The Joker

Hey thanks. You're very familiar, bet we've talked before. So that won't work cause i haven't been here a while. Hmm.. Okay thanks again. Let's see if anyone remembers that smiley.

I havent been on here for a while and the format got changed somehow. Is there a way to search for all the posts you've made? I tried, in my profile page, but it only shows a few. Or better yet, if you can help directly instead, i'm looking for a smiley/emoticon (not from bellazon) that kinda paper-fanning himself. Anyone knows? Ugh i wish i have it now my manager would be so happy....darn!!!

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come across a lake. The water was enticing and Snow White decides to take a bath. So she tells the Dwarfs to turn around while she is taking a bath in the lake. The Dwarfs protest vehemently because they want to take a bath too. Snow White relents and says "When I get into the water and you hear the splash, you can turn around." Snow White undresses and as she is about to jump into the water, at that very moment, she is startled by a frog who jumps into the water before she can. The moment the Dwarfs hear the SPLASH, they turn around and see Snow White standing NAKED. And that, my children, was how 7-Up invented.

No matter where they are from, eventually they will all live in America.

Oh mind.... would be even better if players are all naked. Ok i'm not gonna try and think about it. GAH!!!!

That school sure have lots of porn-star-to-be students.

Hell yah, burn, baby, burn!!! Wait, who are you again?

Yea... my niece, who is 8 and has no knowledge about computer technology whatsoever, loves Justin Bieber so much she learnt how to search for his videos on youtube before learning how to iron my clothes. I can't believe it! He's exactly the type we made fun of in highschool. Pshh...

^ HA! Sounds boring like you have been through. But can you keep me? Tee hee... I'm on and off at will, sweet heart. My corporate paid everyone in our Finance Department to take this "fabulous" CTP class so I need something to kill time when im in that class (fb only does half). It turns out I'm here more often than i thought. Hee Hee!

^ Oh yeaa...yeaa... minus the whiskers and that was me. All swollen. I'm currently under invisalign treatment (had braces before but i skipped wearing reatainers and the wisdoms erupted so they moved my teeth once again). It irritated the area. I had infection, almost gotten a root canal. So, i had all 4 of them removed at the same time. Terrifying. Huurrrr....

Damn you, bitches!!!! What's the purpose of this thread huh?! STAY ON THE TOPIC!!!!! :persuazn: So, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted last month. Oh my God, I couldn't eat for 3 weeks.

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^ So I was curious who is this Tara girl to recieve such attention. As I saw the first result from google image, the next thing i knew, i was hitting the "log out" button so hard my left click went numb. I hope this is not the same "Tara Fabulous Lynn" we're talking about, or is it? Uploaded with ImageShack.us

La la la la...

TeeHee...

Socks, honey.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA... HAHAHHA.... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Screw Paul the psychic octopus, MY OCTOPUS RULES!!!

Hey hey, I've just recently found my hidden talent. This should put that bitch, Mona Lisa, to shame. <:-} Anyway, BUMP!

Miss me?! Then why don't my-pretty-self share with you some of my holiday spirit eh?! This was me this morning when I recieved my paper lover (the beautiful thing in front of me). And this is nothing. Hehe, happy holiday.

Because of the economic crisis, the VSFS this year will be held on 8th Avenue in downtown New York. Admission free. Starts at 7pm right after the swine flu shooting. Bring your own chair.

Yah. I add another 2. Now, I HAVE 4!!! Duuuudes. I totally forgot about the show. When is it aired?! I did a little search and found out their major angels are gone. See, Gisele and Tyra were long gone. Victoria's Secret forbid walking cane on runway so grandma Heidi Klum is probably not gonna be there. The evil bitch, no, Adriana the goddess is having a baby. And due to a budget cut in this economy, Selita and Karolina are sent backstage to help with the light and sound crew. That literally makes me wanna cry.

All hail the thanksgiving break. School and work have been crazy for me. Graduating in Spring. Can't wait. Soon, i'll have a boooy friend, oh ho ho ho. HEHEHE... of course not. Boys should be looking for me, duh! How are you guys, mbibrine, yours forever, pink ... ? Are those guys still posting here ? but who cares, this is about me. ho ho ho...sorry guys. i've turned into a very, no, a more self-centered person. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Can't change the way i am! I normally dont post picture but am just free from braces, plus those ho(s) in the picture thread irritates moi. Gotta put them to shame. teeheee... Happy thanksgiving and if i don't remember this thread, merry christmas!!! New face - the braces, new make-up, new hair - Victoria inspired, new boobs (thanks mom)

Sorta. If you read the book. It might disappoint some because [spoiler alert]

Here we go, the one and only worth-watching movie of 2009 (or the 21st century). IT'S.... *drums roll* MY SISTER's KEEPER!!!! - Anna doesn't look too smart but quite fits there. - Alec Baldwin as Campbell Alexander? -_- - Julia was not even mentioned. Hell!