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Rumor has it NvrEnough trained 50 monkeys to wield RCP90s and throw hand grenades. This process took 5 years and they all passed with flying colors and were even able to use throwing stars and katanas. They even became super smart, but at the end of the day they held democratic elections and decided ...that they'd much rather throw poop.

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Rumor has it democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others that have been tried.

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Rumor has it a day at the National Zoo contains as much poo flinging as a day in the Capital building.

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rumor has it BB actually invited those same monkeys to be waiters at the dinner party and is paying them in million dollar bananas to get rid of their poop throwing ways.

BTW, they're chimps and don't care about money so they'll give back the million dollars and keep the bananas

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Rumor has it BB has decided to get one of my condos next to the captains quarters lol ;)

P.s I have many in NYC overlooking central park, and metro area lol

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^ I have a weird attraction to German men, and you are part German. Maybe you can introduce me to one of your cousins I have no blood connection to and we'll call it even.

We give "keeping it in the family" a new meaning :rofl:

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