Siemgi Posted October 22, 2011 Share Posted October 22, 2011 Yay! We could get you a co-producer credit or something. That brings our combined net worth to 10 dollars, 2 cents and a half-busted weave! It's so gonna work out great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 I thought this thread will solve the whole-some amazing and lucracious mystery about Tyra and Gisele I seriously can´t sleep now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted October 25, 2011 Share Posted October 25, 2011 Well... Dear Jennka, you know how much I like you and enjoy your virtual company. However, my source (who used to be in kindergarten with the half-step-sister of someone who interned at Monica Mitro's office back in the days) hasn't yet cleared me to speak about that Monange-Tyra Bankz TM- Gisele Bnudchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted October 26, 2011 Share Posted October 26, 2011 I love you Now that you told me all these vital things, my world is spinning normally once again. Or it might be that after three days I´m finally sober? No, it MUST be Victoria´s Secret tricking up my whole life thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted October 27, 2011 Author Share Posted October 27, 2011 DOUTZEN KROES HOLIDAY ROUND-ROBIN Hallo! Just wanted to remind everyone that I was pregnant during the 2010 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show too. And I also had a baby in January with my husband. I'm back this year, in the show (after that necessary absence) and I'm a Victoria's Secret "Angel" - so hopefully I'll get some special wings or something to make me stand out? Sorry to take up anybody's time - I just thought you might not have known... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clauds Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Doutzen who? Who are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Is there any give-me-a-hamburger section in it? With a hamburger-million-dollar-bra?No?Oh, poor Doutzen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Lu Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 LOLLLLlove the criss Angel and Kurt Angel nods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tori Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 No doubt you'll still bitch, but just accept this as FACT - and that it's all for your own good, silly heads... [Chanel Iman says:] Mother F*%cker. Between you and f*%king CBS and f*%king Razek with their f&*king press releases, the next b*^ch that leaves me off of a list is getting cut. I'm not even playing with you h%*s anymore. Do it again and it is SO MOTHER F&@KING ON!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prettyphile Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 lololololol You left Izabel, Tyra, Heidi, Gisele and Chanel out.. FIX IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 @ y'all believing Candice is a real Angel! She made the Forbes list with 2M$ and we all know that Gisele used to make 5M$ a year during her 25M$-5-year contract that lasted from 2000 to 2006. That ain't a real, real Angel contract. Me's not buying it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ophelia_Immortal Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted October 27, 2011 Author Share Posted October 27, 2011 Mother F*%cker. Between you and f*%king CBS and f*%king Razek with their f&*king press releases, the next b*^ch that leaves me off of a list is getting cut. I'm not even playing with you h%*s anymore. Do it again and it is SO MOTHER F&@KING ON!! lololololol You left Izabel, Tyra, Heidi, Gisele and Chanel out.. FIX IT! ^Geez, everyone's a critic! Pah - if any of them were "Real Angels" then I wouldn't have forgotten to put them up there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jennka Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 I died at Criss Angel jesus, Baron, this is genuinely fu*kin perfect But, you know how people go - a "woman" is not enough for them, because they have also a "real woman" as well, so why not having a "real angel"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siemgi Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Mother F*%cker. Between you and f*%king CBS and f*%king Razek with their f&*king press releases, the next b*^ch that leaves me off of a list is getting cut. I'm not even playing with you h%*s anymore. Do it again and it is SO MOTHER F&@KING ON!! lololololol You left Izabel, Tyra, Heidi, Gisele and Chanel out.. FIX IT! ^Geez, everyone's a critic! Pah - if any of them were "Real Angels" then I wouldn't have forgotten to put them up there... IKR? Lol dis bitch tryna make us believe Tyra and Gisele were Angels. If they were they would've been in that video: And they're not, so they're not. Heidi is dah mutherfacking queen of the Angels, they're beneath her, she's beyond, she's God. In underwear. Izabel can go shill shampoo elsewhere and nobody even thinks that Chanel is an Angel. We all know she's only there cause Selita was too busy apprenticing with Trump and shacking with Kanye and they needed a token black bitch. And now she's right where she belongs, shilling fugly sweat-pants and polka-dot bras with Elsa and the other forgettable bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBaronOfFratton Posted October 29, 2011 Author Share Posted October 29, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ophelia_Immortal Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 omglmfao!Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tori Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 And now she's right where she belongs, shilling fugly sweat-pants and polka-dot bras with Elsa and the other forgettable bitches.#BehatiWeeps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tori Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Dear Alessandra, We are happy to inform you that your picture has been removed from the encyclopedia entry for burn. Hi Doutzen Bye Doutzen The ultimate burn shall now be known as "The Doutzen Treatment." In honor of this milestone achievement, we will be releasing exclusive t-shirts available in the hot new Christmas colors of blue and purple. Get yours quickly! They'll only be available for one second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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