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The Totally Spurious Victoria's Secret Thread


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Jasmine: Ever wanted to feel like a princess?

 

[English lady voice] Victoria's Secret Introduces: A Whole New Bra TM


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Let your heart decide and give your prince a new fantastic point of view by taking him wonder by wonder.


With our new three cup psuh-up, there's no one to tell you no or where to go!

 

Unbelievable sights, indescribable feelings! You will feel like you're soaring, tumbling, freewheeling through an endless diamond sky!

 

Shining, shimmering, splendid. A hundred thousand things to see. You're like a shooting star!

 

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So y'all, I have a confession to make!

 

I know who is wearing the fantasy bra. In fact I have known for a while but didn't want to put my trusted source in jeopardy, so I just dropped some ambiguous hints, pm'd my besties and enojyed the suffering of those not in the know.

 

But my source has been fired by Monica Mitro because her hips got larger, so, here we go!

 

VS has been doing some super secret fitting with Behati, which is why she had the bag you all saw.

 

While the other girls were in Aspen, VS was extending her fantasy bra to fit her new boobies now that's she's pregnant with Sandy Green (or Clay Purple, if it's a boy).

 

She didn't go to Japan, she was just in a manga store to throw y'all off.

 

I give you

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The 2017 Lactating Angel Mommy Fantasy Bra!

 

It clips in the front so that she can breastfeed.

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3 hours ago, toodarnhot said:

 

Lolk Lais!

 

Be a diva because you got that shiny Fantasy Bra and refuse to pose with the lesser girls but know that

1) Jasmine had one too

2) You only got this one because Behati's husband forgot to pull out and you girls wear the same size!

3) Two words: Marisa Miller!

 

You'll get nowhere with that stank attitude!

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