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5. Jessica Alba (7) 6. Josie Maran (8) 8. Petra Nemcova (5) 9. Daria Werbowy (8) 10.Miranda Kerr (6)

2. Alessandra Ambrosio (1) 5. Jessica Alba (7) 6. Josie Maran (8) 8. Petra Nemcova (6) 9. Daria Werbowy (8) 10.Miranda Kerr (6)

2. Alessandra Ambrosio (4) 5. Jessica Alba (8) 6. Josie Maran (8) 8. Petra Nemcova (7) 9. Daria Werbowy (8) 10.Miranda Kerr (6)

adding: Johanna Jonsson

2. Alessandra Ambrosio (6) 3. Ana Beatriz Barros (4) 5. Jessica Alba (8) 6. Josie Maran (8) 7. Doutzen Kroes (3) 8. Petra Nemcova (8) 9. Daria Werbowy (8) 10.Miranda Kerr (9)

Wrong Way ------------------------------- KRS 1

Busta Rhymes I Know What You Want - in my pants

Samantha Fox Touch Me - in my pants

Why females haven't post it yet ? 50 cent: Many Man - in my pants

50 Cent Patiently Waiting - in my pants

N-Norah

2. Alessandra Ambrosio (7) 3. Ana Beatriz Barros (5) 4. Angelina Jolie (0) 5. Jessica Alba (9) 6. Josie Maran (8) 7. Doutzen Kroes (8) 8. Petra Nemcova (9) 9. Daria Werbowy (10) 10.Miranda Kerr (9)

Miranda Miranda Miranda

2. Alessandra Ambrosio (9) 3. Ana Beatriz Barros (6) 4. Angelina Jolie (1) 5. Jessica Alba (9) 6. Josie Maran (8) 7. Doutzen Kroes (8) 8. Petra Nemcova (9) 9. Daria Werbowy (10) 10.Miranda Kerr (10)

Whats the first thing the blonde does in the morning?

^hahahhaha ----------------------- Why the bonde goes out of the house w/out taking, anything after she takes a bath?

1. Adriana Lima (6) 2. Alessandra Ambrosio (9) 3. Ana Beatriz Barros (6) 4. Angelina Jolie (3) 5. Jessica Alba (9) 6. Josie Maran (8) 7. Doutzen Kroes (9) 8. Petra Nemcova (9) 9. Daria Werbowy (10) 10.Miranda Kerr (10)

The last one for tonight: Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom?

1. Adriana Lima (6) 2. Alessandra Ambrosio (10) 3. Ana Beatriz Barros (6) 4. Angelina Jolie (4) 5. Jessica Alba (9) 6. Josie Maran (8) 7. Doutzen Kroes (9) 8. Petra Nemcova (9) 9. Daria Werbowy (10) 10.Miranda Kerr (10)

John has stolen a bread when he was six, and was punished with 15 years of prison. For the whole 15 years, he has never had contact with females. When he got out, he started to flirt with a girl. But when girl asked him for sex, he replied that he had no idea how it's done. The girl started to touch his "you know what", but the guy was feeling nothing. Girl went home crying. John was really sorry for what he had done, and decided to console with a doctor. The doctor gave him viagras, and advised him to use 1 in 10 days. When John went home, he wanted to try, how would they react. But he had Docs words confused, and thought he should use 10 in a day. He took 10 pills, and his YNW took over. He went out of the house, and started raping all of his neighbours, males, females, young ones, old ones, even their pets, but it still wasn't enough. He went back to his crib and called the Doc:"Doc I lost my control". Doc: Why, what did you do? John:"I took 10 pills, and my YNW took over" Doc:"OMG. Quick. Find some milk, and insert your YNW in it" John goes out, and asks all of his heighbours for some milk, and than he puts the milk in a pot, and inserts his YNW in it. And then everyone started screaming:"Run people. John is filling his tank for the second round"

1. Adriana Lima (7) 2. Alessandra Ambrosio (10) 3. Ana Beatriz Barros (7) 4. Angelina Jolie (6) 5. Jessica Alba (9) 6. Josie Maran (10) 7. Doutzen Kroes (9) 8. Petra Nemcova (10) 9. Daria Werbowy (10) 10.Miranda Kerr (10)

Oh thanks , I will type the joke later. I don't know how I will make it sound in english, but I think I will be able to make you get the joke. And trust me it's damn funny. BRB

This one is really dirty! Please read till the end, it's worth it! - There was a science fair in Japan, and every country in the world had sent someone to represnet them. This included Kosova also. When the fair started, a Japanese proffessor started to complain about something. The Kosovan representer guessed he was talking about the car. The professor asked:"Is there anyone that knows what I'm talking about?" The Kosovan representer was the only one that raised his finger. Proffesor:"You sir" Representer:"I think you were talking about the car" Professor:"Nah, not about the car, but about the Black car" The Kosovan representer got really confused, but decided to let it alone. Than prof. started to complain for something alse, and when he asked "Is there anyone that knows what I'm talking about?", once again it was only the Kosovan guy that raised his finger. Proffesor:"You sir" Representer:"I think you were talking about the motor" Professor:"Nah, not about the motor, but about the Red motor" Than professor started to complain for something else, and the Kosovan guy interfered. Representer:"Professor, may I ask a question?" Proffesor:"Yes sir" Representer:"What is something between the legs of a female, that gives pleasure to numerous males every damn night?" Professor:"I think it's the pussy!" Representer:"Nah, it's the pussy of your mama" -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now tell me this wasn't a classic

1. Adriana Lima (8) 2. Alessandra Ambrosio (10) 3. Ana Beatriz Barros (7) 4. Angelina Jolie (7) 5. Jessica Alba (9) 6. Josie Maran (10) 7. Doutzen Kroes (9) 8. Petra Nemcova (10) 9. Daria Werbowy (10) 10.Miranda Kerr (10)

Where ya'll American/British people at? My english as a second language skills, aren't perfection, and I need some help! Whats the fuckin' verb I should use to tell that I am adding gas to the car? After I'll get the right verb, I will tell you one of the nastiest jokes. But I just can't fit it in english right now.