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The Joker

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  1. Here we go, the one and only worth-watching movie of 2009 (or the 21st century). IT'S.... *drums roll*


    - Anna doesn't look too smart but quite fits there.

    - Alec Baldwin as Campbell Alexander? -_-

    - Julia was not even mentioned. Hell!

  2. NOOOOOOOOOOO :chicken: how can't you find it? :cry: it's amazing :p

    It's out of stoQ even the 2nd hand version! :/

    Try Barnes and Noble. They gave me $ to take some away.

  3. and what the hell was with those ugly sunglasses?

    The Cullens bought it for him last Christmas sale. Didn't I tell you it's a low budget movie? :persuazn:

  4. Monkey Bars.

    The monkey bars, also known as the jungle gym or climbing frame, is a piece of playground equipment made of many pieces of thin material, such as metal pipe or, in more current playgrounds, rope, on which children can climb, hang, or sit. The monkey bar designation was for the resemblance that playing children had to the rambunctious, climbing play of monkeys, though the term nowadays often refers specifically to a single row of overhead bars designed to be swung across.

  5. I'd just assume you guys are fooling yourself. I took some friends with me to Twilight today and apparently, i was the only one to understand the movie (for i'm the only one to read the book). The actions were so poorly computerized and the theatre was packed with 5 year old kids (or 15, couldn't see the difference).

    If i were to be Stephanie Meyer, i would sue the hairstylist of this movie. God dammit, Jacob Black looks just like Alessandra Ambrosio in her giving birth stage. I bet he couldn't move too fast without worrying about the wig falling off.

    Kristen's acting was hilarious. Look up and down - babbling in alien language - stop to look up and down again - back to babbling. Awww.... that's cute Kristen, but.... F

    Jasper looks like he has a mental disability and Carlisle looks alot whiter than necessary. It was like... yeah we get it, vampires are supposed to be pale but you don't have to put 5 tons of baby powder on his face, dumbass.

    This movie scored a D to me.

  6. Cut it off, kids. Stop asking for fancy actors, how are they gonna afford a Johnny Depp, huh ?! The movie was actually on a low budget so Edward's car is replaced by a shiny scooter and Rosalie will be driving a red shopping cart (HAHA, convertible, get it?!). Yeah... it's that bad. :/

  7. I'll say it. Scene kids piss me off. No no, Emo kids. There's this emo girl near me who always complains of how her life is terrible and how she cuts etc. Really, emo kids STFU no one gives a damn about your issues, we all have our own issues but you don't see us saying it out loud in random moments of time. Don't get me started on scene kids. They're just an excuse to not be made fun of. But they're worse. WTF? Jeffrey WHO is your idol? Oh okay , a trashy looking tranny( c'mon there's prettier transsexuals out there, idolize the ones that actually DO SOMETHING with their lives. .. is your idol.. hmm niiiice..I rather be best friends with Paris Hilton than Idolize trash like that. And the whole 'white trash' look these crack heads that call themselves 'scene queens' are just sad excuses for attention wh****. Again, I rather pay attention to Paris Hilton. ( and i don't like Paris a lot ) . That's what's pissing me off, and has been lately. My personal opinion. Now.. stare at this dancing cow it will amuse you till no end. : post-11703-0-1446071365-66922_thumb.gif

    Beware when you are referring to those emo kids (aka attention whores), they might get angry and dangerously engrave "Must Kill x2121" on their forehead. .

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