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  1. 10 hours ago, Clauds said:

    I stand by that I say, it's bullshit people are juding a relationship without knowing at all the two people involved. 

    ^I'm with you - and the guy's only 62 which is merely the new 40, or something...

     

    Maybe it's just the way he sits there licking his eyebrows and breathing through his ears? Canvas_Prints.jpg

  2. pssst_zps1f728b2c-1.gif Hello, Pretty...

     

     

     

     

     

     

    A CHRISTMAS MESSAGE FROM

    THE BARON OF FRATTON

     

     

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    ’Twas three weeks before Christmas
    And all through the city
    People turned on their TVs
    For to see ass and titty

     

    Except that they didn’t 
    As on the same eve
    Was the end of Scream Queens
    And Chicago PD

     

    But some factions won’t have it
    And insist every year
    That we tune in for one reason 
    And that reason is clear

     

    “All hail the Queen!”
    Shout the Limanati
    And insist that it’s Adri
    We all want to see

     

    Oh yes she’s the Queen
    Basic bitches beware
    Social media proves it
    And you HAVE to care

     

    But nepotism abounds
    And, lo, celeb kids appear
    So the focus then shifts
    And such Queens aren’t as clear

     

    There goes Kendull
    And look, there’s her pimp ma
    There goes Kendull again
    And look, there’s her pimp ma

     

    For if you’re unaware 
    VS hits you, of course
    With the old cut-away
    As they flog that dead horse

     

    The models make faces
    Heart shapes, God pleas
    Which are stupid of course
    (Unless made by Adri)

     

    And then models hang out
    And show kiddie pics
    Which is pretty damn weird
    On some lingerie flick

     

    Another layer is revealed
    Of the Candice story
    Now we learn of male cousins too
    On that thrilling Mooi

     

    So that’s the farm, the ballet
    And her shyness to spot
    Oh, and she speaks Portuguese
    In case you forgot

     

    Behati only gets gigs 
    ‘Cos she married that cunt
    I can’t think of a rhyme
    For ‘’Cos she married that cunt’

     

    We don’t love Taylor Swift
    And we don’t miss her so
    Can we please not still see her
    Ok, here you go…

     

    Some poor thing gets lost
    But they then let her sing
    ‘Care in the Community’
    For some screeching Goulding

     

    New It-Thing Gigi 
    Got her own little feature
    “It should have been me!” 
    Screams a Never-Was Selita

     

    Taylor Hill makes me feel
    Like some dirty old man
    Which is OK as I’ve realised
    That is now what I am

     

    Izabel, Izabel
    Oh how you flex
    On your gym-bunny steroids
    With you oiled-up pecs

     

    Ed drones on again
    And that Monica yadda
    Is it possible each show
    That this waffle gets badder?

     

    But my fine Bellazonians
    How we will bitch
    And insist that ’05
    Was that perfect of pitch

     

    And this year is now over
    A lacklustre affair
    But we enjoyed our OWN favourites
    Oh, and Ale was there…

     

     

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  3. I was going for 'a futurist scream into the white-noise of the abyss' coupled with my take on the hollowness of the 2014 BZ politick, and empty responses to the annexation of the Crimea. Yes I was. It had nothing to do with not knowing what else to put in there. No it didn't...

     

     

     

     

     

     

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  4. ^Yeah, Quicksilver's is clearly an homage to his early-Avengers costume. I like it... (And at least it has more of a nod than what Hawkeye ended up with: S.H.I.E.L.D agent + snowboarder sunglasses.)

     

    Whilst I agree that the whole spandex thing is a tricky thing to pull off on the big screen, Wanda did sport a couple of variants over the years and her more Romany-inspired (albeit cliché) look could translate pretty well, if they end up paying any sort of homage to that side of her:

     

     

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    Either way I think they'd be rather remiss not to have her actually wearing SCARLET somewhere in there. And I call that jacket more "rust" or "burnt sienna"!  :p

  5. Phoenix in Gladiator is one of the finest 'boo-hiss' villains in cinematic history - also I just saw him in Her which is a rather nice little turn... I think, when I way it all up  :ermm: , Oldman is more hit-and-miss. Incidentally I reckon you've posted both of their finest performances in your opening gambit, Mr. Icon;)

  6. ^Devon Aoki has such a wonderfully impassive face - it was great for modelling, and it suited the taciturn Miho perfectly too... Now I'm a big fan of Ms. Chung, I started her thread here, but I was worried when I saw the casting as I've always seen her a little too smiley and animated for such a role. Have to say though, I soon perked up when I saw that glimpse of her in the trailer!  :woot:

     

     

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  7. Doutzen is otherworldly.

    o.0 hmmm

    You disagree? Vague comment - at least say something that adds to the thread.  :cain:

    ^OK then - Doutzen isn't otherworldy. :Dinah:  Hey - how about that adding lots to the thread?

     

    Honestly, given the post the response was elicited from, I fail to see the difference between the two...  :idk:

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