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Rumour has it that every major musician is desperate to collaborate with London, and 'featuring london19852001' will become the new 'featuring Sean Paul' next summer :laugh:

Rumor has it Michael* is right and will be a back up dancer in my upcoming summer tour featuring Madonna & JT.Where I will kidnap Alex Rodriguez,that is if he is still "dating" Madonna at this time.Upon which myself & [solo] will reap the benefits of Alex's $300 million dollar fortune by purchasing an entire country in Eastern Europe and retiring from all illicit & illegal activities.You might want to watch your back as you may be getting a "visit" from Vinnie Jones regarding this leaked info. :ninja:

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It was. ^ :ninja: Get the knee busters on the move.

Rumor has it [solo] loves it when I put on my Little Bo Peep outfit and tie him to our very large four poster bed and whisper repeatedly,"Who's your daddy,baby?".While straddling him and holding a loaded .44 caliber pistol to his head.Stopping only to occasionally put him over one knee to spank him with a riding crop.Like so. :beating:

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Rumor has it london has an imagination more vivid than the blue of the carribean sea, more ridiculous than Peter Griffin ballet dancing to a ballad version of "Stairway to Heaven" on a floor made of spaghetti, and as realistic as a Pablo Picasso painting.

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Rumor has it Ali G will rename the country to Czhekastan, and the capital city to Bel Air, while Will Smith will take the title of "Fresh Prince, heir to the throne of Czhekastan", and have weekly insult wars with Ali G.

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