Jade** Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 i was watching tv and this dermatalogist said that men semen cures acne, wrinkles, strecth marks, that is so gross. and she also said that the majority of facial cream has semen in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnaBBarrosFan Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 I've heard that.. but it's not entirely true. Most facial creams DON'T have semen in them, they have certain chemicals that react the same way certain enzymes in semen do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanessa_gxox Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 WTF ARE YOU SERIOUS? ew ew ew ew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnaBBarrosFan Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 I love how my comment was completely disregarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Limerlight Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 I've heard that.. but it's not entirely true. Most facial creams DON'T have semen in them, they have certain chemicals that react the same way certain enzymes in semen do. Hehe "facial" creams. But wow.. so us men can be important Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnaBBarrosFan Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 I've heard that.. but it's not entirely true. Most facial creams DON'T have semen in them, they have certain chemicals that react the same way certain enzymes in semen do. Hehe "facial" creams. But wow.. so us men can be important You're such a nerd. :magic: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellb Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 I've always known that "pull out and bust on her face" was the way to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellb Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 But wow.. so us men can be important Dude, us men are important. and not just because of that.... :avada: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnaBBarrosFan Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 I've always known that "pull out and bust on her face" was the way to go. I think you have such a way with tact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellb Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Yes I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jade** Posted May 29, 2010 Author Share Posted May 29, 2010 they say horse semen works too, but they say that the men semen is better. they said that the horse and the men semen is very similar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jade** Posted May 29, 2010 Author Share Posted May 29, 2010 I've heard that.. but it's not entirely true. Most facial creams DON'T have semen in them, they have certain chemicals that react the same way certain enzymes in semen do. Hehe "facial" creams. But wow.. so us men can be important i guess guys are important, maybe u guys could make money on selling your semen. I've always known that "pull out and bust on her face" was the way to go. hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azure Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 wow what the hell! i wonder how they obtain the semen to use in the cream i have a kind of vulgar image in my head right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellb Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 i was watching tv and this dermatalogist said that men semen cures acne, wrinkles, strecth marks, that is so gross. and she also said that the majority of facial cream has semen in it. Now all we need is a nutritionist to tell women that swallowing it does something useful too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceeagel Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 i was watching tv and this dermatalogist said that men semen cures acne, wrinkles, strecth marks, that is so gross. and she also said that the majority of facial cream has semen in it. Now all we need is a nutritionist to tell women that swallowing it does something useful too... ^ they contain a lot of proteins...sooo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellb Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 Not "a lot" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benoticed Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 Yes, and Kopi Luwak Coffee is the most expensive coffee in the world. look how its made. not everyone drinks it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceeagel Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 Yes, and Kopi Luwak Coffee is the most expensive coffee in the world. look how its made. not everyone drinks it yeah...it's sh*t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jade** Posted May 29, 2010 Author Share Posted May 29, 2010 i was watching tv and this dermatalogist said that men semen cures acne, wrinkles, strecth marks, that is so gross. and she also said that the majority of facial cream has semen in it. Now all we need is a nutritionist to tell women that swallowing it does something useful too... it is nutrionist it said it ejaculate contains aboutonia, ascorbic acid, blood-group antigens, calcium, chlorine, cholesterol, choline, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorous, potassium, purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid, sodium, sorbitol, spermidine, spermine, urea, uric acid, vitamin B12, and zinc. Wow! All that stuff is very healthy. and she said if you eat it cure gastrithis and bad breath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellb Posted May 29, 2010 Share Posted May 29, 2010 and she said if you eat it cure gastrithis and bad breath. Holy vaginaballs. ROFL, that's some funny stuff. Did she also mention that if you eat it, it might also be considered genocide? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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