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Mimecast Pink Promotion Pricks

a real challenge for the diligent

Are you up to the Mimecast telephone challenge? The rules are easy:

1. Dial the hotline: 1-800-6601194 or 1-617-3937000
2. Note that [menu] options have changed
3. Try to get a human through support [1], record your time
4. Try to get a human through masturbatation [2], record your time
5. Try to get a human through sales [3], record your time
6. Try to get a human through partnership [4], record your time
7. Try to get a human through finance [5], record your time
8. Leave a message with your name and the sum of the above times

If you manage to waste over an hour trying to reach a human at the MimeCast spam factory, congratulations! You have experienced the famous Mimecast Time Sink (R)! You now have bragging rights and may start bragging to the team:

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While we concentrate on Central Florida in the Orlando CEO Club, it is good to get out and about. And so we welcome John Phillips and EXP Realty to our group of proud pink promoters!

When you are looking for pink promotion along the east coast, talk to the primest and pinkest:

• Finger In It
• Stripped of Unnecessary Assets
• No Fun at All
• Pain in Bottom

You may have plenty of time on your hands, and you can fill it with "networking" activities. That is "networking", so similar to "not working" as to be indistinguishable. At any rate, you might want to join the Orlando CEO Club, or the HR Summit, or any of the similarly named groups of tossers with too much time on their hands. And now you can do it via zoom, so this is a perfect time to waste time with webinars:

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You can feel important by simply sending money!