PrettyDeadThings

NOTE:

Some of the women in this competition come from culturally diverse backgrounds or have personal reasons for opting out of swimsuit/lingerie/sexy photos. Yael is a prime example of this. In those cases, I’ve showcased their physiques as best I could using fitted clothing that still honors their comfort and boundaries. I understand this might make ranking more challenging..

Please vote honestly: if you see potential, vote for it. And if the absence of body-focused shots impacts your decision, that’s okay too.

COUNTRIES

Israel - United States - Italy - Brazil

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Israel - Noam Bohadana

United States - Savannah Reller

Italy - Giorgia Malvicini

Brazil - Isabeli Fontana

Voting:

You have 10 points to allocate in each category across the four models.
Distribute your points however you like—whether evenly or with strong preferences.

Categories:

• Face / Beauty

• Body / Sex Appeal

• Fandom / Country Pride

• Feel free to divide your points in any way that reflects your personal judgment. Total points per category must equal 10.

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Noam Bohadana:

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Savannah Reller:

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Giorgia Malvicini:

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Isabeli Fontana:

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35 minutes ago, Matt! said:

I'm so happy for you! KARMA WORKS!

No way, that's so cool! Technically, that does make you part of the extended royal lineage. Does your family have an actual flag with the coat of arms on it? There’s some text under the coat of arms, but it’s too blurry to read?

Aww, a puppy too! 😭 I hope the meet-up goes well and she gets her forever home with you. (s*** can get out of hand real quick with bigger pups, even when they’re properly trained)

Our family does in fact have an official flag bearing the coat of arms, personally gifted to my grandfather by the Queen herself. I believe my Grandfather is one of her cousins from I believe her mom's side of the family. I honestly don't know, I haven't put much thought into how they're related. I just know that the coat of arms is extremely important to my family and because I thought I lost it I've felt extremely bad for years. This is my ancestry from the last 5 generations.

As for the dog, I’m hopeful she’ll mesh well with our other animals. If she does, she’ll be enrolled in professional training immediately. Mastiffs are typically calm and gentle, but they’re notorious for resource guarding and can become so protective that guests aren’t welcome until the dog decides they’re acceptable. At nine months old, I have no idea what kind of socialization she’s had... if any, and given her size, that carries risk. When we brought home our Bullmastiff and Corso, they were just two months old. We started immediately: vet visits, grooming appointments, and near-daily introductions to everyone in our lives. Petco, local shops, parks, downtown walks, constant exposure. By five months, they were ready for formal training. This new girl, though, she’s super skinny for her size, but, muscular, and already showing signs of resource guarding from the people at the shelter. That’s manageable with our dogs, who’ll give her space. It’s the cats I’m concerned about. Many people won’t take on a dog this size due to the financial strain and potential liability. But with my husband only home four or five days a month, I feel deeply secure in my home with my current dogs. That kind of peace is a blessing. Yes, we have weapons in the house, but I’d rather the dogs serve as deterrents first is shit goes sideways.

Lauren Layne:

• Face: 6

• Body: 3

• Fandom: 8

Jasmine Tookes:

• Face: 2

• Body: 1

• Fandom: 1

Katrina Rusakova:

• Face: 2

• Body: 2

• Fandom: 1

Dehandre Van Tonder:

• Face:

• Body: 4

• Fandom

NOTE:

Some of the women in this competition come from culturally diverse backgrounds or have personal reasons for opting out of swimsuit/lingerie/sexy photos. Yael is a prime example of this. In those cases, I’ve showcased their physiques as best I could using fitted clothing that still honors their comfort and boundaries. I understand this might make ranking more challenging..

Please vote honestly: if you see potential, vote for it. And if the absence of body-focused shots impacts your decision, that’s okay too.

COUNTRIES

United States - United States - Russia - South Africa

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United States - Lauren Layne

United States - Jasmine Tookes

Russia - Katrina Rusakova

South Africa - Dehandre Van Tonder

Voting:

You have 10 points to allocate in each category across the four models.
Distribute your points however you like—whether evenly or with strong preferences.

Categories:

• Face / Beauty

• Body / Sex Appeal

• Fandom / Country Pride

• Feel free to divide your points in any way that reflects your personal judgment. Total points per category must equal 10.

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Lauren Layne:

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Jasmine Tookes:

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Katrina Rusakova:

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Dehandre Van Tonder:

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@Matt! I donated $250 to my local animal rescue, and the universe threw me a full sevenfold hug. As the plumber wrapped up installing my new water heater, he caught something we thought was already handled: a hidden leak. Not in the washing machine like we thought (which is why we bought a new machine), but in the wall of my laundry room. He spotted it instantly.

I already had a $1,575 bill because of labor, heater, new pipes and shutoff valve. So when he said “leak,” my soul let my fucking body lol, I thought this was going to be another 500+ dollars fix, but no, he fixed it in five minutes and only charged me $25. That’s it. Total damage: $1,600. Could’ve been $2,000 easy, especially since he had to cut into the wall. But karma was on my side!!!

My mother-in-law? Glorious. Our visit? Genuinely lovely, which shocked the hell out of me. AND! about 22 years ago I thought I had lost my families' coat of arms. It was given to my Grandfather by Queen Wilhelmina of the Netherlands (little know fact but my dad's dad is related to the Queen).

This was for my Grandparents attending some event for Wilhelmina's daughter. I've removed my family name for privacy.

So my Mother in Law FOUND our coat of arms at my Father in Law's house in Seattle. She’s having it restored and sent to me.

And today marks the final day of summer like temps of 83°F (28°C). Tomorrow is ALL AUTUMN!!! with highs in the 68s (20°C), lows of 40s (14°C).

One more twist in the karmic happiness: the animal shelter I donated to has a puppy I might be adopting. We’re planning a meet-up in the park so she can be properly introduced to my current dogs, a Bullmastiff and a Cane Corso.

This is the possible new girl.. A Bullmastiff–English Mastiff mix. Nine months old, already 92.7 pounds, and projected to surpass 215+ If all goes well, she’ll be joining the home soon.

It's just one of those days.

Shelby Green:

• Face: 3

• Body: 5

• Fandom: 5

Serena Morizior:

• Face: 7

• Body: 5

• Fandom: 5

NOTE:

Some of the women in this competition come from culturally diverse backgrounds or have personal reasons for opting out of swimsuit/lingerie/sexy photos. Yael is a prime example of this. In those cases, I’ve showcased their physiques as best I could using fitted clothing that still honors their comfort and boundaries. I understand this might make ranking more challenging..

Please vote honestly: if you see potential, vote for it. And if the absence of body-focused shots impacts your decision, that’s okay too.

COUNTRIES

United States - Australia - United States - Denmark

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United States - Kaia Gerber

Australia - Shelby Green

United States - Serena Morizio

Denmark - Mathilde Goehler

Voting:

You have 10 points to allocate in each category across the four models.
Distribute your points however you like—whether evenly or with strong preferences.

Categories:

• Face / Beauty

• Body / Sex Appeal

• Fandom / Country Pride

• Feel free to divide your points in any way that reflects your personal judgment. Total points per category must equal 10.

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Kaia Gerber:

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Shelby Green:

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Serena Morizior:

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Mathilde Goehler:

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Washing Machine in... 5 minutes and I won't have to deal with him.

Plumber on his way to buy the new hot water heater to install it, just a few more hours and I won't be dealing with this shit.

Cindy Marina:

• Face: 5

• Body: 4

• Fandom: 5

Yasmin Deplidge:

• Face:

• Body: 4

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Maryam Zolghadr:

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Elly Steffen:

• Face: 5

• Body: 2

• Fandom: 5

NOTE:

Some of the women in this competition come from culturally diverse backgrounds or have personal reasons for opting out of swimsuit/lingerie/sexy photos. Yael is a prime example of this. In those cases, I’ve showcased their physiques as best I could using fitted clothing that still honors their comfort and boundaries. I understand this might make ranking more challenging..

Please vote honestly: if you see potential, vote for it. And if the absence of body-focused shots impacts your decision, that’s okay too.

COUNTRIES

Albania - England - Iran - United States

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Albania - Cindy Marina

England - Yasmin Deplidge

Iran - Maryam Zolghadr

United States - Elly Steffen

Voting:

You have 10 points to allocate in each category across the four models.
Distribute your points however you like—whether evenly or with strong preferences.

Categories:

• Face / Beauty

• Body / Sex Appeal

• Fandom / Country Pride

• Feel free to divide your points in any way that reflects your personal judgment. Total points per category must equal 10.

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Cindy Marina:

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Yasmin Deplidge:

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Maryam Zolghadr:

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Elly Steffen:

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2 minutes ago, Matt! said:

☠️☠️☠️

Thoughts and prayers for tomorrow. Sounds like you’ve run out of karma - time to go rescue a few stray cats. That’s what I do to boost my karma score, adopting grants you double points.

Shockingly, the mother-in-law convo went smoothly. She’s mellowed out, and she and my husband are off to dinner.....blessedly without me. I’ve successfully delegated the washing machine ordeal to my mother... Strategic Deflection points for me, which leaves me with the water heater and the plumbers. That, I can handle.

To balance the karmic ledger, I swear to god I’m donating to the local animal shelter. Let the universe take note: I’m officially done interacting with anyone who isn’t family, a close friend, or someone I’m paid to tolerate (co-workers). The social wall is up. No more convo for randoms.

Edit - apparently instead of TOMORROW like I had scheduled.... My groceries are on their way now??!?!!?

If my life was a theme song....

When your water heater decides to die without warning, your washing machine joins the rebellion, and because fate is a dramatic bitch, your estranged mother announces a surprise cross-country visit from Montana, ETA: one hour till she gets to my house. We haven’t spoken in two decades, and for good reason. She’s not someone I tolerate, let alone welcome.

And as if the universe wanted to make tomorrow a challenge of logistical torment, the grocery delivery, the plumbers, and the guy hauling in the new washing machine are all scheduled to arrive at almost the same fucking time. Yay to strangers, noise, and forced interaction.

I don’t like dealing with people on a good day. Tomorrow will test my patience. Tonight is already a descent into a horror show. Thankfully, my husband will be here to handle his mother and the incoming chaos. I'm going to hide in my bedroom till she's gone.

WHY IS ALL THIS BULLSHIT HAPPENING IN OCTOBER?!?!! at the same fucking time.

On a bright note... The first actual fall like days are arriving very soon.

Sienna Schmidt :

• Face: 4

• Body: 5

• Fandom: 7

Julia Van Hest:

• Face: 3

• Body:

• Fandom: 1

Milana Vino:

• Face: 2

• Body: 1

• Fandom: 1

Tao Wickrath:

• Face: 1

• Body: 4

• Fandom: 1

NOTE:

Some of the women in this competition come from culturally diverse backgrounds or have personal reasons for opting out of swimsuit/lingerie/sexy photos. Yael is a prime example of this. In those cases, I’ve showcased their physiques as best I could using fitted clothing that still honors their comfort and boundaries. I understand this might make ranking more challenging..

Please vote honestly: if you see potential, vote for it. And if the absence of body-focused shots impacts your decision, that’s okay too.

COUNTRIES

United States - Netherlands - Israel - United States

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United States - Sienna Schmidt

Netherlands - Julia Van Hest

Israel - Milana Vino

United States - Tao Wickrath

Voting:

You have 10 points to allocate in each category across the four models.
Distribute your points however you like—whether evenly or with strong preferences.

Categories:

• Face / Beauty

• Body / Sex Appeal

• Fandom / Country Pride

• Feel free to divide your points in any way that reflects your personal judgment. Total points per category must equal 10.

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Sienna Schmidt :

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Julia Van Hest:

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Milana Vino:

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Tao Wickrath:

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Voting is over, new round soon.

Natalia Barulich:

• Face: 1

• Body: 1.5

• Fandom: 1

Ambra Battilana Gutierrez:

• Face: 2

• Body: 1.5

• Fandom: `

Capri Alana:

• Face: 6

• Body: 6

• Fandom: 8

Miranda Kerr:

• Face: 1

• Body: 1

• Fandom:

NOTE:

Some of the women in this competition come from culturally diverse backgrounds or have personal reasons for opting out of swimsuit/lingerie/sexy photos. Yael is a prime example of this. In those cases, I’ve showcased their physiques as best I could using fitted clothing that still honors their comfort and boundaries. I understand this might make ranking more challenging..

Please vote honestly: if you see potential, vote for it. And if the absence of body-focused shots impacts your decision, that’s okay too.

COUNTRIES

Cuba - Italy - United States - Australia

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Cuba - Natalia Barulich

Italy - Ambra Battilana Gutierrez

United States - Capri Alana

Australia - Miranda Kerr

Voting:

You have 10 points to allocate in each category across the four models.
Distribute your points however you like—whether evenly or with strong preferences.

Categories:

• Face / Beauty

• Body / Sex Appeal

• Fandom / Country Pride

• Feel free to divide your points in any way that reflects your personal judgment. Total points per category must equal 10.

- TEMPLATE

Natalia Barulich:

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Ambra Battilana Gutierrez:

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Capri Alana:

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Miranda Kerr:

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17 hours ago, Matt! said:

Tree has the same bad b*tch energy as you do.

I take that as the greatest compliment ever lol thank you. I adore Tree.

Mishel Gerzig:

• Face: 3

• Body: 1

• Fandom:

Celine Bethmann:

• Face: 6

• Body: 4

• Fandom: 5

Larissa Galvao:

• Face: 1

• Body: 4

• Fandom:

Hailey Clauson:

• Face:

• Body: 1

• Fandom: 5