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    All I can say is this:

    WHERE THE 'WILLIAM TELL' ARE THE FEMALE PRODUCERS/EXECUTIVES OF MOVIE STUDIOS?

    GOTTA BE THERE DOIN SOMETHINK GIRLS

    WHERE ARE THE FEMALE WRITERS?

    (WHEN THEY AREN'T ON STRIKE)

    HEY IT'S THE 21ST C. youve had the vote and womens lib, now bloody DO SOMETHING WITH IT OK?

    PRODUCE THAT NON-LAMEASS BLOCKBUSTER WHY DON'T YA?

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    The tittle should sum this all up. Let's face it, y'all. Writers hate us women. In a movie, 90% of the time, the one who causes troubles, ruins a master plan, or get abducted... is usually a bitch. (or tends to be a dumb shit who is a woman). What the hell ?!! Why do these writers always make us look so lame ?!! I can show them how smart, polite, bitchy, or awesome i am and they all will have to kiss my ass, those shit-producers... <_<

    Just watched Spider-man 3 again and I'm gonna write a leter to the Marvel Comics, request them to strangle Kirsten Dunst to death as a make up for the lame character Mary Jane, a.k.a "A.S.B" (annoying stupid bitch). Because of her, spiderman turned gay, Harry got an ugly face and i had a diarrhea. Can't she watch herself for once and not getting abducted all the time ?!! And there she's jealous, complaining Peter isn't always there for her... Isn't always there for you!! What do you want ?! Mouth-feeding ?! Stupid ho, stupid writer... <_< .

    And if any of you has seen this one movie of Arnold Schwarzenegger (where Arnold had to protect this crying-baby girl from a sissy satan that wanna have sex with her before the year of 2000 or he'd die or his penis'd fell off or something... ), you'd have to agree with me that the girl sucked so much ass. They kept running, running and the poor satan had to follow them everywhere they go. If i were the girl, i'd dress Arnold up just like me and lure the Satan to have sex with him instead.

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    Or, i'll undress myself, come infront of the Satan, make funny faces to piss him off, when he comes close, i shoot my own vagina and laugh my ass off. Done. I'm dead (which in this case is the girl, i never die), satan's dead. Movie ends. No hard feelings.

    And thousands of movies featuring stupid whores like James Bond, superman, batman, those horror movies.... but horror movies don't count since both sexes are made to be stupid anyway. (Seriously, what's the point of watching the zombies comming close when you can run ?!!).

    Girls, it's time to speak up, i can't hang on to this anymore. Why wouldn't those shitty writers let the man that is abducted and there we come to rescue for a change ?!! WHY?!!!! Oh wait, i just realize that i ain't rescuing anybody... Is it just me ?