hot sauce Posted February 14, 2007 Share Posted February 14, 2007 weaksauce. funny thread tho'Hey baby if you were a burger you'd be the mcgorgeousyeah but most of the lines really don't work in reality.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuhreese Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 did that happen to you recently? :brows: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuhreese Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 geez yes :| oh believe me more than just once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel717 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 this is the lamest one i have ever heard You: hey, what's you height? Me: (says what is the height) You: really? Me: yea,why? You: i was just wondering how did you fit inside my heart I mean HELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel717 Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 hm i go with the easy ones:"hey angel, how's heaven?"yea, I got this one :yuckky: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 how apt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 geez yes :| oh believe me more than just once bahahahahahaha were they from the same group or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ack Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 My cousin uses one that always works for him. He goes up to a girl and says: "If an ugly brown 24 year old single guy came up to you and asked for your number, would you give it to him?" He's goodlooking but 98% always says yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 how does that work? :lost: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ack Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Very well..if I look at his succesrate I've tried it before though...and it has never worked for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rouge red Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future. this is the lamest one i have ever heardYou: hey, what's you height? Me: (says what is the height) You: really? Me: yea,why? You: i was just wondering how did you fit inside my heart I mean HELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? Am I stupid b/c I think those are cute? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rouge red Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 Very well..if I look at his succesrate I've tried it before though...and it has never worked for me. well, I wonder why :trout: but i cannot klnow since i never saw you :trout: that's not fair :trout: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ack Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 I've posted my picture in the picturethread before though. Guess I'm not memorable enough for you to remember me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rouge red Posted June 8, 2007 Share Posted June 8, 2007 I did? Damn. I feel really really stupid But maybe I didn't see it? Or did I comment it I'm sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ack Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 I don't remember But they're still up at page 410+ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rouge red Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 *goes searching* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ack Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 Found it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel717 Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 this is the lamest one i have ever heardYou: hey, what's you height? Me: (says what is the height) You: really? Me: yea,why? You: i was just wondering how did you fit inside my heart I mean HELL, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? Am I stupid b/c I think those are cute? I actually laughed the first time I heard it, but haha it's still lame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuhreese Posted June 9, 2007 Share Posted June 9, 2007 "I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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