The Joker

Saw Hellboy and The Mummy yesterday.

Hellboy : Was pretty good but seems like a mix up of Final Fantasy, Dragon Balls, Vampire Knight and some other anime stuffs... C+

I would give it a better rate if they made Hellboy speak with Japanese accent though

The Mummy : OH EM GEE !!! F-

see you guys.

i find some of these really cute..

they are from mexico and like i said with the right creative people behind it...

it could really work...of course as always..IMO

am i wrong about this?

(A dude?!! )

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....

Idiot

i take it every body love that crap

And i'll take it you prefer some shit like Gigli of J.Lo or Crossroads of Britney Spears. Way to go, girly.

I don't like Hancock but it's def better than The Happening.

A transvestic Gisele, maybe? Otherwise i'll just take Jet Li.

New cat, anyone?!

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Who's that?

Selita Ebot?

Naah, that's just a regular Selita without make-up.

Oh Em Gee. Runway soundtrack leak. This song will be played in the opening.

Anja Rubik, Agyness Deyn, Sarah Harding...

And i searched all that on google, lexilooasisjbfakhjbf879.

F

Rumor has it Seal's going to perform ...

i haaaaaaate the new format of this form ...i cant even scroll through anything...i cant get to the last page arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg!!!

^ Ey, dick yo! *waves*

By the way, you guys are super early. I mean... 6 months ?!! Urgh...

OH MY GOD, i heard Adriana is NOT gonna be there.

You know what, he even moans, that son of a turtle bitch!!

Turtle rape ?! Oh man, you've gotta be kidding me...

I like Japan & Venez. And this should cover the rest.

Santa Claus : Merry Chirstmas, girls! Ho ho ho!!!

Miss USA: I'm not a ho, I'm a whore.

Oh I remember now! My teacher from economics told us, that in one class he wanted students to write on their short test something about the spot of market economy (don't know if I translated it well), and one of his student just wrote a dot and wrote "G" above this spot (because "economy" in Polish is "gospodarka", that's why he wrote "G"). And this teacher's comment? He marked this "G" spot and wrote near it "congratulations for finding it" :|

hope I translated it quite understandably.....

Chipmunk whore! How ya been?!!

Translating:

3. Find the X.

(it's here!)

Being an English tutor has its own advantage and could be amusing sometimes...

Assignment:Create a story of your own in 2 or 3 paragraphs...

From an ESL (English as Second Language) student:

- Once up on a time, there was a handsome prince who was looking for his true love. One day, he met this beautiful girl in a forest.

The prince asked :"Hi, how are you?"

- "I'm fine, thank you. And you ?"

- "I'm fine. Do you speak Chinese?"

- "Shi"

- "Ni hen baoleng"

- "xie-xie"

- "Ni juhdgajdgiuwgedajsdgahgedw "

And it continued in Chinese...

Holy shit! It's her 23,000th pip already ?!!

Big - fucking - deal!!!

CONGRATZ!!!

Saw The Happening yesterday and I desperately need 2 hours of my life back. Can't believe The Sixth Sense's director could have made such a shitty movie. No story, no good acting, no setting, no logic, not even a sex scene (and there goes my thought seeing Mark's butt, WHORE!). The only good part was when 2 misbehaved teenage idiots getting shot, but horror movies aren't supposed to make viewers feel better so i hate it anyway. Don't watch it!

Those arabi folks really made me choke.