The probability for Emily resembling Faye the Firefighter, Boni Alderson, Yerma Mayda, and Caroline Wilkinson from that story entitled ‘The Lyon Measle’ has to be astronomically improbable. Somehow Emily has managed to embody an uncanny resemblance to these individuals, displayed in the order which I mentioned such individuals. I do not consume gluten-free pizza anymore, Emily must know this as she has surveilled me for years