shananen2464 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 i guess it's your technique tell me something stupid you did that was very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy01001 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 My technique is second to none! And first to only 3 others... I should work on that.So there was this guy, and he told me, but i didn't tell them, and then they all went to the shop, and they were totally clueless, until i put it on the table...and EVERYONE NOTICED!ahahahahaha, god that was great.tell me about why my imagination sometimes causes me to stand back...from myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 if by "imagination" you mean "lack of bladder control", then it will become apparent soon.tell me why we still need more cowbell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy01001 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 it's all....so clear to me now....with a tint of yellow.The Cowbell, made popular by dairy farmers in the late 1800's, was widely accepted as a musical device implemented first by the band Blue Oyster Cult in 1976 under the profamed producing genius of Bruce Dickenson, THE Bruce Dickenson. Since the aforementioned group first used the cure known as cowbell, many a fever has been halted, and people across the world have come to love it, and thus need more of it.sing me a song, or tell me a story that I havn't heard a millions times before, so I wont pass out, from boredom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrownEyesGirl Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 I set up a date for one of my guy friends with a transvestite! Obviously it was a HUGE JOKE, but he didn't think it was so funny..... Tell me something........when was the last time you went to a concert, and for what band? What singer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinky Posted August 8, 2006 Share Posted August 8, 2006 30 July,2006-Depeche Mode..that was the sexiest concert ever.yeah baby..tell me something that you'd rather to die than to hear it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinky Posted August 9, 2006 Share Posted August 9, 2006 she sometimes dresses up so ''stylish'' and mixed that it feels like john galliano fashion show.tell me something that you'd never tell to your bestfriend,but she/he deserves to hear it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mylovelyangel Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 hmmm how about you treat everyone like shit and to fuck off....tell me what the fuck is bothering you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinky Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 people..most of them.tell me what will be your last words.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mylovelyangel Posted September 6, 2006 Share Posted September 6, 2006 fuck thistell me a secret Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rouge red Posted September 11, 2006 Share Posted September 11, 2006 secrets are secret :persuazn: tell me a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog107 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted. ------------------------------------------tell me what turns you on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moiselles Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 Brooding blue eyes, tan skin, and sexy lips. Kisses on my neck and fingers through my hair. Soft, sweet moaning.Tell me ... who do you secretly lust after? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mylovelyangel Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 tom welling tell me a short but sweet story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rouge red Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted. ------------------------------------------ tell me what turns you on like that joke ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinky Posted September 16, 2006 Share Posted September 16, 2006 i fancy a guy now..i want to make it with him..anywhere if we're talking about a celebrity then that's heath ledger..in a fitting room or on a counter tell me what would you do if you were invisible for a day? (cliche,eh?!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Fatale Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 (bump)If I was invisible for a day, I would go around and knock down things and scare people thinking it was a ghost or something. I don't really know.Tell me something you wish to accomplish in the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snow Angel Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I'd like to get a degree sometime soon. In what though? I have no idea.Tell me something you just can't stand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Fatale Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I can't stand it when people try to act like somebody they're not, especially when you've known that person for a long time.Tell me about a bad dream you had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lolita Posted February 10, 2007 Share Posted February 10, 2007 dreaming I was stabbed to deathtell me about your childhood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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