PrettyDeadThings

@Matt! I donated $250 to my local animal rescue, and the universe threw me a full sevenfold hug. As the plumber wrapped up installing my new water heater, he caught something we thought was already handled: a hidden leak. Not in the washing machine like we thought (which is why we bought a new machine), but in the wall of my laundry room. He spotted it instantly. I already had a $1,575 bill because of labor, heater, new pipes and shutoff valve. So when he said “leak,” my soul let my fucking body lol, I thought this was going to be another 500+ dollars fix, but no, he fixed it in five minutes and only charged me $25. That’s it. Total damage: $1,600. Could’ve been $2,000 easy, especially since he had to cut into the wall. But karma was on my side!!! My mother-in-law? Glorious. Our visit? Genuinely lovely, which shocked the hell out of me. AND! about 22 years ago I thought I had lost my families' coat of arms. It was given to my Grandfather by Queen Wilhelmina of the Netherlands (little know fact but my dad's dad is related to the Queen). This was for my Grandparents attending some event for Wilhelmina's daughter. I've removed my family name for privacy. So my Mother in Law FOUND our coat of arms at my Father in Law's house in Seattle. She’s having it restored and sent to me. And today marks the final day of summer like temps of 83°F (28°C). Tomorrow is ALL AUTUMN!!! with highs in the 68s (20°C), lows of 40s (14°C). One more twist in the karmic happiness: the animal shelter I donated to has a puppy I might be adopting. We’re planning a meet-up in the park so she can be properly introduced to my current dogs, a Bullmastiff and a Cane Corso. This is the possible new girl.. A Bullmastiff–English Mastiff mix. Nine months old, already 92.7 pounds, and projected to surpass 215+ If all goes well, she’ll be joining the home soon. It's just one of those days. Prettyphile_s Video - Oct 18, 2025-VEED.mp4

Shelby Green: Face: 3 Body: 5 Fandom: 5 Serena Morizior: Face: 7 Body: 5 Fandom: 5

NOTE: Some of the women in this competition come from culturally diverse backgrounds or have personal reasons for opting out of swimsuit/lingerie/sexy photos. Yael is a prime example of this. In those cases, I’ve showcased their physiques as best I could using fitted clothing that still honors their comfort and boundaries. I understand this might make ranking more challenging.. Please vote honestly: if you see potential, vote for it. And if the absence of body-focused shots impacts your decision, that’s okay too. COUNTRIES United States - Australia - United States - Denmark ******* United States - Kaia Gerber Australia - Shelby Green United States - Serena Morizio Denmark - Mathilde Goehler Voting: You have 10 points to allocate in each category across the four models. Distribute your points however you like—whether evenly or with strong preferences. Categories: Face / Beauty Body / Sex Appeal Fandom / Country Pride Feel free to divide your points in any way that reflects your personal judgment. Total points per category must equal 10. - TEMPLATE Kaia Gerber: Face: Body: Fandom: Shelby Green: Face: Body: Fandom: Serena Morizior: Face: Body: Fandom: Mathilde Goehler: Face: Body: Fandom:

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Washing Machine in... 5 minutes and I won't have to deal with him. Plumber on his way to buy the new hot water heater to install it, just a few more hours and I won't be dealing with this shit.

Cindy Marina: Face: 5 Body: 4 Fandom: 5 Yasmin Deplidge: Face: Body: 4 Fandom: Maryam Zolghadr: Face: Body: Fandom: Elly Steffen: Face: 5 Body: 2 Fandom: 5

NOTE: Some of the women in this competition come from culturally diverse backgrounds or have personal reasons for opting out of swimsuit/lingerie/sexy photos. Yael is a prime example of this. In those cases, I’ve showcased their physiques as best I could using fitted clothing that still honors their comfort and boundaries. I understand this might make ranking more challenging.. Please vote honestly: if you see potential, vote for it. And if the absence of body-focused shots impacts your decision, that’s okay too. COUNTRIES Albania - England - Iran - United States ******* Albania - Cindy Marina England - Yasmin Deplidge Iran - Maryam Zolghadr United States - Elly Steffen Voting: You have 10 points to allocate in each category across the four models. Distribute your points however you like—whether evenly or with strong preferences. Categories: Face / Beauty Body / Sex Appeal Fandom / Country Pride Feel free to divide your points in any way that reflects your personal judgment. Total points per category must equal 10. - TEMPLATE Cindy Marina: Face: Body: Fandom: Yasmin Deplidge: Face: Body: Fandom: Maryam Zolghadr: Face: Body: Fandom: Elly Steffen: Face: Body: Fandom:

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Shockingly, the mother-in-law convo went smoothly. She’s mellowed out, and she and my husband are off to dinner.....blessedly without me. I’ve successfully delegated the washing machine ordeal to my mother... Strategic Deflection points for me, which leaves me with the water heater and the plumbers. That, I can handle. To balance the karmic ledger, I swear to god I’m donating to the local animal shelter. Let the universe take note: I’m officially done interacting with anyone who isn’t family, a close friend, or someone I’m paid to tolerate (co-workers). The social wall is up. No more convo for randoms.

Edit - apparently instead of TOMORROW like I had scheduled.... My groceries are on their way now??!?!!? If my life was a theme song.... Prettyphile_s Video - Oct 16, 2025-VEED.mp4

When your water heater decides to die without warning, your washing machine joins the rebellion, and because fate is a dramatic bitch, your estranged mother announces a surprise cross-country visit from Montana, ETA: one hour till she gets to my house. We haven’t spoken in two decades, and for good reason. She’s not someone I tolerate, let alone welcome. And as if the universe wanted to make tomorrow a challenge of logistical torment, the grocery delivery, the plumbers, and the guy hauling in the new washing machine are all scheduled to arrive at almost the same fucking time. Yay to strangers, noise, and forced interaction. I don’t like dealing with people on a good day. Tomorrow will test my patience. Tonight is already a descent into a horror show. Thankfully, my husband will be here to handle his mother and the incoming chaos. I'm going to hide in my bedroom till she's gone. WHY IS ALL THIS BULLSHIT HAPPENING IN OCTOBER?!?!! at the same fucking time. On a bright note... The first actual fall like days are arriving very soon.

Sienna Schmidt : Face: 4 Body: 5 Fandom: 7 Julia Van Hest: Face: 3 Body: Fandom: 1 Milana Vino: Face: 2 Body: 1 Fandom: 1 Tao Wickrath: Face: 1 Body: 4 Fandom: 1

NOTE: Some of the women in this competition come from culturally diverse backgrounds or have personal reasons for opting out of swimsuit/lingerie/sexy photos. Yael is a prime example of this. In those cases, I’ve showcased their physiques as best I could using fitted clothing that still honors their comfort and boundaries. I understand this might make ranking more challenging.. Please vote honestly: if you see potential, vote for it. And if the absence of body-focused shots impacts your decision, that’s okay too. COUNTRIES United States - Netherlands - Israel - United States ******* United States - Sienna Schmidt Netherlands - Julia Van Hest Israel - Milana Vino United States - Tao Wickrath Voting: You have 10 points to allocate in each category across the four models. Distribute your points however you like—whether evenly or with strong preferences. Categories: Face / Beauty Body / Sex Appeal Fandom / Country Pride Feel free to divide your points in any way that reflects your personal judgment. Total points per category must equal 10. - TEMPLATE Sienna Schmidt : Face: Body: Fandom: Julia Van Hest: Face: Body: Fandom: Milana Vino: Face: Body: Fandom: Tao Wickrath: Face: Body: Fandom:

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Natalia Barulich: Face: 1 Body: 1.5 Fandom: 1 Ambra Battilana Gutierrez: Face: 2 Body: 1.5 Fandom: ` Capri Alana: Face: 6 Body: 6 Fandom: 8 Miranda Kerr: Face: 1 Body: 1 Fandom: