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    Twilight

    in Art & Literature

    Posted

    and the answer is not!!!! "hang around in Forks high school", congrats, your answer is correct.

    anyways, my gf says I'm getting too obsessed with twilight bashing and that I should chill. :surrender: It's more fun arguing with teenage girls anyway, some of them get so passionate that they refer to Edward like he was a real person, somewhat like kids believe in santa, except this one is more likely to visit them in their wet dreams. :rofl:

    a little extract: "being a vampire and still being in school???i think you didnt read the book that well!!this is the whole sacrifice that edward and his family have to make!!its a sacrifice, its not losing tym.n this is wat marks the difference between edward and all other people!!!!"

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    Twilight

    in Art & Literature

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    not the least bit, I was furious when I finally finished it. It was littered with bella's infuriating descriptions of edward, those really messed up the flow of the story, like watching a lame movie which constantly gets interrupted by commercial breaks, you wish it was over but it keeps going on and on and when it's finally over you're like...WTF? a best seller?... :banghead:

    first bit of second book was better though, no edward = no retard-ness...retardedness....redartness...or however it's written :rofl:

    but then my sister informs me that 'he'll be back'. lol, I've read till the third book, then I realised I had better things to do with my remaining 2 months of holidays (was thinking of going twilight i.e. go stalk teenage girls in high school in the hope of finding a yummy smelling one to drool all over me but then dinner was ready, so I had yummy food instead)

    still baffles how the series became a best seller.

    A very serious question: If you were really wealthy, possessed a Ferrari, and had all the time in the world what would you do?

    Twilight

    in Art & Literature

    Posted

    no no, I was talking about critics, you know, people review the book and write their comments at the back of the book cover. So I read at the back of the first one and it says that it's better than Harry Potter. So I thought, what the heck? :jimmy: :knives:

    So I read it and discover that it's just a looooong trail of drool :drool: by some 19 year old... (phew for Harry Potter!!! :laugh: )

    The scene at the meadow is simply hilarious; ohhh bella, you look so tasty to me! :rofl: (show me a nice juicy burger and I can dish out more cheesiness than that bloody book)

    Furthermore, bella is such a horny girl :brows: :woot: must've required a colossal effort from Edward not to bang her on the second night itself(or maybe he's not really into women) :rofl:

    *Rowling is simply the best* (very drool free)

    Twilight

    in Art & Literature

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    most retarded series ever :yuckky: :x couldn't bother finishing it...some critics have dared to compare it to harry potter :banghead: :persuazn:

    several points must be raised to this matter:

    why would century old vampires hang around high school?(I don't see any reason, unless they have an unnatural taste for teenage girls) :sex:

    why would they trust the ideas of a 19 year old girl when being pursued by James?(living for centuries make you retarded?) :doofywave:

    vampires who glitter in daylight?(gayest thing ever) :rofl:

    Is it possible for a girl to drool over a guy so much and for so long to the point of seeming like the lamest retard ever? (sure, since he's got such a perfectly carved marble body and perhaps a solid granite what not) :rofl:

    just to say, I was really infuriated after reading such a lame book.

    lol...

    Countries with the most beautiful women

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    i've just placed morocco on my world map btw :laugh:

    I just placed Mauritius on my map and wow it looks like a dream :o amazing place. I heard somewhere its a great multi-ethnic place with many hindu, catholic, buddist, islamic people and people of other religions too

    u're absolutely right, aw well...its kind of nice when viewed from outside, but when you're in it, it isn't so dreamlike....it's just a normal little island with its own little problems, of course, the multicultural aspect creates conflicts sometimes, but so far its hasnt gone to the dogs....but its nice nevertheless... i'll be sad to leave it :cry2:

    i'll try to post some MORE fotos on the photographers(within) thread...

    Countries with the most beautiful women

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    wow! :woot: this thread is totally awesome!!! :drool:

    i'd like to say that it isn't fair to rank countries. each one has its share of beautiful women. It's just that we cant see all of them because cultures and lifestyles are different all over the world. For example, in my country i know there are a lot of gorgeous girls but most of them stay at home and therefore you dont see them, you must also know where to look for them(which i dont really know, i caught glimpses by chance), furthermore some religions require women to cover up...etc etc

    i went to cape town once...however, there's no need to look for them, you only need to open your eyes and they'll go off in different directions!!! :woot:

    we can finally conclude that we should unite and do as much research as possible in our respective countries(take a lot of fotos) and post these on the thread so that a more accurate comparison can be made...it can also be an occasion to go :wub: and :woot: over these beauties....

    i've just placed morocco on my world map btw :laugh:

    Emma Watson

    in Actresses

    Posted

    well ok, they dont suck that much....but the books are way better. i know they cant include evey little detail in the movies....

    i guess i was a bit angry because they had to modify the story a little bit.... :knives:

    Emma Watson

    in Actresses

    Posted

    hmmm...i've noticed that her toothy smile seems a bit fake(observed on the first page of the thread)

    ....however...that new little smile of hers is totally LETHAL! :wub: :wub: :wub:

    furthermore, in the 4th HP movie each time she appears on the screen, she ends up crying :cry: ...lol! does the director doubt her acting skills :actor: or is it just that she's better at crying :cry2: ??! :laugh:

    HP movies suck by the way :yuckky: , i only watch them because of emma :wub:

    Kate Beckinsale

    in Actresses

    Posted

    :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :mignonne: :wub2: :blush:

    i think these convey perfectly my reactions and feelings when i see KB....Kate Beckinsale RULZZZZ :wub: :wub: :wub:

    so i think i'm gonna :weightlift: , :knives: , :bellazon: , :lullaby: , :jimmy: , :war: to win her over then i'll be :dance: :hell yea!: :neo2: gnahaha! i'm soooo :evil:

    Kate Beckinsale

    in Actresses

    Posted

    :wub: i still love kate beckinsale!!! :wub: ...awww,well,we all do... :cry: she must me one of the most beautiful woman i have ever seen in my life!!! :cry: i just hope she's not the last :evil: who will marry me then?? :ninja: :whistle:

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