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Homosapiennes, a film by Audrey Dana A few days before she becomes Agathe, Laetitia in her typical urban style attended a screen test (check the red cross on the ground) with the film director and also actress Audrey Dana --credit: the twitter of Alice Belaïdi who also belongs to the dream team of eleven actresses of the movie and is also IMG model like Laetitia--. Don't expect more Laetitia's pics from the Alien. Wait for some months. The very first day of shooting featuring Laetitia, was announced by an Alien with a mandatory delay to avoid to attract some mystical weirdos on the shooting. Thursday June 20, 2013 the film director Audrey Dana and her actress Isabelle Adjani (herself!) were the guests of Le Grand Journal of Canal+. In the cast there is the Laetitia's pic for the dream team of the movie. On dailymotion, the film director Audrey Dana presents Homosapiennes in French, a.k.a. French Women. Ulule hosts a project of crowdfunding about this movie to enter in the first circle of Homosapiennes. Fans can pre-order pics of actresses, DVD, movie poster, movie tickets for the premiere, the scenario with signature of actresses, masterclass with the film director, invitation on the shooting, and more depending on the financial investment. This project is funded at 62%. Until today, there are 188 early birds or members on 300 expected before August 9, 2013 (39 days left). The project will become active only if the target of 300 members is reached: CONS: you are charged immediately but you will be refunded if the target is not reached. PRO: you support the movie with access to exclusive informations given by the team of the movie.

The Alien gives up (L'Alien donne sa langue au :mignonne:), if Lampro begins to play cat and mouse (si Lampro commence à jouer au :mignonne: et à la souris). :shock: Let us call a spade a spade (Appelons un :mignonne: un :mignonne:). There's nothing to get your knickers in a twist (Il n'y a pas de quoi fouetter un :mignonne:). In the Big Apartment, there is not any feline soul in sight (Dans le Grand Appartement, il n'y a pas l'ombre d'un :mignonne:), but there is the Laetitia's dog. If the Eiffel Tower becomes pink, wants to see right now :morning: how Agathe, this female Homo Sapien uses it.

Great rule, Rob! If weirdo = "bellamy", then do not click on his link. When one loves, one does not calculate Zanny, if you compare with one of his previous "contributions", bellamy forgot the question mark in his affirmation. So in this page, he completely invented the above question to justify the previous missing question mark. As a major improvement, pay attention that bellamy invested time to add an empty line after the Italian link followed by the expected usual half line. No more for a (ground)bait! The blank line should be considered as a notable innovation in the style of the weirdo :x who was able to calculate the number of kids and elaborate other complex equations (verbatim "a fourth", "a third"). After the wolificus' line then the bellamy's "introspection", the Alien counted the days without reactions. bellamy, would you keep your links to the gutter press -- only for you -- if you love this kind of literature? Like the Neandertals and other Cro-Magons, the species of the genus weirdo would be classified extinct in this temple. __________________ Post Homo neanderthalensis Monday June 17, 2013 was the very first day of shooting by a new film director, a French woman also actress. It is a story, a new meeting between actors more interesting than the recurrent weirdos collecting the easy-to-find gossip articles between a compilation of the nude scenes from the Laetitia's movies. Audrey, Laetitia and Alex have fun. .

Double thanks Jj3

Ewciolina and Stella, without taking in consideration her purple floral high-heeled shoes, the Alien wonders if Laetitia only wears this Azzedine Alaïa pink gown and nothing else. The Alien is considering becoming a contemplative vegetal with all those sprawling green leaves that softly climb. Humongous pleasure Warning: 18+ only Both Miranda from the Ewciolina's siggy and Laetitia joined the party with their instruments. The Alien consulted its knowledge base about Ondine. It is written that she does not have any fish tale but two sexy legs and two arms. So the Alien recounted again and again the number of arms in the pic on the left and concluded: there is at least an Alien with a lot of tentacles behind Laetitia. And on the pic on the right, the hand on the heart, Laetitia © is swearing that she likes it according to the bow tie in battle and the sexy attitude where she has thrown her head back with pleasure.

taH pagh, taHbe (Klingon) "whether to continue, or not to continue" (Shakespeare) "to be, or not to be" Klingon Alien with increased sense of honor and strict warrior code is waffling with Laetitia about the Stella's pink "instant match" vs. Species 8472 so called Undine at the Star Trek's 30th anniversary.

did not expect less from the Kiki :brows: version :persuazn: :wub2: A call to others "real fans" to wake up this thread. More "wow! Gorgeous!"? Visit the comments in the official FB, More lines in your posts mean more interesting ideas than on one half line, Some truths: "Because of Nimzo never ending posts and quoting and glorifier of his self-aggrandizement". Everybody has his own small defaults, mainly the villain Alien. By contrast, the poor Alien student, in I... as in Icarus at the end, did not say anything. Oops the Alien forgot to add FrenchKiki in the list of "real fans," probably a temporary typo quickly fixed here. However Kiki, if you read the hope concerning the Stella's white flag of peace, you paid attention that not only Stella is in the list of real fans but also the Alien invests a lot of time for real fans who deserve it like you and your forum. While his link was not deleted by an admin, strangely enough the Alien did not make any advertising avoiding to reply to the new "born" weirdo, ignoring him at the time of the writing of "Unbearable suspense" (yes another autopromotion). Maybe he was right. L a e t i t i a would probably not reach the Nice Airport (via Marignane Airport?) in time for the Cannes Festival from Sardinia or Corsica in three weeks if ever both the Ajaccio Napoleon Bonaparte Airport and the ferries were on a very long strike in a true isolation of the islands because of a fomenting revolution claiming independence for Corsica, French Basque Country, Brittany, Alsace and Lorraine in solidarity. In the trailer of Contempt by Godard, the two actors say: "A wonderful love story in a tragic setting"

It's time to FACE... Fortunately there are also the real fans such as Lampro, Stella, Rob and Ewciolina! Ewciolina joined the party with the short movie "Flying Laetitia, it's time to FACE...", the ultimate joke that Kiki as the author of film review would appreciate. Stella did not forget to thank Lampro before her fantastic news with smileys that encourage the positive participation. It is not easy to search a transition between posts. The Alien not only adores the pics found by Rob but also the positive comment in particular "cape" written in gold. In order that the forum is alive, the goal is that people react positively with fun or sensual mood quoting at least a small extract of the best words (never quote the full post) of one of previous post. Laetitia did not / will not attend every Cannes Festival. Kiki, for an actress, having a film selected at Cannes is exceptional and extremely rare: Only one movie (Face) in more than one decade. The Island was selected at the Quinzaine des Réalisateurs but not in Cannes selection. Une Histoire d'Amour missed the selection from one voice. A little bit closer to the stars A little bit closer to the stars by the group Gold For the very first time in all Cannes Festivals, Laetitia tweeted in English "We love Cannes" © opening the window of her room in her hotel for her real fans in front of the sea.

A weirdo is "born", Yoda said There is a joke in the title since Yoda often inverts the words in his sentence. Quite characteristic in the answer #20898 of the new "born" weirdo who posted only one link without any comment (less than one half line). The weirdo did not find the link in twitter (otherwise the URL would indicate the twitter source). This link is a re-post --of course without credits-- of the link supplied by the Alien two posts above in #20896 (published by the Alien several hours before the weirdo) under the hyperlink Citizenside . It presents some pics at the arrival of the Nice airport (of course no children but the pen of a fan asking for an autograph). This re-post on purpose without credits just after the Alien's post does not make him weirdo but this confirms the obvious trend of the weirdo. Recently this weirdo posted a link to an article found in the trashcans of the internet with pap pics (children, etc.). Again no comment. Very amused by his tsunami, the weirdo waited for the reactions about the electrical shock he gave. :trout: Finally the weirdo explained: " I know. It's shameful " but he thought that he is not responsible: " Don't judge me ", he wrote. He judged himself as the teacher in I as in Icarus (Milgram's Experiment 18) demonstrating that the weirdo has a brain like the chief editor of the gossip magazine who chose to publish the pap pics. The weirdo did not shoot the pap pics. He did not write the pap article. He "just" shared them for his new friends the weirdos. There is a submission of the weirdo to the obedience of the gossip press at gutter level. However the weirdo's motivation differs from the one of the chief editor of the tabloid. The reason of his post was "just" that L a e t i t i a couldn't be in Cannes for the Festival since she was in an island very close to Nice airport, three (3) weeks ago. Don't expect from a weirdo any reference to the King of Ondins able to accelerate the time. The weirdo did not think to remove his gossip link in very high priority. Finally an admin removed physically his entire post shifting all the remaining posts putting the Kiki's obsolete answer in first position. Stella's white flag Some weeks ago, at least Stella removed a smiling but pap pic (without kids) from L.A. and if the Alien invested time to react, it was because there was a hope that she could remove the pic by herself even if the Alien did not ask her directly. However this required a lot of energy and the Alien disappeared from the forum several days until Rob found a joke about the :x green weirdo :x ©. There was absolutely no hope with the new "born" weirdo who perfectly knew what he was doing according to the choice of the date near to the closing ceremony in Cannes. When a s t a r is so close to the sun(lights) of the Red Carpet, there are always weirdos who want to search into the trashcans of the internet to dig in h e r private life, compare or make inappropriate physical comments or porn photomontages. The Dot cause to fight the weirdos Despite a PM, Kiki did not think to apply the Dot cause for her answer --now orphan-- that will be recorded by the search engines: paps are never "embarrassed" or they change of dirty job. The Dot cause allows ignoring the weirdo replacing the body of the Kiki's post with "." that is to say a dot or period or any waffles without relationship with the weirdo's post already deleted. Alternatively you can ask an admin to remove physically your post. Kiki, Single_Lady and others, it is never too late to do well. If ever you care about this, what would think Laetitia if she asks her team to analyze this thread?

Enjoy the Laetitia's cinema thanks to Kiki Kiki does not like all Laetitia's movies since more than one decade. In the beginning the Alien believed that it was a joke since its fight in Wikipedia was to move her quality of "actress" before "model" until indirectly in the BNF library. Kiki is not obliged to like the only L a e t i t i a 's movie until now that was in the Cannes official selection. But she did not present it like that. She wrote in her forum her very first review of movie ... two weeks after the broadcast on TV just as gift for the L a e t i t i a 's birthday. From this date, strangely enough, an Alien deserted her forum because the L a e t i t i a 's passion is the cinema. One could critique with talent h e r movies but one must explain the reasons in more than one line except if one wants to break the motivation, the momentum of the reopening of a forum. Probably the simplest action is to avoid writing such a review of movie if one does not have time to explain the reasons such as the Wikipedian weirdo who wrote in the comments, after the article of the newspaper Le Parisien , less than four words without explanation about another L a e t i t i a 's movie. Everybody cannot be journalist of cinema. A film in the Cannes official selection cannot be "bad" because it is one of 20 best movies of its year. There are a hundred of movies having the quality to be selected but they are not. Kiki did not write that she does not like it. She wrote shortly that it was "bad" after watching it on the small screen of the TV. She did not even buy her movie ticket to support a priori the movie on large screen. She did not even review the L a e t i t i a 's performance. Why do you want to daily search and write during one hour or more exclusive news if on can write a "bad" review in 10 seconds on less than two lines? Keeping her "bad" feeling for herself, with a little effort, it was not so complex for Kiki to write in less than a half line here in BZ or elsewhere -- even if the movie had already begun -- the tremendous announcement: "Tonight, Face on Arte!" Too late, Kiki. There was no repeat.

After the Kiki's short answer with chosen words, the Alien needed a pause. It is time for the confirmed or rookie weirdos to speak: Let us ignore the physical comment of a new comer quoted by ... Kiki. :baronlamesign: About the :x green weirdo :x, he forgets his preferred obsession: (wet) "portrait" even if the weather was not rainy . Yes, you CAN talk about the emotions that Laetitia gave but not about the centimeters or other units. There is one exception: the number of centimeters of her golden heels. The Alien's pause could last a lot of weeks as in DH waiting for some miracles. Fortunately Rob, your funny post decided the Alien to come back quicker than scheduled. For others, it is a private joke by Rob when the Alien's Waffleland was too close to the hot sun of :morning: legal people... :morning:. The myth of Icarus

Winged Laetitia In its first post after the Lampro's swing, the Alien used for the very first time the smiley announcing the winged Laetitia by Erik Halley with the blue sea in background.

Laetitia did not wear the very shoooooooooooort dress seen in the Stella's news during the rehearsal of the ceremony. Laetitia gave Bruce Dern, represented by the film director Alexander Payne, the first prize of the ceremony "Best Actor" in the black & white movie Nebraska announced by the president Steven Spielberg at the 66th Cannes International Film Festival. Laetitia in an amazing gown talked very slowly with a sexy pause after each expression about great actors with applause in the theater of lights when she named also the French actor Daniel Auteuil and the Austrian actor Christoph Waltz in the members of the Spielberg's jury. Listen to Laetitia!

Well done (applause) for the great news, Stella! The Alien can't wait for listening to the Laetitia's voice, :wub2: looking carefully at her look and her dresssssssssssssssss. In the middletime, an Alien (on the left and between the red seats in the #1 aisle) is currently inspecting the Grand Théâtre des Lumières (great theatre of lights) inside the Festival de Cannes to read the names of the guests written on the seats if ever there is Laetitia or Ondine.

Will Karim Rahman meet Laetitia this ... morning? This year, L'Oréal Paris focus to the make up artist Karim Rahman. The Alien likes how he talks about Leïla B. and Babara P. Listen until the end to his interview for Madame Figaro at Cannes. It is about: who could call him "a Sunday morning?" At the time of this writing by an , we are fittingly Sunday May 26, 2013 AM! Central European Time of the Festival. The Karim Rahman 's word of the end of the interview is ...: "Laetitia." This sounds prophetic. The interviewer asks "Laetitia Casta?" "Yes," Karim Rahman replies. Pay attention to his blue eyes. He would be very lucky this ... morning.

Lampro, the Laetitia's heart swings. You would guess: Cannes or not Cannes? That is the question for the ultimate day of the festival. "cans in her larder!!" according to the Rob's :morning: coded message In the spirit of Radio London, the Alien repeats: "cans in her larder!!". Here Nice. The Alien talks to the Laetitia's fans (except Born_To_be.. elsewhere since he is no longer a fan but became recently Wi..d :x in order that the Alien's theory fails ). On Saturday 25, 2013, the Laetitia's airplane needed to land exceptionally to the Marseille Provence Airport at Marignane instead of Nice Airport before to finally take off from Marseille to again Nice. :wub2: Citizenside: Laetitia wore a black skirt above the knees under a white coat. Her full flight lasted more than three hours from Paris. :shock: Let imagine for the dude near to Laetitia in the plane. He could have plenty of time to waffle a lot. It seems that the Alien's theory Yes! You CANnes --in particular the mirror effect between the two Mariannes-- is becoming more and more realistic. Will Laetitia close the Festival in beauty? She's worth it. The Alien evaluates that as Ondine, she is attracted by the weather and the French Riviera. However two hours of lose time in the air plane was not at all scheduled. The full process to walk on the Cannes Red Carpet requires at least twelve (12) hours of preparation by a full time team of a dozen of people only for Laetitia. Everything must be impeccable. There is a lot of stress. Once on the Red Carpet, the magic can begin. :Dinah:

Lampro! If ever this BZ thread ... (Born_To_Be_Wi..d :x judged himself (N) and should definitively remove his avatar based on Catherine's pic in Born in '68, he no longer deserves any Laetitia's icon for his av. ) ... could be always as great as your post with such a Laetitia's captivating look!

Unbearable suspense Sudpress published today on Wednesday May 22, 2013 at 9:32 AM: "Signed Beauty: Interview express de Laetitia Casta, égérie de L'Oréal Paris" but with a pic not shot on the moment.

Astronomer, the Alien wonders if Rob is a "young padawan" who could play Darth Vader from the Dark Side of the Force? Already in Radio London from the BBC (in London) to Alien Dark Side of the Force occupied France (near Nice, there is a rainy weather trend sunny that could attract Ondine), broadcasts began with "Before we begin, please listen to some personal messages". That is why Rob talked about "2013 cans in her larder!!". "Cans" being probably a Nice coded messages for CANnes. Yes! You CANnes Let us investigate the clues given at our disposition: The Kiki's list begins with Fan B. and ends by Laetitia C. Is the order significant? Does it mean that Laetitia would appear lately this week on the red carpet? Firstly the list is not complete --for example Julianne M. is not mentioned in the list-- but according to the Alien, the list is about L'Oréal muses. Julianne M. was for the very first time on the red carpet not for a movie but to represent L'Oréal Paris as ambassador. If the reader considers that, in the order of the list, Fan B., Liya K., Doutzen K. and Megan G. attended the Festival last week, then Milla J. would be tomorrow in CANnes according to the Alien's antennas; finally it is highly probable that Laetitia C. would join the dream team. Now take in consideration the French actresses and supermodels in the team. On May 15, there was Inès de la F. --the first supermodel French Marianne-- who opened the Festival. On May 19 at the end of the first week, the actress Leïla B. was chosen for her personality. So who could emerge from the Mediterranean to the red carpet at the second part of the last week? Another French Marianne actress? Laetitia in Cannes on May 21, 2011 "It is a story of team" Since she was not in 2012, she deserves to walk the red carpet more than one day. Yes, Laetitia! You CANnes (perhaps on Thursday May 23? Friday May 24?). Be the first to announce her. PS.: This year, it's Get the Look that is inspired by L'Oréal for the Festival. Their partner is Google+ "hangout", a French English chat video unveiled by on May 17 just before walking Cannes red carpet. Followers in the live video chat are from US, Germany, France, Canada, and UK. The chat is opened to tweets from everybody (hashtag #GetTheLook on Twitter). Since Milla J. would be interviewed tomorrow, what about the French actress of Ondine?

There is a great announcement in Cannes on May 16, 2013. Elle Driver (international sales and acquisitions company) unleashes French Women on Cannes, Screen Daily. French Women, a film by Audrey Dana This comedy "for women and the men who love women" includes eleven actresses playing what they would like to play in a comedy knowing that this would never happen except in the Audrey Dana's movie who breaks the myth: Isabelle Adjani (Queen Margot), Alice Belaïdi (Confidences à Allah), Laetitia (Face), Audrey Dana (Roman de Gare), Audrey Fleurot (The Intouchables), Julie Ferrier (Paris), Marina Hands (Lady Chatterley), Geraldine Nakache (Tout ce qui brille), Vanessa Paradis (La Fille sur le pont), Alice Taglioni (La doublure), Sylvie Testud (Fear and Trembling).

What cake Stella, Ewciolina and Rob! Laetitia :dance: