The Joker

and....... kinda srtoh. Kinda what ? I feel bad to go straight to it !!! Its :persuazn:

Yes, but only the above one, the below lip is with Chanel.

Hey guys and girly, i have a great tour in the Male Models threads today. It was awesome.

Not bad. Isnt it ?!

*faints* $_$ oops, +_+ ................ Is he straight ?!!

More pics please, nudity is prefered !!!

WHY DO ALL OF THEM HAVE TO BE BI

and....... kinda srtoh.

:rofl: Thanks to Aga. This has now been my fave thread . You have more ?!! :evil: Oh.... and err.... really nice !!!! Ive only seen a couples but...thats deffinitely top 5. Familiar ?!

What rule ?!! Its art. DO IT !!! :evil: Van is that naughty ?!!

I have an idea for you Nouve. I think it might be cool of you add the singers too. Triangle battle. Tripple the fun.

Nadal did ?!! OMG, HAHHAHA SO THAT JERKY FEDERER-ER CAN STOP THAT STUPID SMILE NOW !!!

^ Dirty seems fine to me :evil: K, ok... Warning : highly disturbing A couple of elephants and a couple of mice lived happily with each other in a cave. Oneday, the daddy elephant was chatting with the daddy mouse : "What do you think if we swap our wives for a night ?!! ". The daddy mouse agreed so they did what the daddy elephant suggested that night. The next morning, they found the mommy mouse was splashingly dead and the daddy mouse was gone. WHERE DID HE GO ?!!! Self-explanatory

raquel. shes so charming

Izabel. And we can save Isabeli for Santa Claus next Christmas.

Tell us what to do....

Tori - for Izzie.

MB

Shes aint Heidi type and maybe she thinks its uncool doing that . Gisele is not just a supermodel, shes a star, a super one, even VS got turned down theres no reason to do BNTM if they dont pay her good enough. So...... k'boom !!!

Thats why I run Awww...why ?? I'll never shooo her out of my top 100,000 fave models Anyway Nouve, i brought some couples for you Raquel Zimmerman Vs Sarah Michelle Gellar Alessandra Ambrosio Vs Pen Cruz Gisele Bundchen Vs Liz Hurley .....

She still has to lose even its Free Willy vs Adriana Lima ?!! :evil: *runs*

STOP TEASING MY BEAUTY !!! :persuazn:

How many have you married, up to now ,hah ?!

^ OK ok... ......In the convent a young nun went to see the mother superior. "Mother, I want to quit the veil." "But why, my child?" "To become a prostitute." "What? What are you saying?" "I said I want to become a prostitute, mother." "Oh, you had me worried. I thought you said protestant!" ---------- Two blondes riding bicycles down a cobbled street, and one turns to the other and says "Do you know, Ive never come this way before." ...At last the hill was too steep and the poor blondes had to get off their bicycles and walk. As they passed a dark passageway two yobbos jumped out, dragged them into the passage and started to rape them. "Lord forgive them for they know not what they do", said one "Sshhhhhh", said the other, "this one does." ------------------- A guy arrives at the pearly gates, waiting to be admitted. St. Peter is reading through the Big Book to see if the guy's name is written in it. After several minutes, St. Peter closes the book, furrows his brow, and says, "I'm sorry, I don't see your name written in the Book." "How current is your copy?" he asks. "I get a download every ten minutes," St. Peter replies, "why do you ask?" "I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I was always the stubborn type. It was not until my death was imminent that I cried out to God, so my name probably hasn't arrived to your copy yet." "I'm glad to hear that," Pete says, "but while we're waiting for the update to come through, can you tell me about a really good deed that you did in your life?" The guys thinks for a moment and says, "Humm, well there was this one time when I was driving down a road and I saw a group of biker gang members harassing this poor girl. I slowed down, and sure enough, there they were,about 20 of them harassing this poor woman. Infuriated, I got out my car, grabbed a tire iron out of my trunk, and walked up to the leader of the gang. He was a huge guy; 6-foot-4, 350 pounds, with a studded leather jacket and a chain running from his nose to his ears. As I walked up to the leader, the bikers formed a circle around me and told me to get lost or I'd be next." "So I ripped the leader's chain out of his face and smashed him over the head with the tire iron. Then I turned around and yelled to the rest of them, "Leave this poor innocent girl alone! You're all a bunch of SICK, deranged animals! Go home before I really teach you a lesson in PAIN!" St. Peter, duly impressed, says "Wow! When did this happen?" ... ...."About three minutes ago." --------------- A man is at the bar,really,really drunk.When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he tumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well the nun was really suprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the head, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move very much so then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said..... "Not so tough tonight, are you, batman ?!! ". ------------ Parental Advisory !!! OMGOSH After hearing a couple's complaints that their intimate life wasn't what it used to be, the sex counselor suggested they vary their position. "For example," he suggested, "you might try the wheelbarrow. Lift her legs from behind and off you go." The eager husband was all for trying this new idea as soon as they got home. "Well, okay," the hesitant wife agreed, "but on two conditions. First if it hurts, you will stop right away, and second..." she continued, "you have to promise we won't go past my mother's.house"