Siemgi Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 ^Do they have it with Hi on the front and bye on the back? Cause if so, I'm totally buying one.And now she's right where she belongs, shilling fugly sweat-pants and polka-dot bras with Elsa and the other forgettable bitches.#BehatiWeeps#TamTamRocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted November 1, 2011 Author Share Posted November 1, 2011 Get yours quickly! They'll only be available for one second.^Oooh, put me down for one in 'festive' lilac! Good to see VS promoting Candice more too, isn't it? About damn time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted November 1, 2011 Author Share Posted November 1, 2011 DOUTZEN KROES POSTCARD FROM PRAGUE Hi everyone! Having a lovely time in Prague, filming the new VS Christmas commercial!!! Here I am hanging out with Candice and Ale. Candice has to keep going off to do stuff though, poor her ☹ - but me and Ale have had a fun time exploring the city instead; it's great to have SO much free time whilst we're here! Hey, guess what? Miranda had a baby too! How crazy is that? It's OK though because nobody mentions it and we're just two girls back from a break, and it's not like VS are making a big deal about it or anything with me. Got to go, I'm getting to wear some wings this afternoon. MAJOR MOMENT apparently. Wish me luck!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Don't you worry Doutzen. I'm sure you'll be the one everybody's gonna be talking about! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 this is all EPIC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 And there you though getting a Hi/Bye shot was the worst thing Victoria's Secret could do... Ooh guuuuurl were you wrong. Then again, she did ditch them for a successful movie career Anyway, Suprious Productions present: that awkward moment where you ex-boss celebrates the fact that you're no longer working for them: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prettyphile Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted November 6, 2011 Author Share Posted November 6, 2011 Awww... Now what's up? Are you feeling down because it looks like you've been passed over yet again for some fugly skinny bitch that nobody likes, and a bunch of no-marks who won't be back? Yes? Well - sigh no more, with the all new, all fun, all massively logo'd: INSTANT VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW ANGEL KIT! Yes, now you too can pretend to walk the show in the privacy of your own home on November 9th by adding these accessories to a bunch of tat you found in your dressing-up box at grandma's house and some cobbled together shit out of the garage! No more need to be sad - everyone's an "Angel" these days anyways, and you will be too with the: INSTANT VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW ANGEL KIT! There - that's better! (Please note: wings sold separately. Does not include special Selita Rumble Pack Edition which allows wear to actually be at the show for unfathomable reasons.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisman46 Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Awww... Now what's up? Are you feeling down because it looks like you've been passed over yet again for some fugly skinny bitch that nobody likes, and a bunch of no-marks who won't be back? Yes? Well - sigh no more, with the all new, all fun, all massively logo'd: INSTANT VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW ANGEL KIT! Yes, now you too can pretend to walk the show in the privacy of your own home on November 9th by adding these accessories to a bunch of tat you found in your dressing-up box at grandma's house and some cobbled together shit out of the garage! No more need to be sad - everyone's an "Angel" these days anyways, and you will be too with the: INSTANT VICTORIA'S SECRET FASHION SHOW ANGEL KIT! There - that's better! (Please note: wings sold separately. Does not include special Selita Rumble Pack Edition which allows wear to actually be at the show for unfathomable reasons.) Too bad this one isnt totally spurious though. I wonder how many girl buy all of thst VSFS-affiliated stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ophelia_Immortal Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 SO CeeLo is out? And they brought in, Nicki Minaj?...Jenna sums up my feelings about NickiThis is a graphic video, watch at your own peril. (was gonna post this in the VS thread but I didn't wanna get banned!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 I think I stated what´s on my mind about this whole Cintia nonsense several times... and thanks God Ophelia, I thought I was the only one who thinks that Nicki Minaj is a damn freak creature Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted November 10, 2011 Author Share Posted November 10, 2011 Random observations that occurred last night (with due deference to Prettyphile): Suffer with unsightly glitterball hemmorrhoid problems? Tired of lugging around late 70's nightclub accoutrement bum-piles? Then you need DISCO CREAM: What the hell is this - VS Burkas? Tapping into that lucrative Islamic-lingerie market? Pah! Who needs Cintia when you can have Anja? Job lot of umbrellas - buy 2 get 3rd free. Seems a shame to waste 'em... File under: UNDIGNIFIED. If you're going to defecate on the runway could you please have the good grace not to do so whilst Behati is walking beside you. This is most off-putting... "Welcome to my magical lady-garden!" "Hey, Erin? Erin! Erin! You see that girl, Anne? Yeah..? Yeah I'm like TOTALLY tapping that. Sweet as, man! Yeah. Hey! Hey, you wanna maybe come around after too Erin? Yeah - we're staying over the road. Room 221. You cool with that? Anne like let's me have sex with her and EVERYTHING! Yeah, gonna buy me some beers too. Got an ID. SWEEET! No? No, Erin? OK, cool... Yeah I'm cool with that. Yeah. OK... I'm gonna get me some anyway Erin. Yeah... Beers and sex... Yeah... Yeah - fuck you Erin... FUCK YOU! Whatever." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 actually I was thinking about that last picture yesterday I firstly thought he confused her for Anne (or Lindsay?) :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 actually I was thinking about that last picture yesterday I firstly thought he confused her for Anne (or Lindsay?) :evil: Maybe...In any case he was distracted enough to mess up his Christina's lyrics... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted November 12, 2011 Author Share Posted November 12, 2011 (I'm going to post this on the discussion thread too, for those who think they're above this thread! Selita must be found...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 actually I was thinking about that last picture yesterday I firstly thought he confused her for Anne (or Lindsay?) :evil: Maybe...In any case he was distracted enough to mess up his Christina's lyrics... we gotcha, Adam :evil: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 (I'm going to post this on the discussion thread too, for those who think they're above this thread! Selita must be found...) I´ve actually sent Mr. Holmes after her and in case he failed, Three Investigators are sent immidiately! do you think I´m done? NO! In ANY case, I have still Famous Five in my hands... Timothy will get ya, Selita!! :baronlamesign: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frenchkiki Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 Timothy will get ya, Selita!! :baronlamesign: Or He will get Selita He is good at finding stuff & eat stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted November 15, 2011 Author Share Posted November 15, 2011 ^I guess we've got the best people for the job then?! Really Lindsay? This is neither the time nor place for blonde supremacy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liora Loyola Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Dear Alessandra,We are happy to inform you that your picture has been removed from the encyclopedia entry for burn. Hi Doutzen Bye Doutzen The ultimate burn shall now be known as "The Doutzen Treatment." In honor of this milestone achievement, we will be releasing exclusive t-shirts available in the hot new Christmas colors of blue and purple. Get yours quickly! They'll only be available for one second. LMAO!!! That's a good one. curse you candice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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