Everything posted by phenobarbie
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The BEST of Bellazon
Tramp stamp vs... I believe Isabeli's is an ode to her son or something. Regardless I'm not a big fan of the tacky whorish tramp stamps that girls get on their lower back right above their asscrack. It's like a big target that draws men's attention to that general area. What is Ana so insecure about her sexuality and her lack of an ass that she needs to accentuate the area and draw more attention to it. Thusly Isabeli x3
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Dirty Little Secrets - WARNING - click at your own discretion
Actually guys, the video section is completely full, we even bumped it to 32 because of the influx of videos we were sent. Regardless this competition can't be started back up until we get admin approval.
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Best of Victoria Secret 1999 - 2007
bumpity bump bump
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The Best Model of VSFS '07
Umm.. vote for the tranny or the 2 year old.. i feel dirty voting for either... *stares* I.. don't... know... Hmm. Ok, going to go rinse my mouth out with mouthwash and scrub really hard after I type this... Miranda Kerr x3 so dirty.
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Age model competition
What is wrong with the second chick.. she looks.. sucked in.. squishy.. i dunno. Regardless Rianne Ten Haken gets my vote.
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The BEST of Bellazon
Adriana Lima's tattoo look like every other generic tribal tattoo minus the balls to put it somewhere people will actually see it. If you're going to get it a tattoo don't do this it's personal bullshit, hell even the target above the ass is better looking. Go balls to the wind or don't go at all. Go big or go home right? Firm believer of that saying. Thus Amy Winehouse gets my vote.. for the integrity and the well kind of idiocy to get tattoos that are probably going to thoroughly embarrass her when... /if... she ever hits 80. It's sexy grandma's with tattoos soooooooo HAWT. Amy Winehouse x3
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The Best Model Street Style
Aside from the fact that the shoes Isabeli is sporting in picture number 4 are horrendous... She dresses a bit better then Miranda.. not much but a bit. Miranda Kerr reminds me of a big 2 year old playing dress up in grandma's clothes... not hot, not sexy, not overly classy but cute... Heh my sister goes for the cutsey look it annoys me thus Isabeli gets my vote. Isabeli xwhatever it's timed by.
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Superior Models challenge
- Personal Opinion: They both kinda frighten me - Natural Beauty: Snejana - Sex Appeal: What sex appeal? - Body of Work: Snejana - Body: What body... they don't really have any
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MODELS LEAGUE
Marisa Miller vs. Bianca Balti best hair: Bianca best lips: Bianca Jessica Stam vs. Daria Werbowy best abs: Daria best body: Daria
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The Best Advertisement Challenge
Intimissi x2.5 David Yurman x2.5
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Best of Victoria Secret 1999 - 2007
#2 x3
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The Best Advertisement Challenge
Guess x4 La Perla x1
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Dirty Little Secrets - WARNING - click at your own discretion
Ok, just waiting to hear back from the admins, we might be starting the video round back up again
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Superior Models challenge
You gonna continue this one as well woman... because if you don't i'm going to stare.. that list was rather long...
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The Ultimate SI Swimsuit Model
Over huh... yes it is as the entire mess was cleared up and we've been vindicated. Yay us!
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The most famous Bellazon babe
Well just to let you know.. I'm back! yay.. Actually to put it bluntly we're back b*tches... both of us, turns out we're not the same person oddly enough. Concept when we say something it turns out to be true. Thank you for all those that believed us, or were at least willing to find out the truth.. and well to those that said some snippy little comments about us being one and the same, well guess you were wrong after all, to bad huh? We both just spoke with one of the admins, not gonna say any names and they're convinced we're completely seperate entities and thus we've been completely vindicated. So our contests will resume, and our opinions will be shared with everyone again... just because we love you all. Anyways I guess Natasha Poly x4, Heidi Klum x1
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Superior Models challenge
- Personal Opinion: - Natural Beauty: - Sex Appeal: Rosie - Body of Work: Rosie - Body: Andi
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Dirty Little Secrets - WARNING - click at your own discretion
Yes those videos will be placed in the competition again and just paired differently.
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Dirty Little Secrets - WARNING - click at your own discretion
Ok people, I'm going to start up the competition from scratch for the videos section, rather then having it split into two segments. Not only was it done so long ago it's almost obsolute we have a number of new videos added to the competition bringing it up to a total of 32 commercials/movie clips/music videos. The first videos will be put up momentarily, just finishing up the pairings. Thank you for your time and patience.
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The Best Advertisement Challenge
Sisley x5
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Models you would like to see debut at VSFS this year.
- The BEST of Bellazon
To be perfectly honest I would probably try and get a different picture for Flavia. That's a really old picture and it show cases a very very bad boob job. Boobs shouldn't be lifted or indented like that. I don't care how perky you say they are boobs don't get that perky. Look at the right breast, look how the middle of it is almost arching in/caving in. That's a sign of a bad breast implant. Now look around the top of the breasts, it' coming into an egg shape, up into the sternum, another sign of a really really bad breast job. My uncle is a plastic surgeon, and he says those are bad breast implants so thankfully she got rid of them. If you change the picture my vote is subject to change but based on what I see... Adriana x3- Models you would like to see debut at VSFS this year.
I would apologize for my opinions stated above however that would be lying and my mother always taught me that lying was bad. So... I'll just sit back and wait for the fireworks.- Models you would like to see debut at VSFS this year.
Well I'm assuming numerous people out there upon seeing this post are going to point out that I generally seem to follow around in Prettyphile's shadow. That I never comment without her saying something first and you know I will admit that that just might be true. I rarely come into subsections of the forums as I have no real reason to, nor do I particularily feel like forumulating an opinion and sharing it with you all. However I am willing to back an opinion if I happen to agree with it. Now I realize this may be a startling revelation to a large number of you but generally when you're friends with someone you have similiar opinions. Now obviously this isn't always true but in the case of Pretty and me we do share similiar tastes. She generally is the one that surfs the different sections of these forums and reads things to me over the phone or points things out when I visit her. So as she brought this forum to my attention I am trying to share my thoughts and feelings with you all, regardless if you're inclined to agree or not. Now, moving on to my thoughts on some of these models. Again you don't need to agree, and if you'd rather not see what I have to say feel free to skip over my post. These are the girls I would remove permanently from the VS Fashion show. Karolina Kurkova - horse faced, leggy blonde. Did I mention horse faced? Selita Ebanks - While she may appeal to the transvesite demigraphic she's in no way shape or form attractive in my eyes. She looks like a tree that sprouted legs and feet and started walking. Over all stumpy and rather thick. Adriana Lima - She used to have something. She used to have a beautiful voice, now her accent is so thick and heavy she comes off as an idiot. Why play stupid. Theatrics are for the stage not the catwalk. That and she's rather chunky to be a model. Seriously she's not a squirrel why is she storing away things in her cheeks. You want to know about what I mean when I mention her accent. Go watch the earlier VS fashion shows, she sounded genuinely sweet and beautiful. Miranda Kerr - She's adorable, love her. However I don't particularily want to see adorable in a thong and bra. Sorry not my cup of tea. Jessica Stam - Stammikins. Adore her to death and her inability to walk without some how falling and grabbing her hair is kinda cute. Did I mention cute cause cute doesn't work for me when it comes to sexy. Again Do I want to see her in a bra and thong? No. Hana Soukupova - She's pretty, high fashion works for her. She should probably go back to high fashion runways. She sells clothing not lingerie. When she walks it doesn't inspire me to dash out to buy that bra. It inspires me to want to diet so I can be uber thin... omg... thin craze. Marisa Miller - Well I will admit she has a decent body until you look at her back. Dimples and wrinkles abound oh my. She can't walk, she looks similiar to a stroke victim as it almost looks like she has a dead leg dragging behind her. Oh and then you look at her face. Leather face, sun damage.. loves to surf, loves the sun and so do I. And I probably surf more then her on a regular basis -- it's called sunscreen. Erin Wasson - Walking skeletal rack. Beautiful face-- I'll buy her makeup but that's about it. Where did the muscle definition in her thighs go cause it looks like something's missing. Julie Stegner - It looks like someone tacked portions of her facial skin back and stretched it super tight. And last years show, (2007) those wings she wore looked so heavy her little structure looked like it was caving in on itself. Angela Lindvall - DEAD FISH HANDS. They flop all over the place, enough said. Doutzen Kroes - Looks like the girl next door. Nothing special, nothing horrible but nothing eye catching. Her lips look like a swollen anus sorry people personal opinion after all. Plus her body always looks rather untoned, almost flabby remind you of anyone else. Stop storing food for the winter people it's not healthy we're not bears or squirrels. Heidi Klum - She just needs to go home and be a mom. She doesn't look toned anymore. She had her heyday it's over. Natasha Poly - She's just to thin, her face looks sucked in what's that say about her body? Inguna Butane - Beautiful girl, looks way to innocent. I feel dirty thinking about lingerie... and her in the same thought hmm. I'd buy a gown she wore, maybe some shoes, even some makeup... But not bra and panties. Now I'm sure many of these opinions will annoy a large number of you to no end. Please refrain from commenting on them as hell it's only my opinion. You can give me as many rebuttals as you want, it's not going to change my opinion and chances are I'm going to ignore your post unless it's well written. "Cause people who spel leik this make me sad" as does "omg hehehehehehehe shes soooooooooooooo pretty". So with that in mind hope you all enjoy my opinion. Most likely not but hey it's mine to share. I'll get on the list of who I think should be in the show a bit later.- Dirty Little Secrets - WARNING - click at your own discretion
COVER ROUND WINNER Julie Ordon -w- [115.3] votes Second Place: Nadja Auermann -w- [84.3] Third Place: Dita Von Teese -w- [61.3] Thank you to everyone who took the time to vote. Sometime tomorrow we'll go back to voting in the Video Round - The BEST of Bellazon