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Just when I thought it was done and over with, Miranda flies back into the magazines with her latest XOXO advert! This is her FOURTH official print ad for XOXO. Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! Yeah, you like that? Sure, ya do.

Who's got two thumbs and Alessandra's latest VS ads? That's right, ME! I bet you won't find THIS one in pamphlet form! Alessandra is now also the face for Victoria's Secret's new line of fragrances known as........ VICTORIA'S SECRET PARFUMS INTIMES featuring Alessandra "Sparkling Water" Ambrosio Since there isn't a separate thread for VS Fragrances (for ANY of the VS Angels....hint, hint Pink ), I'm just gonna stick these two ads right here. Yeah, WHAT!

^^Just as I predicted.

^^Duly noted, Joe. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that the HIMYM clip is NOT watermarked. There's no CBS logo (like the other versions out there). As for the clip, I would've preferred if the Angels just gave deadpan reactions at Doogie Howser. Imagine if Darling Marisa and Spanky just stood there and gave him the evil eye rather than be all weirded out and walk away, THAT would've been way funnier. I guarantee that if a guy really went up to these girls and said these things, they'd either laugh at him or give a "talk-to-the-hand" gesture or they'd just scoff and turn around and ignore him. You back me up on this, right, girls?

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And here's Spanky's commercial for the BioFit With Lace (without Karolina) re-encoded to 720p High Definition. VICTORIA'S SECRET BIOFIT WITH LACE (HIGH DEF RE-ENCODE) featuring Spanky Click on the thumbnail to download the 720p HD commercial! TECH SPECS: 1280x720, DOLBY AC3 STEREO, XVID, AVI FORMAT, 0:15 SECONDS

Here is Spanky's commercial for Pink Friday from November 2008 re-encoded in 720p High Definition. If I remember correctly, this ad only aired for one day and I capped it during an awful, AWFUL episode of "Fashionista" on the CW. VICTORIA'S SECRET PINK FRIDAY 2008 SALE (HD RE-ENCODE) featuring Spanky Click on the thumbnail to download the 720p HD commercial! TECH SPECS: 1280x720, DOLBY AC3 STEREO, XVID, AVI FORMAT, 0:15 SECONDS

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TV ALERT! Spanky and Heidi Klum will be making their return to TV! They will appearing (again) on the Mike & Juliet Show. To talk about what, you ask? The hell if I know, but you can bet top dollar that I'll be first to rip and shred that! SHOW: THE MIKE & JULIET SHOW** DATE: FRIDAY, APRIL 17TH, 11 A.M. CHANNEL: FOX (**I thought this goddamned show was going to be canceled? Why is this f*cking piece of sh*t bullsh*t mutherf*cking ball-l*cking c*ck-s*cking a$$-sm*lling show still on the air?)

That's what she said.

You're worried about what someone from JustJared is saying? You should read the more scathing comments at What Would Tyler Durden Do. But in terms of Doutzen's figure, she's not fat but I do kinda oblige the fact that she is losing her girly curves. Now that she's more fitness-oriented, she's bulking up the same way a bodybuilder does, it is pretty disturbing. Even other curvy female celebs like Scarlett Johansson are losing their figures to a strict diet regimen. Of course, Darling Marisa is the exception becuz she just likes to pig out in moderation.

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^^You don't need to scan that issue becuz I already did it for you. Six months ago. ===> LINK <=== BTW, Joe, when you use Google Translation, its okay to paraphrase becuz sometimes literal translations don't make sense.

^^Well, in addition to you, I had to also watch that show. But what made it alright was the fact that the Jackass boys were in full effect! Freakin' Steve-O made it to the next round, how f*cked up is that sh*t? And did you see Johnny Knoxville hammin' it up in the crowd? That was awesome. Hey, Pink, I got a question you probably don't know the answer to, but I'm gon' ask it anyway: Why can't VS ever put commercials on the air that aren't more than 15-seconds long? With the exception of the Xmas '08 commercials, every commercial is always 15 seconds long. It's like if they show more than 3 seconds of fleeting semi-nudity, the world is gonna flip. What's up with that? (Oh, and this is off-topic, but the new Eminem track "We Made You" is an utterly ridiculous but slammin' song.)

^^Well, well, nice to see ya again, azkid! Where ya been, chief?

^^Yes, it was posted by mayfrayn, Pink. And guess what, here's my HD version! VICTORIA'S SECRET DREAM ANGELS PUSH-UP BRA featuring Miranda Kerr Click on the thumbnail to download the 720p HD clip! TECH SPECS: 1280x720, DOLBY AC3 STEREO, XVID, AVI FORMAT, 0:15 SECONDS CREDIT: JoeKnight (for having to watch DWTS) BTW, that bra she's wearing in the commercial looks more like the Infinity Edge Demi bra. That's right, bra specialist right here!

^^I don't mind if there's a catch involved. Hell, I've had to do all sorts of stuff to meet celebs, so this isn't really a big deal. In my case, if I had to spend an extra $50 on some soapy VS products just so that I could have a photo with Marisa and my buttaface, I would've gladly done it. But instead, VS security shafted a whole bunch of us (except for a few "special" people). Hopefully, for all you peeps going to meet Miranda this afternoon, VS security won't buckfutt you like they did to us.

^^WHHAAATTT?!? Oh wait, its the Daily Show, so its not really High Def. Haha, epic fail! Joe, you better keep a watch on this commercial and let me know when it airs on primetime. Who knows, it might even air tonight on American Idol, so keep me in the loop. Is this some sort of half-assed response to my Darling Marisa debacle back in March? It's ridiculous how Miranda gets TWO hours to meet with the fans, yet Marisa only got ONE and we were denied any photos. If it is, then EFF YOU, VS.

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^^Is that baby oil on Alessandra? I haven't been to the beach in a long time but I certainly don't think you can be that wet when you emerge from the water......or CAN you? I know whaat you're thinking. You're thinking, "I think a small, waist-high, wave just hit the girls. Hence the facial expression". I don't think so!

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I don't have it yet. The ACM's are broadcast "LIVE" at 8 PM on the west coast (don't know about the East coast) and I have to watch 3 muther 'effing hours of this torturous B.S. Country music just to see 2 minutes of Darling Marisa. Unless someone knows something useful about what time she gets on TV, you're all gonna have to wait.

@Pink: If she were to put me in a sleeper hold headlock, I'd be giddy like a schoolgirl for Hot Cheetos. BTW, Marisa is currently at the ACM Awards and she's wearing something I've NEVER thought she'd wear: a long white gown. Yup, sorry fellas, she won't be showing any legs on tonight's broadcast! Oh, what's that? You want to see pics? Sorry, that's Pink's job.

@Joe: Not coincidence. She tends to answer the same questions (asked and told in different ways) all the time. I think the only person that actually tried (albeit unsuccessfully) to talk about other subjects not related to modeling or sports was Chelsea Handler. As for the picture used during signings........I don't know. But she gave me a high-five, so who cares.