I think Nick is tied with Mike Tyson for having the best interviews!

If people can’t handle watching me or they can't handle the intensity of my life or they can’t handle me cussing saying fuck this and fuck, then you know, I think people really need to become a little more mature, kinda grow up a little bit…”

So Nick, would you agree your marijuana smoking has got in the way of your fight career?

"Actually, on the contrary, my fight career has gotten in the way of my marijuana smoking."

"He just lost again right? See what I mean? You are promoting Rich Franklin and this motherfucker, here he is, letting it ride and he's just trying to uphold his image. The guy's a fucking teacher. He's a school teacher - that's what he is. If I was going to fight him I'd be pretty damn confident. I'm going to fight a teacher not a fighter. There are plenty of teachers I wanted to beat up."

"If you're getting paid more than me, I'm definitely more excited about this ass whoopin I'm gonna put down on you."

For the record do you own a computer?

"After my last fight I bought one, I have no clue how to work it nor have any intention of chatting on here with you whores."

Rogan: "So now do you have respect for Diego?"

Diaz: "Naw, not really."

“Back in the day, a Ninja didn’t have his girlfriend sitting in the tree waiting to kill shit.”

"See if people are gonna hate just cause I say the word motherfucker, then fuck them, I don't have time to worry about marketing and shit, in my last fight my hair looked like shit cause all I did was train... I have other letters but i'm not that good of a reader."

Coming out of the UFC 67 weigh-ins:

"Diablo? who the fuck calls me diablo?"

All in relation to Gomi:

"He kinda just put his head down and looped some fucking punch out there that smacked me...I was like what the fuck?!?!?!?"

"There he is ....that little fucker."

“That little fucker hit me with a Hadukan or something.”

"I beat his ass. But you know, that little fucker. Man that fucker is tough. I mean I hit him, but then he comes out with this karate shit and little dude can bang. I mean he fucked up my eye and shit... That's why I went to the ground and go go'd him. You dont see that shit in MMA. Who in MMA go go's anyone cept me."

With regards to the Riggs hospital brawl:

Trigg - "You should have just closed the door Nick."

Nick - "How the fuck am I gonna close the door? I ain't no bitch."

"For the record, right now, I think someone needed to come out and say it: I think smoking pot is good for mixed martial artists. It's a new day and age, this is, uh, the year ... Fuck year is it? I don't know, because I've been training and smoking pot like I should, instead of paying attention to other bullshit, which I don't do."

On fighting in Stockton:

“Fighting in Stockton is going to be great for me. Stockton is a great fight town because if you drive long enough on some of these roads you’ll probably see a pretty good street fight.”

“So my bottom line is I wanted to get a bunch of this stuff off my chest is … is that … you know … I’m not no chump. I’m not going to just talk shit or whatever. I can’t remember where I was really going with that.”

"Because you get high all the time, you can't find people that train all the time. But if you get high and train, you will get high and train all the time together and it will be fucking massive-takeover-smoke-weed-and-kill-people shit."

"Making weed illegal is a little bit paranoid, don't you think? It's like saying God made a mistake, you know what I mean? It's like, you've got the whole world and Earth and all its holy creations, right? And God is like, Hmm, lookit, my whole world in all its holy ways, and he's like, Oh-my-me-oh-shit, I left weed in here. Yeah right, I left weed in here. Oh, shouldn't have smoked that joint on the third day."

The hydrogenated chocolate incident:

Jesse Holland (UFCmania): Who paints their hair and toes?

"Dude everybody. C’mon man. Even Hermes Franca. One day he comes in with that goofy haircut. You got Jens Pulver, fucking Mayhem Miller. Some bitch he was talking to tried to offer me this piece of hydrogenated chocolate. What the fuck are these guys into? Give me some real chocolate. Real fighters eat real chocolate."

“If I have a girlfriend, I don’t bring her to flaunt her. She doesn’t get to reap the benefits of me being famous."

“I’m trying to fight Sakurai, I’m trying to fight K.J. Noons, I’m trying to fight Anderson Silva, I’m trying to fight everybody. I’m trying to fight Georges motherfucking St.Pierre. I’m trying to fight … I didn’t mean to call Georges a motherfucker, but I ain’t got no problem getting there and fighting the best people in the world. Georges is a nice guy. I’m trying to fight Jon Fitch, I’m trying to fight Silva, I’m trying to fight K.J. Noons, I’m trying to fight everybody. I’m trying to fight Takanori Gomi, Sakurai, I’m trying to fuck everybody up. Fuck this shit. This is fucking gangster fucking warfare. I don’t give a fuck. You know what I mean?”

"Don’t be scared homie!"

Another quote:

“My job is to come and whoop your fucking ass so can get paid to take care of my family and take care of my business…I don’t have time and to walk around and pose and act happy and fucking paint my hair up…it’s Stockton, there’s nobody around for that shit…. there’s nothing to distract you, there are no hot chicks, the butt-ugly one’s think that they’re the shit… everybody thinks it’s all about moving to Vegas if you’re a fucking fighter-- yeah, if want to be fucking poser...”

“

when asked to give an assessment of Marius Zaromskis' skills, Diaz shot back,

"Why? What is this shit? I apologize. I just woke up. I didn't even know this call was going down."

These fuckers with their fucking hair done and their nails painted, they're like 'We are the new age mutant freak fuckers of the future'." - Nick Diaz talking about the image some fighters have.

"For the record, somebody needs to come out and just admit that marajuana is good for Mixed Martial Artist. I mean, c'mon, it's the year.... (long pause) ... what the hell year is it?" - Nick.

"I've got this vagina fucking chillin' on my cheek." - Nick Diaz talking about the cut inflicted by Takanori Gomi.

""We're talking about Forrest Griffin now, who's terrible in my opinion. I like Forrest, don't get me wrong. I don't like to talk bad about these guys, but come on. It's not fair. We should be talking about the people who started this shit." - Nick Diaz, not feeling appreciated for being an MMA veteran.

PT: So as a guy that is boarder line vegan and makes sure he knows what he's putting in his body when he eats, how tough is it to go out for dinner?

ND: Dude, I can't even go to any restaurant, cuz before I can even sit down they will plant this basket of bread that is full of so much artificial shit. And I'm talking nice expensive restaurants like say… Chili's. Or like, ummmm…. what's that expensive one, you know… Red Lobster! I used to fuckin' love Red Lobster. But man, you get to Red Lobster and they put this basket of bread in front of you with this cheese in it and it's disgusting man. I go there and people are just grabbin' at this shit and I'm just like, "You know what dude? That shits gonna go right to your ass!" Once you find out what good natural food is, you aren't down with eating shitty, fake food anymore. You don't wanna be tricked into buying that fake shit. You want the real thing every time.

I have friends that smoke weed, but they won't smoke shitty weed dude. They only smoke the best stuff out there. And I'm like, "Why don't you drive a couple blocks down to where you pick your weed up at and go to a health food store and buy some good, real food?" Everybuddy, get that bomb food yo and enjoy it. You can get the same tranquility that you get with smoking weed as you do with eating good food. But people don't realize this man. They keep eating all this mass produced stuff and then they feel like crap all day. Nobuddy knows what they're missing man, cuz they buy into all this marketing that is everywhere around them. I'm lookin' out my window right now and all I see is trucks with marketing on the sides of them that are full of garbage. It's never ending dude and it sucks. I've got corn fields of either side of me when I'm drivin' around and all that corn is gonna go into high fructose corn syrup that they're gonna put into my Gatorade, so that's why I don't drink Gatorade. And that makes me mad man, cuz I want my Gatorade! Thank god they started making Vitamin Water, cuz I can't go to a store and by Gatorade anymore cuz of all the high fructose corn syrup that's in there. Put some real sugar in there man. I wanna run off some real sugar, not this high fructose shit!

Next fight will be Oct. 9. Too bad it won't be against Miller.

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KJ Noons has some ugly girls in the ring with him

My man is still champion

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