Rhett Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 Here it is. You demanded it (most of you did, and those that didn't, you're reading this anyway, so put a cork in it). Prepare to be enlightened, edified, mystified and sanctified, not necessarily in that order.ASK ANY QUESTION, GET AN ANSWER THAT WILL BEND YOUR NOODLE. Sure, there's ask.com and wikipedia and IMDB and German fanboy sites for Hasselhoff... but they are all about to become irrelevant.Without further ado (unless you consider a FAQ to be 'ado'), Rhett and lazy present, YOU ASKED FOR IT.The FAQ1. What is this? What does it look like? We answer questions here! And since you asked that one, you can just go march right to the back of the line. Remember what Mr. Garrison says, 'there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.'2. OOOO Pick me! Pick me! They say the squeaky wheel gets the grease. Well, the age of greasers is over. Get a job, and a haircut, slacker! And put your arm down until you learn better personal hygiene.3. The above item isn't a question... doesn't that mean you're not really qualified to answer important questions? Who died and made you lord of post format? That's minus one for asking a stupid question, and another minus one for trying to out-wise the wiseasses.4. Why haven't you answered my question yet???? Because you used too much punctuation. Which is still better than not enough, however. But the real answer is that we won't answer all questions, just as many as we can, in order of how much they pique us.5. How long does it take you idiots to answer my question? I don't know, I'll try and find two idiots and ask them. For us, we don't answer questions when Rhett is working, or lazy is not working. Yes, it's a yin/yang thing.6. OMG! U GUYS R SO HOT, AND YOU CRACK WISE drooldroolwubhugdrool!!! Yes, we already know that. Take a number, the line is already around the block.And now... please post your questions, they will be answered in a completely subjective and unfair order. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SympathysSilhouette Posted July 22, 2006 Share Posted July 22, 2006 What is the meaning of life? (And no, 42 is not a valid answer). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrianas Llama Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 What happens when an unstoppable force collides with an immovable object? How often do you two create a thread proposing you create a new thread? Should Everyone be doing this? How does television work? (both the set itself and the way they manage to squeeze John Candy thru those tiny little wires every time uncle buck is played on TV1) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mylovelyangel Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 what happens when everything good and pure about something is taken away, and your left with nothing but uncertainty <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PinkCouture Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 5. How long does it take to idiots to answer my question? I don't know, I'll try and find two idiots and ask them. For us, we don't answer questions when Rhett is working, or lazy is not working. Yes, it's a yin/yang thing.you spelled "to" wrong. I think you meant "two" idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted July 23, 2006 Author Share Posted July 23, 2006 well, at least your guess is wrong. makes my typo a little less heinous... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rouge red Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Oh almighty, adorable Rhett and lazy, why did Leanna change her weird avi? <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Remember what Mr. Garrison says, 'there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.'.....That's minus one for asking a stupid questionIf you can't figure out the question, then this thread shall forever be tainted by the sounds of Celine Dion *uploads tracks in anticipation* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Changa Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Will Celine Dion ever realize how annoying she is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SympathysSilhouette Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 I think she realizes, but doesn't care. She's probably crying all the way to the bank, to borrow a phrase Liberace coined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted July 23, 2006 Author Share Posted July 23, 2006 is that someone trying to answer questions for us?? O the impertinence! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SympathysSilhouette Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Just picking up some slack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 he accused you two of being slackers! are you slackers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted July 23, 2006 Author Share Posted July 23, 2006 uh, one of us is called 'lazy'. I will give you a free pass on that one, edsel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rouge red Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 is that someone trying to answer questions for us?? O the impertinence! well YOU are too slow... so we need someone who is faster ;P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted July 23, 2006 Author Share Posted July 23, 2006 I guess no one is reading the rules lazy isn't around on the weekends. he'll be in tonight, and we'll get busy either then or tomorrow evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy01001 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Harken unto me friends and those who despise my very presence!I have returned, and now busy we shall get! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted July 24, 2006 Author Share Posted July 24, 2006 Question, The First!Fair reader Adrianas Llama asks, "What happens when an unstoppable force collides with an immovable object?"Ah, yes the old doubly-negating axioms, the omnipotence paradox. The simple answer is that the answer is too dependent on other factors. If this were to take place in a vacuum, where the laws of physics didn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 :shock: my....bbbbrain....ceelllllllsss... :lost: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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