Michael* Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 I used to like him, but then he married that giraffe and got pregnant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted July 3, 2012 Author Share Posted July 3, 2012 I note there's been a lot of talk about Adrian, the llama, getting too old for the zoo. And spurious rumours that an animal is being "let go" (more of which later). Thankfully, I'm happy to point out that Adrian, the llama will NEVER get too old for the zoo (I mean, what's with these stoopid members even suggesting it would be Adrian, the llama who was going to leave? Like, duh! ) - as he's but the latest incarnation of the Dalai Llama: So, all that happens is - much like Adrian, the llama's constantly replenishing zoo contract - he simply manifests as another llama (called Adrian, the llama) and thus never ages or ever looks remotely near ever leaving... It's a simple llama process. The science/faith of which I shan't bore you with. Suffice to say non-believers are haters. And haters have no place at the Bellazoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted July 3, 2012 Author Share Posted July 3, 2012 Meanwhile, in related news: Have you noticed how OLD Alessandra Hambrosio is looking these days? Surely it's no coincidence that Head Zoo-Keeper Razek has been seen hanging around at this establishment: I think Hambrosio may soon be leaving the zoo. It's not as if Adrian, the llama is going anywhere, is it?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarMELita Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 ... and besides, they don't have nothing better to do, have they? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I love you B, this is priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted August 23, 2012 Author Share Posted August 23, 2012 OMG! Some members have been implying that Adrian, the llama, ISN'T the most famous animal at the Bellazoo?!?! :shock: Apparently there's this gazelle called, well, Gazelle - she's supposedly so famous she doesn't even need a surname!!! I mean, please, as if... Anyway, Gazelle is known EVERYWHERE - but I checked out all her social media sites and in NO WAY does she have more followers than our Adrian, the llama. And that's how we measure fame at the zoo, obviously. So STICK IT, Gazelle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 now I got that image in my brain and NO ONE gets it out And well, simply HOW could be a gazelle better than llama? Llama knows it all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILUVAdrianaLima Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 Llama does know best after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cherrybomb Posted August 25, 2012 Share Posted August 25, 2012 I'm dying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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