VampireHorde

Yeah, it feels like I posted it a year ago. Y'know, PinkCouture busted my balls for that 8th picture (the one with the sheer nip). Don't think that I'm not letting you get away with that. Anyway, I much prefer the scans you make rather than the ones found at this link here (that's for damn sure): LINK. At least you know what you're doing compared to those.

Oooh! Page 373 is mines! Am I saying that the scans are bad? No, its obvious this person cares enough to try and make some decent scans. Am I saying that little effort was put into it? Absolutely. I just hope the scans that you or JoeK or mbinebri are doing look much better than that.

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According to the flier that was being passed out, it was a "special appearance". I don't know what kind of appearance it was considering that those two weren't part of the autograph deal and they were SO long gone by the time I got to meet up with Darling Marisa. And yes, Shannen Doherty is really that short.

Yes, it is from the Maybelline Dream Mousse commercial (which I personally ripped, thank you very much). Go to the VIDEO sub-forum and search for it there. It's available for download in High Definition, just in case you missed it. And BTW, I haven't seen this commercial on any channels ever since I capped it back in February. Strange...........

^^This was probably before they let us inside. She musta been part of the filming crew or one of the staff becuz the VS security guards weren't allowing us to take ANY photos. Either that or they knew it was me. BTW, EFF that lady for breaking the rules.

^^She was on Extra? Great, NOW you tell us. These Harley scans better look good. And I mean GOOD with no smoothing or moire effects. Looking forward to to seeing them.

Well, I sure as hell don't have that Harley calendar, so you might as well get those images up, Pink. If you can't scan the whole image, then scan whatever you can get. (If it were up to me, I'd scan the entire page. But that's just me.)

Don't mention it. I rule.

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That is EXACTLY what I needed to know. You're my boy, Joe! "Lowest class" is too much of a politically correct term. I think the word your looking for is "UNFUNNY".

I'm surprised nobody took notice of this one when it was posted at TFS. From the April 2009 issue of Interview Magazine. Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! And here's the UHQ scan of that particular advert.

I'll believe my eyes when I see the Shape issue with her on the cover. WHICH IS NEVER!

Chelsea Handler is NOT a funny person. She thinks her sarcastic "wit" is so sophisticated that she doesn't need to laugh at her own "jokes". EFF CHELSEA HANDLER.

Unlike her VS pictures, Candi is fully clothed in these pics. She doesn't have to take her clothes off to have a good time, oh no. She can dance and party all night and drink some cherry wine, uh-huh. TITLE: THE 10 BEST HAIR & MAKEUP LOOKS. PERIOD. PHOTOG: NORMA JEAN ROY MAG: GLAMOUR MAGAZINE APRIL 2009 Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! /monthly_03_2009/post-18518-0-1446024668-04162_thumb.jpg" data-fileid="2895678" alt="post-18518-0-1446024668-04162_thumb.jpg" data-ratio="136.76">

I've had this editorial in my collection for so long and I completely forgot about it. Well, its time for it to re-surface! If I'm correct, I think this is the first time this edit has appeared in UHQ format. DIBS! TITLE: PAIR SHAPED PHOTOG: MARVIN SCOTT JARRETT MAG: NYLON MAGAZINE AUGUST 2008 Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan! CREDIT: Red Heiny Monkey & Poopy-Faced Tomato Nose

It woulda been so much more awesome if I had seen some of the members here at the event. We coulda snuck inside together! Oh yeah, Marisa Miller gave me a high-five. One Angel down, 7 more to go.

I don't think I mentioned clearly enough that MARISA MILLER GAVE ME A HIGH-FIVE!!! Just in case someone didn't notice it. @Pink: No, Brenda only showed up for a few minutes and then left. Same for Annalynne. Those pics of Brenda posted above were the only few seconds I saw of her. Oh yeah, and EFF Fergie. Oh yes, I forgot to mention that Marisa was signing autographs on what was probably the world's smallest stage and the world's smallest desk. It was quite claustrophic. WTF is up with that, VS? Also, the guy in charge of security just also happened to be the Loss Prevention Manager of our district (which meant I've seen him before). And lastly.....Marisa has really small hands. When she gave me the high-five, it felt like I was slapping palms with a little kid! Either that or my palms are just too effing big.

VAMPIREHORDE MEETS MARISA MILLER - MARCH 21, 2009 Hey, party people! I'm sure it was only a last second thing, but Marisa made her second appearance at the Grove in Los Angeles to sign autographs for all the screaming fangirls (including myself). I literally gave up my weekend schedule just to meet this woman. I just had to meet her. I HAD TO!!!! To my surprise, Marisa is a lot skinnier and much smaller in person than how she looks in her photos. I didn't reveal who I was to her, but I'm sure this post will be a reminder just in case Marisa or her management are reading this. YOU DIDN'T SEE ME!!!! Let me give a full breakdown of how it all went down: --It was a cloudy day, so it wasn't sunny or hot. Cool day to meet an Angel. --One section of the store was cordoned off for Marisa and the press, but becuz I'm slick, I actually snuck thru security and LITERALLY stood behind Marisa. As Marisa stood on the floor answering questions from interviewers, I stood there like a little Jonas Brothers fangirl. How often can you say that you were standing behind Marisa Miller? ALL THE TIME FOR ME! --Not too far from Darling Marisa was her husband. Wearing baggy pants and a hoodie and sporting a semi-mohawk, he was there to, um, support her. I guess. --Shannen Doherty and AnnaLynne McCord were only there for publicity purposes. They never met the fans or signed any autographs, but they did snap photos together with Marisa. --The VS security guards (while cool to chat with) spent most of the morning figuring out how to handle the small crowd of fans. It wasn't until the VERY last second before Marisa signed autographs that they decided that NO pictures were allowed to be taken! SONOFABITCH!!! --Autographs were only limited to one person per receipt. So if you had somebody with you, they were not allowed inside the store. That is so goddamned stupid! --I was the second person in line. I would've been first but I gave my place to the woman who beat me to the line. --When I went up to Marisa, it took me a full second to pick up my jaw after perusing her bedazzling beauty. But she said "HI! How are you?" with a big smile and I got on my hands and knees and said "I'M NOT WORTHY! I'M NOT WORTHY!" Okay, that didn't really happen but it would've been funny if it did. Per PinkCouture's request, I told Marisa verbatim: "Before I forget, I have a big shout-out for you....from Bellazon". With a giant smile and a laugh on her face, she said "Alright!" and she raised her hand and GAVE ME A HIGH-FIVE!!! I GOT A HIGH-FIVE FROM MARISA MILLER! Other people usually get hugs or a handshake, but I GOT A HIGH-FIVE! SUCK IT! Here's a UHQ scan of the flier that was being handed out to passer-by people. Here's a few snaps I took with my trusty IPhone. Here I am standing stealthily near Marisa. There was so much security that I couldn't take a pic from up close. But how often do you get to be THIS close to a freakin' VS model? Check it out, a guy wearing a black hoodie, baggy pants, and sportin' a mohawk. Who can this be? Hmmmm..... Here is a pic of Marisa standing outside of the VS backdrop. She only stood outside for photographers for only a minute before going back inside (which meant furious photog snapping). Then Shannen came out (and went back in after a minute) and then Annalynne came out (and went back in after a minute). A few minutes later, all three went outside for an even shorter photoshoot. And here is the backdrop itself. And lastly, the autographed photo. YES, that is my real name. Now everyone knows. Unfortunately, a lot of Marisa's thunder was stolen by the fact that Fergie (y'know, from the Black Eyed Peas?) was at the Nordstrom's not far from where we were and she was also signing autographs to promote her stupid-ass shoe line. That meant the line for Marisa was not as large as it was for Fergie. Sad, I know. Did I mention that MARISA MILLER GAVE ME A HIGH-FIVE?!?!? What a day this was for me.

Yay! I'm in line right now! Marisa is so much smaller in person than I thought. Unfortunately, Shannen and Anna are here, too. I'll have some paraphernalia and pics soon. Yowza!!!

You definitely can't make it, but I sure can. It would be so much better if I didn't have to meet Shannon or Annalynn. And I hope to god that I don't wake up late..........

Yowza! Somebody's pretty difficult to please! I would've loved to have helped you scan that image, Pink, but I have a clause in my contract that clearly states that I don't have to scan any images from the Victoria's Secret Catalog. I LIKE TURTLES!!!

WHAT?!? Annie Liebovitz? Since when did Annie ever start doing outdoor type photoshoots with natural light? That must be a joke.

From the April 2009 issue of US Vogue. Click on the thumbnail to view the UHQ scan!