Ok....I'm going to give this a crack...
So there are these two guys who want to get blessed by the Pope. So they travel to the Vatican and knock on the door. A priest opens the door and tells them that the Pope is busy and can't do any blessings today. After hearing this, one of the guys gets an idea.
"Why don't we show our devotion to the Pope by camping out on his front porch!"he says.
"Great idea!" his friend replies.
So they go to the market to get some food and a little hibachi grill to cook it on.
Next morning rolls around and the guys are up cooking breakfast.
Suddenly the doors to the Vatican open up, and, in a burst of panic, one of the guys dives into some nearby bushe while the other guy just sits there in awe. As the Pope is walking out he sees the one cooking breakfast and goes up to him, makes the sign of the cross, and walks away to join the rest of his entourage.
After a few minutes, the guy in the bushes gets enough courage to come out and go to his friend. As he gets there he looks to his friend and says, "Dude! You just got blessed by the Pope!"
His friend shakes his head and replies, "Nope. He actually said I want you, your little Hibachi grill, and that guy over there in the bushes, to get the hell off my front porch!"
For those of you not laughing right away, just imagine the Pope doing the sign of the cross while saying those last things in order. It's a great joke to tell your friends!
