schadenfreude Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 In this thread, we admit to things we would never admit to in real-life.The idea is stolen from another forum, which is stolen from Post Secret.I'll start:I am scared of the dark and always carries a nightlight/torch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 surely if you post a 'secret', it is no longer a 'secret' . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 I used to be afraid of the dark as well... but I've overcome that. *enlightened sigh* the power of logic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 hmm . . . i was chased by a monkey when on holiday. which is kinda a secret since i don't really tell most of my acquaintances . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 was it an evil monkey? or a hungry monkey? or a curioius monkey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schadenfreude Posted October 10, 2005 Author Share Posted October 10, 2005 Monkeys are evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 was it an evil monkey? or a hungry monkey? or a curioius monkey? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> it was a vervet monkey with a blue scrotum which along with its compatriots decided to assault the hotel swimming pool. admittedly i did mock it. it reacted angrily to my heckling and chased me until my dad chased it off . . . i was only like 11 at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 blue scrotums... must've been all the rage back in Jungleland back in those days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schadenfreude Posted October 10, 2005 Author Share Posted October 10, 2005 I don't know that monkeys get blue-balls too.Well, you learn something new everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrianas Llama Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 *takes a shakey breath*.. okay i really need to get this off my chest.... im not a llama... im an alpaca.. One day someone was like hey Llama!... and.. and i just didnt correct with them.. then it just kept on happening, i just went with it... took on the Llama persona. it just opened up so much for me.. i could get into clubs, was invited to all the VIP parties, and got to hook up with all the sexah ladies.. but.. everything is a lie..*sob* MY LIFE HAS BEEN A SHAM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 *takes a shakey breath*.. okay i really need to get this off my chest.... im not a llama... im an alpaca.. One day someone was like hey Llama!... and.. and i just didnt correct with them.. then it just kept on happening, i just went with it... took on the Llama persona. it just opened up so much for me.. i could get into clubs, was invited to all the VIP parties, and got to hook up with all the sexah ladies.. but.. everything is a lie.. *sob* MY LIFE HAS BEEN A SHAM! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> love that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo52285 Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 *takes a shakey breath*.. okay i really need to get this off my chest.... im not a llama... im an alpaca.. One day someone was like hey Llama!... and.. and i just didnt correct with them.. then it just kept on happening, i just went with it... took on the Llama persona. it just opened up so much for me.. i could get into clubs, was invited to all the VIP parties, and got to hook up with all the sexah ladies.. but.. everything is a lie.. *sob* MY LIFE HAS BEEN A SHAM! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francesca Posted October 10, 2005 Share Posted October 10, 2005 SHAME on you! an alpaca, tsk tsk tsk. ----------------- My secret: I like wrestling with crocadiles in my cellar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schadenfreude Posted October 10, 2005 Author Share Posted October 10, 2005 This thread will go downhill, unless more serious input go into it.*****************************************************I am easily depressed and therefore have a fear of depression.This is mostly why I hate emos, as I fear that depression is contagious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red_ed Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 threads always go downhill here... I make sure of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schadenfreude Posted October 11, 2005 Author Share Posted October 11, 2005 You know what they posted in the other forum?I find the idea of brother-sister incest erotic.sometimes i dream about having sex with my mom i dont know why but its weird. and sometimes i get an erection if i look at my moms ass while shes wearing short shortsI eat my cum sometimes...Saves tissue!I cry easily. I don't get scared, mad, hurt, offended or anything like that easily. But man do I cry easily. And usually for no reason.Im horrifyed that my life is going nowhere. I have always been the kid with so much potential,but just dicks off.*sigh*I like a song by Green Day.I shampoo my balls. ehhh...Some times I jack off to a girl I hate and then laugh at her when she's mean to me.I've masturbated in a church bathroom.- I Feel my life is one continuous loop, one that i can't or won't break.- I like this girl to death but am too shy to admit to anyone but myself, and especially not to her.- I saved money and bought material possessions in a naive hope that they would make me happy...didn't happen that way.- I lost weight and told people i did it to become healthier - The truth was i did it to feel better about myself...again didn't happen.- I have bad skin (pimples, scars, always have cuts and scratches, and strechmark scars from when i was fat) which makes me very skeptical about my looks and how others see me.- I have never been in a relationship with a female and everything that goes with them.- I have wasted my entire life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrianas Llama Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 okay serious input, serious input... I'm 19 years old and i have lion king sheets on my bed, and i own and regularly use mickey mouse ones as well. ... no really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astarte Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 (I love post secret, and the idea of this thread, sooo...I'll be honest, even if it's not that funny or interesting) Every time I crack an egg open (which is hardly ever..), I'm scared to death that there will be a baby chicken in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neo52285 Posted October 11, 2005 Share Posted October 11, 2005 im a chicken when it comes to bugs and scary movies. its sad when a 20 year old guy has to yell for his mommy to kill a bug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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