface and the whole thing is totally clean. You will definitely start to notice a big difference in your scans without all that dust or hidden residue. I certainly did with mine. So get rid of the liquids and use the static-free instead. Wow, I sound like an infomercial.

^^It's exactly what it looks like. There are days when I tend to have these "brain lapses" and its on those days when I actually show my appreciation for other people's contributions....... I just have one question, PC: When you brighten your scans, is that supposed to be a signature "style" of yours? Everyone knows that my "style" is to place my honkey watermark on the bottom of my stuff, but is that how you do your own?

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I don't think these are new but they showed up in the March 2009 issue of Vanity Fair Italia, so I scanned them anyway. Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan!

3 Orange Panties for $35 from La Senza? Where do I sign up? Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ picture!

I told y'all that once I got my mitts on this issue, I'd make it rain. Yeah, its been posted before. Yeah, it's a month old. What about it? TITLE: GRAND GLAM PHOTOG: ALEX LUBOMIRSKI MAG: VOGUE DEUTSCH APRIL 2009 Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! This one is a freebie from the issue. I don't understand how scans of the edit above have been posted on various boards yet NOBODY scans this article below FROM THE SAME ISSUE. EFF YOU, TFS. CREDIT: THE LOVEABLE BULIMICS This is Doutzen's FIFTH editorial in two months and I hear there is still more on the way.

@happycanadian: Dude, just give up. Your argument is falling upon deaf ears ESPECIALLY on this thread. Now you know what its like for me in Marisa Miller's thread. NOW.....I don't skateboard yet I want to skate using Isabeli's naked skateboard. From the April 2009 issue of Vogue Deutch. Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan!

Yee-haw, page 677 is mine! I got another batch of new 7 For All Mankind adverts right here! You know who has them? That's right, ME. Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! CREDIT: Countries United Negating Tolerance The first pic can be found in the April 2009 issue of Vogue Deutch and the second pic (with David Gandy) is from the March 2009 issue of L'uomo Vogue. Good luck finding these and trying to catch up! :evil: