the mascot

ok may 19th, 2005

happy b day to Tori and jey47key

ok, ronin or ur majesty, could i ask a favor??

i would like a sig with Frank Lampard from chelsea, Raul from Real Madrid and Roy Keane from Man U.

i can provide pics if you IM me at brainlesssmarts

not that anyone cares, but i played soccer for the first time since august 2004 on Mon, may 16. im so sore, but i scored 2 goals and we won 3-1. i have a game again tonight wed may 18, and its going to be interesting because i cant move right now

I can't watch baseball, I only watched one game the whole way through, game seven between Yanks and Sox's last year.

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lol I've been watching poker too. There is nothing you could do to get me to watch baseball though. Baseball is SO boring not to mention grown men spitting and grabing their crotch is a total turn off. =X

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right there with you guys, we are playing baseball in gym and it is terrible. i am going insane. although with all the time to stand and look around, ive noticed this really hot girl in my class that i didnt know before. hoping to get to know her better

CD is awesome, just got done listening to it. im going to enjoy this one throughly.

beautiful out, get to play soccer tonight, dog is next to me, and i have 4 days till the senior ball

scientific term

is PIPn for PAMPITA

going to play soccer again tonight

its possible, isnt it??

already voted, but for who is a mystery

French Guy: I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of

second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.

and i could have kept going. Awesome Movie, way to bring it up Mignonne

SECOND BROTHER: And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow

Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and

orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--

MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.

SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three

shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that

thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of

Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!

ARTHUR: Ohh.

TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!

TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

knight of Ni: Firstly you must find....another shrubbery!

Arthur: Not another shrubbery!

Knights of Ni: then when you have found the shrubbery

you must bring it here and place it beside this shrubbery.

Only slightly higher,

so it creates the two-level effect

with a little path running throught the middle....

Then, when you have found the shrubbery

You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with......

a herring!

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slightly before that...

We are no longer the Knights who say Ni. Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv'.

Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle

on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third

one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle

in these islands.

NARRATOR: The Tale of Sir Robin. So, each of the knights went their separate ways. Sir Robin rode north, through the dark forest of Ewing,

accompanied by his favourite minstrels.

MINSTREL: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.

He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.

He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,

Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,

To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away

And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!

His head smashed in and his heart cut out

And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged

And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off

And his pen--

several moments later...

MINSTREL: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away,

ROBIN: No!

MINSTREL: [singing] Bravely ran away, away.

ROBIN: I didn't!

MINSTREL: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.

ROBIN: No!

MINSTREL: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about

ROBIN: I didn't!

MINSTREL: [singing] And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,

ROBIN: I never did!

MINSTREL: [singing] He beat a very brave retreat,

ROBIN: All lies!

MINSTREL: [singing] Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.

ROBIN: I never!

Run away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

The wise Sir Bedevere was the first to join King Arthur's knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow: Sir Lancelot the Brave, Sir Gallahad the Pure, and Sir Robin the-not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Lancelot, who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol, and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill, and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film. Together they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold throughout the centuries: the Knights of the Round Table.

sore from my first soccer game since august yesterday

is wrong, that would be Neo, but sha is doing very well for himself

bees

has an awesome member name

what do you know already???