KingSupra

out for the sleeping

A woman standing naked in front of a bedroom mirror says to her husband, “Honey, I look fat, ugly, and pale. Give me a compliment to cheer me up.” The husband thinks for a second and replies, “At least there’s nothing wrong with your eyesight.”

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a very large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why?” she asks. “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere.”

who lost in the first week?.....

wow did you see the falxons stomp the rams? and rothlesbugh actually played like a rookie this week.

Trypsta - here i am

a lot when you are the king :evil:

going to hop in the tshower and head to sleep

Drunken Monkey - More Then A Feeling

sure what ever man, i am in pain though, i think im just going to head to sleep to ease the pain

how do i lie, if i do not lie? :evil:

ronin, he edited his post, so there is no more quote

wtf was the quote for? its ok if you hate me. just cause the ball wont come your way :evil:

and i would be one of those guys :evil:

yea it kinda sucks when i had to play quarterback though, my wrist ache, i dont see how you can do it. lucky have the time i used my runningback skills to get out of pressure. im the next micheal vick :evil:

sore as hell, ended up playing football and shuting out the other teams best receiver

looking pretty now and leaving be back sometime later.

Drunken Monkey- Sky Falls Down

yea i have read that its a goofy ass book

Drunken Monkey - Walk On Water

going to hop in the shower and make myself look all pretty

yea remember the second one they cut something out that a really wanted to see, it made me mad <_<

Tupac - Still Ballin

they have a thread to help you make one if you would like to try that here you go http://bellazon.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=...363b854e8747311 or someone could always make one for you

i've heard that its great, but speaking of blondes: A blonde goes into a laundromat and asks to have her sweater cleaned. The laundromat attendant doesn’t hear her correctly and says, “Come again?” The blonde blushes slightly and giggles, “Oh, no it’s just mustard this time.” goodnight everyone