Arrested Development

 

Are you trying to better yourself by studying humanities?

No

 

are you able to safely wheelie a motorcycle ?

No

 

Are you able to do 30 push-ups?

yes me try .... will be right back

No

 

Are you able to pistol squat ?

   At least you tried

 

Googles...     Hell no.  Nope.  Nope Nope Nope.  I don't feel like having my knee explode today.

I see a girl stabilizing herself with her other hand though... it might be possible.  I will try to get there.

 

Can you fit your fist in your butt?

No .... but if you go on like this I'll be able to fit it in yours

       

forgot to add a new "are you" question

 

 

are you the chosen one ?

I think so.  But I'm not sure exactly what paradigm I fit into.  I don't know if it's a matrix thing or a biblical thing or fulfilling some culture's prophecy.

 

Are you well-adjusted?

yes

 

are you shorter than 160 cm ?

Umm, that's really short.  No, I'm not.

 

Are you?

No

 

are you taller than 185 ?

Maybe... pretty close.

 

Are you having a big butt?

a well-proportioned one .......... small guys like you might consider it big

 

are you good in anything?

no , he's not

 

Are you funny?

 

Yes

 

are you red-haired ?

I am a little good at everything.

 

ARe you

 

no , he's not

 

Are you funny?

 

shutup.  don't listen to this stupid idiot.

She doesn't have red hair but she still doesn't have a soul.

Are you a civilized person?