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http://www.pbus-167.com/chc.htm Quite handy for overclocking your processor and ATI graphics card. Please feel free to post free softwares for laptops.

To complete playing Matrix: Path Of Neo.

Basic Instinct is okay. But, I like Sharron in her pre-Basic Instinct movies more eg. Total Recall, Adventures of Allan Quatermain and the like.

World Ideologies as explained by reference to cows FEUDALISM You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk. PURE SOCIALISM You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you a glass of milk. BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM Your cows are cared for by ex-chicken farmers, You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs the regulations say you should need. FASCISM You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them. and sells you the milk. PURE COMMUNISM You share two cows with your neighbors. You and your neighbors bicker about who has the most "ability" and who has the most "need". Meanwhile, no one works, no one gets any milk, and the cows drop dead of starvation. RUSSIAN COMMUNISM You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the black market. PERESTROIKA You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the Mafia takes all the milk. You steal back as much milk as you can and sell it on the "free" market. CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you. DICTATORSHIP You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you. PURE DEMOCRACY You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk. REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk. BUREAUCRACY You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows. CAPITALISM You don't have any cows. The bank will not lend you money to buy cows, because you don't have any cows to put up as collateral. PURE ANARCHY You have two cows, Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you. ANARCHO-CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. SURREALISM You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. OLYMPICS-ISM You have two cows, one American, one Chinese. With the help of trilling violins and state of the art montage photography, John Tesh narrates the moving tale of how the American cow overcame the agony of growing up in a suburb with (gasp) divorced parents, then mentions in passing that the Chinese cow was beaten every day by a tyrannical farmer and watched its parents butchered before its eyes. The American cow wins the competition, severely spraining an udder in a gritty performance, and gets a multi-million dollar contract to endorse Wheaties. The Chinese cow is led out of the arena and shot by Chinese government officials, though no one ever hears about it. McDonald's buys the meat and serves it hot and fast at its Beijing restaurant.

Do you know what is the graphics card used for Xbox then? Is it 128Mb?

Thanks for your fast reply. Nothing in between 128 and 256?

It's great! I run it on my 32Mb graphics card (min. requirements), so at times it gets very laggy. I just have to overclock a bit, until I can afford to get a 128Mb graphics card or better. Anyway, what's higher than 128Mb? 164Mb?

Who else plays this game?

What porn?!?!??!!!?

A.I. Same old happy ending.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10594017

Met-Art

My sister walked into my room, just when I was having that unsightly protuberance...

To me, the Ninja emoticon seems like something that people put in after making an ironic comment.

Why Terry? Why not Josie? You gay or something?

Most people who said this can't appreciate Chow's genius: nonsensical humour extravaganza. Therefore, if you have a sophisticated sense of humour, youn will feel very insulted watching this movie.

How about Josie Maran doing a tubgirl?

That's clear enough. I was using Moby-Dick as an example...the books are completely different, no SHIT. I wasn't "comparing" anything. The point wasn't that Moby-Dick is better, that would be comparing apples to oranges. The point was that Harry Potter is severely overrated. Observe how the idiots over at mugglenet honestly believe that Rowling is the literary genius of our time -- that her books will stand the test of time as some of the greatest ever written. A few years ago, I read a news article that a literary professor in Japan is interested in turning HP into a literature that pupils can study at his university.

http://www.sweatnspice.com/proddetail.php?prod=429 http://www.hotsauceblog.com/hotsaucearchiv...product-review/ Now, eat your hair.

Please give the pic a much further inspection! I've looked at it fairly closely and can't seem to see anything that would prove it's Josie am i missing something? You didn't look close enough. Stare at it for a good 10 hours and report back.

Please give the pic a much further inspection!

How so? I won't go around digging up your old posts. But, you went 180-degrees. I mean, last year, you were defending Harry Potter as some great lit or something. Not that it's bad anyway. It's just that I never thought that it's possible for a HP fan to become a HP hater. Anyway, +1 to you for being a HP hater.

What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Vacuum Cleaner? The vacuum has the dirt bag on the inside. What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? 100 people who don't do dick. What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs. What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the biggest boobs? The blonde, because she's 18. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy tale? A Northern fairy tale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairy tale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."

Petter hegre sucks.