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^ 1:38s Jean-Pierre Léaud (Face) and Laetitia Casta in white just after Marion Cotillard.

Beware @elfstone, last time that an Alien risked the term of "witch" eventually followed by "burnt at the stake" about Joan of Arc and other politi-ondini-waffles, , who could not sleep because of thumbnails that are changed by evil spell, threatened to pronounce anathema upon an innocent Alien: Her writing has been read and heard.

^ Thanks for the Black Queen! With the amazing pics found by @Ewciolina, it would be easy to recognize the White Queen on the upper left. Finally Laetitia had a meeting with people who create the Cinema: here in the first rank, the Golden Palms.

Yves Saint Laurent `a beauty from another planet' Laetitia suggests another interpretation of Anthony Vaccarello's YSL Winter 2017-2018: - Lightly shorter sleeves. - Lunar silver boots replaced with YSL Anja black stilettos for the Martian red carpet. Warning: off topic comparison

You're right, @Irinalove An Alien had let open the hope for Monday May 22th. Anyway it is a good surprise announced since Sunday May 21 by @ladydreams

Vogue Paris: Cannes Film Festival 1. Cannes 2017: the most stunning jewelry spotted on the red carpet 2. Best-dressed at Cannes: The most beautiful outfits seen on the red carpet 3. Cannes 2017: the sexiest dresses on the red carpet

^Yves Saint Laurent-clad Laetitia wearing the redoubtable black gown designed by the creative director Anthony Vaccarello, YSL Anja high heeled shoes, Boucheron earring, and --notable revolution-- hair style by Dessange: did she ever cut her hair? la robe fendue de Laetitia Casta, comme un dimanche à Cannes, Madame Figaro, May 21Cannes 2017 : Laeti­tia Casta, femme fatale en robe fendue, Gala, May 21, 11:31 PM CET Laetitia Casta et son jeu de jambes sexy subjuguent la Croisette, Pure People, May 22, 9:43 AM Cannes 2017. Laetitia Casta irrésistible, Paris Match, May 22, 11:58 AM Les plus beaux looks du tapis rouge : Laetitia Casta et sa robe fendue, Le Parisien, May 22, 11h AM

@tartagila2, you're-welcome in-the-Laetitia Casta's thread for your very first post. Nice brown pink white look.

Festival de Cannes 2017 Golden palm of the look: and the winner is ... Is it Quebecois the pronoun "his" (instead of "her") in the following? `Cannes 2017: Laetitia Casta fails to show off her panties, Olga Kurylenko unveils her own', The Quebec Times, May 21, 2017 "His slitted dress was to reveal the majority of his gambols, without ever showing his underwear." Who knows what she really wears or not? After all Canada is derived from Spanish "Aca nada" standing for "nothing there" (no gold). Guess what newspaper copied or translated firstly the title of the other newspaper. Hence the possible mistake about the pronoun: "PHOTOS Cannes 2017 : Laeti­tia Casta manque de montrer sa culotte, Olga Kury­lenko dévoile la sienne", 8 PM CET Too difficult for an Alien to write "V. o. i. c. i.". It is against its religion. Of course, no link will be provided.

The greatest news @ladydreams. Laetitia finally did it! An Alien is happy that Laetitia met her family: the Cinema. She just waited for the very last days of the Festival of Cannes for a maximum surprise. "Cannes 2017 : Laetitia Casta, Nicole Kidman, Andie MacDowell réunies pour une montée des marches glamour", ELLE, May 21, 2017 9:19 PM CET 'How to Talk to Girls at Parties' by John Cameron Mitchell featuring Elle Fanning, Alex Sharp, Nicole Kidman

... while she is not too late for the Marianne's performance in the theatre de l'Oeuvre... (Joan's private joke) is quite surprised that the pap pics at the Roman restaurant were not yet duplicated in this temple. How did you resist to the temptation of Laetitia with a tablet computer for the very first time? Dear Honey , an Alien is so hypnotized by Charlie, the Australian little Bird (Birdette) of your siggy that it cannot waffle more than 4 lines about your conclusion "not care about Cannes at all ": if Laetitia does not have a movie presented in Cannes or if she does not give a prize or does not have a meeting with people of Cinema, or is not a L'Oréal's muse on the red carpet, it does not make sense to appear in le festival de Cannes. One needs to be invited to go to Cannes thanks to the selection of one of her movies: remember Face by Tsai Ming Liang, Savage Souls by Raoul Ruiz (out of competition), The Island by Kamen Kalev for the Quinzaine and finally En Moi by Laetitia Casta for the Semaine de la Critique. The selection in competition is extremely rare. This does not happen every year. On May 11, 2017 Vogue France celebrated the Laetitia's birthday with her 10 movies that you need to absolutely watch: Brigitte, Léa, Angèle, Julie, Falbala, Sophie, Thérèse, Salomé, Suzanne, and Agathe: the game is to guess the title of the movie from her first name.

^^ @brandobrutal did not publish an empty post. It is not possible. And Rob did not waffle about such an empty post since Rob never waffles. The only explanation that an Alien sees is that the dude who posted on Instagram the comparison of this "great design" all of a sudden makes private his entire Instagram account. It was a particularly strange decision according to the large number of selfies in this Instagram when it was still public. Turning private his Instagram is perhaps his most elegant action.

"a dialogue between costume, music and dance" Dancer and choreographer Sébastien Bertaud "He (...) collaborated on costume designs with (...) Haider Ackermann — the latter on a performance with model, actress and director Laetitia Casta." "Balmain’s Olivier Rousteing designs costumes for Paris Opera" by Joelle Diderich, WWD, Los Angeles Times, May 16, 2017

^ @Irinalove, an Alien does not think that Laetitia will be in Cannes in May 2017 because she plays every night Scenes from a Marriage at the theater of l'Oeuvre in Paris. However there is still a very small hope since she does not play Monday May 22. The play will be interpreted again from Wednesday May 24, 2017. Anyway Laetitia did not make a movie in competition as actress or as film director. The L'Oréal Paris dream team for the Cinéma Club on the Martinez beach will be: CAUTION: off-topic 100% pure waffle into the bargain in French since Laetitia is not mentioned.

Me Jane, you the Ape Man? Laetitia with the Chimp of the Maiden and the Wolves for Vogue Turkey. Weissmuller never said the misquote “Me Tarzan, you Jane.” "Tarzan sometimes refers to himself in the third person, due to his lack of English knowledge." according to Wikipedia about illeism: "the act of referring to oneself in the third person instead of first person." "this is sometimes seen as a sign of enlightenment, since by doing so, an (Alien) detaches (its) eternal self from the body-related one" or "(This) suggest(s) that (an Alien is) not truly self-aware, or else that (it) separate (its) consciousness from (its) physical form". As Rob in the past did not categorically reject the waffle about Malala by an Alien, The Psychological Case for talking in the third person on Mic Daily paid attention that Malala talked about herself in the third person. The journalist Theresa Fischer compares Cleveland Cavalier Lebron's and Malala's self-talks while Laetitia had an ape romance on the Trocadero(s). Of course an Alien needs to specify that the above chimp is a .... female.

What is the link to the interview (article or video)? It was in what date? In the past, an Alien remembers the era where her FB published a Kiki's scan from BZ. For an Alien, the dude from her PR team made a tribute to Kiki. An Alien would be proud if one of its scans has been chosen by her official FB even if an Alien is not directly credited. This is the usage in BZ to credit the people who made the scan. In an official FB, one expects to credit the team who made the pic (not the scan). But you did not think like an Alien. In May 2016, even Laetitia did not share immediately the movie poster of En Moi in her Instagram while the two other new film directors selected by La Semaine de la Critique in Cannes, Chloë Sevigny and Sandrine Kimberlain made a strong success with their movie posters on their instagrams. Nowadays, her Instagram shares rare pics and news before anybody (Nina Ricci's visual, NUMERO #183, prolongation of her play of theatre, etc.). And it is in this BZ thread that one found her Instagram posts. An Alien believes that Laetitia (and/or her PR team) is right when she does not post a lot of pics in her Instagram. More the pics are rare, more they are liked. It does not make sense for an Alien to post more than one pic at once the very same day. An Alien is interested in the waffle, in the legend, in the context, in the comments on the pic that Laetitia could associate to the pic or the news.

"from space you can see that is not private account." From space and from earth, everyone can verify that the Sahteene's account is private. "Sahteene not follow her mother because thats not her mother hahah." According to an Alien, Sahteene does not follow her mother for safety reasons: Laetitia needed also to remove messages of hate and other spams. Sahteene can talk every day to her mother when she is not on a shooting. She does not need to follow the Laetitia's posts on a screen. She is not a fan of her own mother! "For me that account is someone from her PR team." This is the exact definition of an official account with regard to a fake account by a fan. If you want, when her PR team has access to her very private cell phone... An Alien does not make any difference between Laetitia and her PR team: Allarosa production = Laetitia + 2 people = her PR team. With the skill of her previous account now deleted, what is sure is that too private pics will be definitively filtered from her official Instagram.

^ brandobrutal has a completely wrong logic to explain that Laetitia does not have any Instagram: "Post on that page is too official." Her posts are so "official" that an Alien shared in this temple her very first pic from NUMERO #183 before any other official sources. So Rob decided to follow her official Instagram. brandobrutal added: "And even Marie Ange don't follow that account." It's true. But this fact has nothing to do with the fact that it's the official account of Laetitia. Marie Ange does not like that one waffles about her sister in the Marie-Ange's interviews because one always compares her to her sister or one quotes the Laetitia's first name in reference or in the title. The two sisters do not talk about work when they are together. An Alien is not surprised that Marie Ange does not follow Laetitia and Laetitia does not follow Marie Ange and even Sahteene! Of course an Alien supposes that Sahteene does not follow her mother but has her own account that is private to avoid to attract the weirdos. Remember that she has the age of Ondine... Astronomer wrote the excellent question: "How did a person get the account verified then?" Simply because it's the official Instagram of Laetitia. This is exactly the meaning of the verification of an account. Elstone was quantitative: "Instagram must not be very popular in France because Laetitia doesnt even have 100k followers." The reason is that Laetitia needed to cancel her previous account. Anyway she wins a minimum of 100 followers by day. Instagram is international and is not limited to France. There are even a and an ! Why did Laetitia delete her previous account? With her recent new account -- the only one official account of Laetitia Casta --, Laetitia posts sometimes rare pics before everyone above the new Nina Ricci's visual. Read again the Alien's waffle. But she will no longer post too private pics to avoid that some journalists of more or less tabloid newspapers create articles without direct interviews. According to: "Hopefully she real doesn't need that [millions of Instagram followers] to be famous all over the world." Happy birthday, Laetitia!

The beautiful bride by ArianaVSCouture deserves a continuation. Introducing... Scenes from a Marriage, the tour 2017-2018 featuring Laetitia Casta and Raphael Personnaz. Stage director: Safy Nebbou

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¡Libertad! onward Freedom en marche Olivier on the left could have asked Laetitia to attend the demonstration in Paris on April 5, 2008 for the Solemn march (Marche blanche) against FARC holding Ingrid Betancourt captive. FIDH: Worldwide Human Rights Movement = Fédération internationale des ligues des droits de l’Homme.

^ Together, the Bellazonians There was a Republican Front against an Alien symbolized by @astronomer who posted his own av as a flag to support and , the British Knight used the Alien's code of the red color (danger, warning, stop) for his new invention `the politi-waffles'. Listen to the feline shadow that Laetitia makes with her hand:

It is related to what Laetitia did in her acts as French citizen or as actress in the choice of her movies, in particular Born in '68.

The 103 film directors including Laetitia Casta called to vote on Sunday May 7, 2017 for the person in the last word of their conclusion.