The BZ dictionary of hilarious definitions

[Stormbringer]

SuperG.Girlysm: Set of serious issues including an eating disorder such as preferring beef overcooked and others like a tendency to overdose on coffee. SuperG.Girls (i.e. people suffering the condition) will reject any attempt of advice to have their beef medium rare as it should be or to reduce their coffee ingest. As a result their cognitive functions will experience a quick deterioration due to the burning of the beef's nutrients and the effects of too much caffeine.

Symptoms, though diverse, can become serious if left unattended and in extreme cases SuperG.Girls have shown the inability to understand simple facts like Alessandra Ambrosio is hotter than Candice Swanepoel. On a derivation of the same they have been observed to vote for Barbara Palvin over Vita Sidorkina when they don't even like the former. Other symptoms observed include the delusion of being civilized and the creation of false disorders and calling them "Stormbringerism" as a way of deviating the attention from SeuperG.Girlysm.

 

 

[Sarah.Adams]

59 minutes ago, Stormbringer said:

SuperG.Girlysm: Set of serious issues including an eating disorder such as preferring beef overcooked and others like a tendency to overdose on coffee. SuperG.Girls (i.e. people suffering the condition) will reject any attempt of advice to have their beef medium rare as it should be or to reduce their coffee ingest. As a result their cognitive functions will experience a quick deterioration due to the burning of the beef's nutrients and the effects of too much caffeine.

Symptoms, though diverse, can become serious if left unattended and in extreme cases SuperG.Girls have shown the inability to understand simple facts like Alessandra Ambrosio is hotter than Candice Swanepoel. On a derivation of the same they have been observed to vote for Barbara Palvin over Vita Sidorkina when they don't even like the former. Other symptoms observed include the delusion of being civilized and the creation of false disorders and calling them "Stormbringerism" as a way of deviating the attention from SeuperG.Girlysm.

 

 

 

baaaaaaaaah...........you deserve the special machinegunning 

 

[Stormbringer]

4 minutes ago, SuperG.Girl said:

 

baaaaaaaaah...........you deserve the special machinegunning 

 

 

 

I won't complain about THAT machine gunning  

[Enrico_sw]

4 hours ago, SuperG.Girl said:

 

 

Oh my! There are two bad girls jumping here! Whose are they?

[Sarah.Adams]

Democracy:  An illogical and unethical decision making system based on votation. According to this system the majority of votes defines what it's going to be applied. It's illogical because the majority of votes and not reason and science defines what's correct and it's unethical because all votes have the same gravity. The vote of a criminal equals the vote of a blue collar worker equals the vote of degree holder equals the vote of an Phd holder equals the vote of an industrialist and so on. The vote of a nurse has the same gravity with the vote of the doctor .... the vote of a teacher has the same gravity with the vote of a student. 

 

This is the reason that when the going is getting tough democracy gets going. In the ER is the doctor and not the nurse who decides, in the war it's the general and not the soldier and in the construction site it's the engineer and not the worker. 

 

When this system is applied to competitions the vote of SuperG.Girl is considered equal to the vote of @Stormbringer

 

 

[Stormbringer]

5 minutes ago, SuperG.Girl said:

When this system is applied to competitions the vote of SuperG.Girl is considered equal to the vote of @Stormbringer

 

Which is a shame indeed, since Stormbringer's vote should by all means be considered superior to the vote of @SuperG.Girl   

 

[Sarah.Adams]

1 minute ago, Stormbringer said:

 

Which is a shame indeed, since Stormbringer's vote should by all means be considered superior to the vote of @SuperG.Girl   

 

 

 

[Stormbringer]

1 minute ago, SuperG.Girl said:

 

 

 

[Sarah.Adams]

Thrash Metal: An euphemism for the musical genre "Trash Metal" that became the norm in the name of marketing and political correctness. The original term "Trash Metal" though reflecting well the reality of that particular genre (trash content) had to be replaced because it was considered insulting by the barbarians, rednecks, sociopaths and other musically illiterate people who listen to it. 

 

The term "Thrash" was selected by the music industry to replace "Trash" mainly for 2 reasons:

 

1. The similarity of the 2 words can be exploited by modern search engines like google. Regardless using "Thrash" or "Trash" google algorithm will understand what you are looking for and deliver the content.

2. The heavy shredding-style guitar work characterizing the genre is associated in the barbaric mind of the people listening to it with "thrash action".  

 

People with significant music education disregard the trend and keep using the term "Trash Metal" .... which is content-wise correct.

[Stormbringer]

3 hours ago, SuperG.Girl said:

Thrash Metal: An euphemism for the musical genre "Trash Metal" that became the norm in the name of marketing and political correctness. The original term "Trash Metal" though reflecting well the reality of that particular genre (trash content) had to be replaced because it was considered insulting by the barbarians, rednecks, sociopaths and other musically illiterate people who listen to it. 

 

The term "Thrash" was selected by the music industry to replace "Trash" mainly for 2 reasons:

 

1. The similarity of the 2 words can be exploited by modern search engines like google. Regardless using "Thrash" or "Trash" google algorithm will understand what you are looking for and deliver the content.

2. The heavy shredding-style guitar work characterizing the genre is associated in the barbaric mind of the people listening to it with "thrash action".  

 

People with significant music education disregard the trend and keep using the term "Trash Metal" .... which is content-wise correct.

 

[Stormbringer]

Sissiness: Characteristic intrinsic to those affected by SuperG.Girlysm; these 2 conditions go invariably together.

Those afflicted by this illness are easily identified by observing some notorious and unequivocal symptoms, namely:

 

1. A questionable taste when it comes to beef

2. Strange concepts such as "favorite piece of furniture"

3. A deep inability to appreciate heavier kinds of music and a disdain towards the superiority of Thrash Metal.

4. The preference of wine over a non-sissy beverage, such as beer

6. The preference of cats over dogs

7. Constant claims of being "civilized", as a way of deviating the attention from their own Sissiness. This includes naming "barbarians" those not afflicted by the condition.

 

These symptoms go always together in those affected by the illness.

 

Be careful, for those sick with sissiness will try to hide their ailment by overcompensating with violence. The practice of machine-gunning the innocent have been widely observed, along with the use of other artillery devices.

 

 

[Sarah.Adams]

59 minutes ago, Stormbringer said:

 

:war:

:war::war::war::war::war::war::war::war:

 

[Sarah.Adams]

16 minutes ago, Stormbringer said:

Sissiness: Characteristic intrinsic to those affected by SuperG.Girlysm; these 2 conditions go invariably together.

Those afflicted by this illness are easily identified by observing some notorious and unequivocal symptoms, namely:

 

1. A cuestionable taste when it comes to beef

2. Strange concepts such as "favorite piece of furniture"

3. A deep inability to appreciate heavier kinds of music and a disdain towards the superiority of Thrash Metal.

4. The preference of wine over a non-sissy beverage, such as beer

6. The preference of cats over dogs

7. Constant claims of being "civilized", as a way of deviating the attention from their own Sissiness. This includes naming "barbarians" those not afflicted by the condition.

 

These symptoms go always together in those affected by the illness.

 

Be careful, for those sick with sissiness will try to hide their ailment by overcompensating with violence. The practice of machine-gunning the innocent have been widely observed, along with the use of other artillery devices.

 

 

 

[Sarah.Adams]

16 minutes ago, Stormbringer said:

2. Strange concepts such as "favorite piece of furniture"

 

 

[Stormbringer]

Just now, SuperG.Girl said:

 

 

 

 

1 minute ago, SuperG.Girl said:

 

 

Further prove right here of how those with sissiness over compensate with violence attacking the innocent

[Sarah.Adams]

1 minute ago, Stormbringer said:

Further prove right here of how those with sissiness over compensate with violence attacking the innocent

who is innocent? .............you started it first. I'm just defending myself  

 

[Stormbringer]

Just now, SuperG.Girl said:

who is innocent? .............you started it first. I'm just defending myself  

 

 

 

You LIAR!!!!

You know it's you who started!!!  

 

[Sarah.Adams]

1 minute ago, Stormbringer said:

You know it's you who started!!!  

 

there's undeniable proof on board      

 

[Stormbringer]

1 minute ago, SuperG.Girl said:

 

there's undeniable proof on board      

 

 

Of you starting it?? YES THERE IS  X12

[Sarah.Adams]

1 minute ago, Stormbringer said:

Of you starting it?? YES THERE IS  X12

 

proof that YOU STARTED IT